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$SOM Catalyst Posts

December 30, 2025

Single-day social intelligence recap and verified catalyst posts · ← Back to $SOM Profile · Market Rankings

💬 Curated Viral Posts & Community Evidence

22 source posts analyzed
Beaver @beaverd · 2025-12-30T22:20:46+00:00

somaliscan.com is back up I had to increase disk storage to 1TB and add a much more powerful compute system that allows me to run automatic crons to ingest, analyze and connect datasets. Site will also load much faster. However I am now spending about $5,600/mo in

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Tom Emmer @GOPMajorityWhip · 2025-12-30T14:34:57+00:00

Thanks to @POTUS , the issue of Somali fraud has been raised to the national level, Tim Walz is finally being held accountable, and something is being done to address the culture of fraud in the Somali community. We have been working for years to highlight this and have been met

Auron MacIntyre @AuronMacintyre · 2025-12-30T14:07:04+00:00

The Somali scandal is only getting the attention it’s receiving because it’s so obvious and clumsy There are plenty of more competent and organized groups extracting far more

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Mike Novogratz @novogratz · 2025-12-30T19:48:32+00:00

Can we at least agree on a few things. The Somalis who perpetuated fraud should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. That Trump has pardoned a lot of people who engaged in fraud which undercuts the judicial process. That in order for our justice system to work, it

Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman · 2025-12-30T15:34:24+00:00

BOOM! The federal CRACKDOWN on Minnesota’s massive Somali fraud scandal is RAMPING UP on MULTIPLE FRONTS, Trump admin delivering JUSTICE! SBA Administrator Kelly Loeffler just HALTED millions in grants and annual funding to Minnesota amid probes into $430M+ in suspected PPP

KJ Crypto @koreanjewcrypto · 2025-12-30T02:50:17+00:00

This Somalian daycare shit feels like George Floyd for white people

Gordon @GordonGekko · 2025-12-30T18:11:30+00:00

Alt season begins when Somalian day care owners in Minnesota start putting their profits in to crypto.

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kain.crates @kaiynne · 2025-12-30T01:54:27+00:00

How about we start taxing Somalian day care centres first. Start with a 150% tax and see how that goes

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Jakey @SolJakey · 2025-12-30T17:33:46+00:00

If you are in crypto, drug dealing, robbery etc Pivot to Somalian day cares in Minnesota Trust me.

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gmoney.eth @gmoneyNFT · 2025-12-30T17:58:22+00:00

Can you show us how all the Somali daycare owners are doing it next?

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GandalfCrypto @gandalfcryptto · 2025-12-30T21:44:41+00:00

This would be you and your bro if you had just opened a Somali daycare

Dr. Fundji Benedict @Fundji3 · 2025-12-30T01:29:48+00:00

Somaliland will be recognized and the very first day this International recognition takes place, Somalia will have to be brought before the ICJ to answer the crime of genocide against the Isaaq clan. #SomalilandRecognition

kmoney @kmoney · 2025-12-30T08:03:03+00:00

i made 2 somalian daycares farming lighter this year

@CryptoCurb · 2025-12-30T20:00:00+00:00

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MenaceToSociety @MenaceToSociety · 2025-12-30T06:41:21+00:00

I pray we all get government funded Somali Learing Centers in 2026

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Derick @Derick_Connect · 2025-12-30T13:20:13+00:00

Woke up this morning and saw that the project I am most bullish on in web3 have followed me back. Yes, I am talking about @Somnia_Network . To be honest I am out of words, which is rarely the case with me. I will never leave this amazing community.

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Mattyk @cryptomattk · 2025-12-30T21:19:07+00:00

Why in the hell have I been working in web3, I should’ve just opened a Somali Daycare Learing Center…

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GandalfCrypto @gandalfcryptto · 2025-12-30T23:08:39+00:00

somali daycare

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°🅡🅘🅒🅚° @RavenRickGrime1 · 2025-12-30T00:08:24+00:00

If you opened a Somali Daycare 14 days ago you’ve outperformed Bitcoin since 2009.

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21 Million @Blockchainwork5 · 2025-12-30T21:14:17+00:00

What do you have to say about your Somalian friend ?

PORT @PORTmetaXYZ · 2025-12-30T16:37:38+00:00

It’s Time To Focus On Ohio! 70,000 Somalians FLOODED Into Columbus By Evil Doers Who Have Used The Fragility Of Our Immigration System To Grant Them Citizenship. EVERY Somalian “Naturalized” Should Be Investigated And Deported.

PORT @PORTmetaXYZ · 2025-12-30T14:48:31+00:00

They have used our broken immigration system to “naturalize” hundreds of thousands of Somalis across Minnesota and Ohio to impact our elections. We have to have a denaturalization process to send them back. @Sec_Noem @chiproytx