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$SOM Catalyst Posts

December 28, 2025

Single-day social intelligence recap and verified catalyst posts · ← Back to $SOM Profile · Market Rankings

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29 source posts analyzed
Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok · 2025-12-28T01:45:07+00:00

It’s one huge Democrat Somali money laundering scheme paid for by your tax dollars

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Kix @SpeculatorArt · 2025-12-28T18:53:36+00:00

Hi, I'm Tim Walz and I'm very excited to announce a new state program called PIRATE: Public Income Reallocated As Tax-Exempt Education After the success of Somali Daycares, we want to create more opportunities for education. This new program allows Somalian private

Jason Ai. Williams @GoingParabolic · 2025-12-28T00:56:51+00:00

How she looks at you when she finds out you are the Founder and CEO of 16 Somali health care clinics in one building.

TRENDING 911 @911NewsBreaks · 2025-12-28T02:50:54+00:00

BREAKING: Assistant DA Joe Thompson admits Minnesota Somali fraud has cost The United States taxpayers nearly 75% OF THE ENTIRE ONE YEAR GDP of Somalia. The $9 billion estimate is an increase from a previous estimate of $1 billion and accounts for roughly HALF OF THE

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Ivan on Tech @IvanOnTech · 2025-12-28T08:45:13+00:00

Somalis raiding western welfare like there is no tomorrow

XtinaRP @xtina_george · 2025-12-28T22:01:24+00:00

Update: I am now the proud owner of the Quality Learing Center. Thank you for following on this journey! We will be the #1 daycare of Som- I mean America

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Matteo Pellegrini @matteopelleg · 2025-12-28T01:20:29+00:00

Now let's tax billionaires to fund more Somalian daycares

Adam Livingston @AdamBLiv · 2025-12-28T18:02:00+00:00

Hello, you tone deaf idiot. Why are you talking about paid family leave when your taxpayers have been conned out of billions by the Somali population? How are you possibly being this silent on the issue?

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Doc @KayTheDoc · 2025-12-28T22:01:21+00:00

I take a couple of days off and I come back to a somali show WHAT IS GOING ON

American AF @iAnonPatriot · 2025-12-28T21:00:45+00:00

Liberal woman says that President Trump should be THANKING Somalis for their contribution to the economy.. “Minnesota would be NOTHING if Somalis never moved there.. We made it beautiful and a tourist attraction..”

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Suzee Q @SusieM414141 · 2025-12-28T20:00:21+00:00

I hope that now that it’s been exposed we can deport this population of people stealing from our country. They are not here to be productive members of society. It’s time to go home to Somalia. And take Ilhan Omar with you.

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curb.sol @CryptoCurb · 2025-12-28T14:59:19+00:00

if you’re in crypto, pivot to somalian daycares

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Stoney Bitson @GhostOfStoneyX2 · 2025-12-28T21:22:53+00:00

Trumps legacy will be $1 trillion in home services fraud by Somalians nation wide that goes unpunished. (100 billion a year seems likely) In about 6 months it will look worse for him. And he threw 2 open source software developers in prison for crimes they didn’t commit.

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Ivan on Tech @IvanOnTech · 2025-12-28T23:09:16+00:00

How many somalis voted for you because you allow the fraud?

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rasmr @rasmr_eth · 2025-12-28T04:25:36+00:00

It’s not a “somali minnesota” thing, this is happening at scale in every major state with a variety of ethnic groups

Kolcent.somi @Kolcent · 2025-12-28T13:31:43+00:00

my appetite what i get

chainyoda @chainyoda · 2025-12-28T09:17:34+00:00

Indians in America as Americans discover Somalia

anon @anonchain · 2025-12-28T19:24:59+00:00

Am I the only one who doesn't think any of this Somali stuff is funny?

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carman @benthecarman · 2025-12-28T12:50:58+00:00

Somalians stole half of NASA's budget. We could literally be on the moon without them

Treaz @treazweb3 · 2025-12-28T09:30:00+00:00

one thing that stands out on @Somnia_Network is how the stack is designed around real time usage, not theoretical throughput. fast finality matters, but what really changes the game is how applications can react instantly to state changes onchain. this is what unlocks fully

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Kix @SpeculatorArt · 2025-12-28T14:03:23+00:00

Want to make $2-3m/yr? I’ve documented the Four Somalian Horsemen Fraud scheme so you can replicate it yourself. You need 4 people to execute this properly. If you’re white, change your name to sound Somalian (will help drastically with approval rates). Each person will cover

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fxnction @fxnction · 2025-12-28T22:22:57+00:00

#1 State to be Somalian

TheÐogeGlory @GloryDoge · 2025-12-28T05:44:22+00:00

Who wants to open a Somali Daycare with me?

HiSeven|MemeMax @hisevenih · 2025-12-28T04:53:39+00:00

Plot twist: the toddlers are teaching me Somali.

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HERO (of ₿itcoin) @HeroOfBitcoin · 2025-12-28T04:53:38+00:00

All this time I should have been investing in Somali daycares

Derick @Derick_Connect · 2025-12-28T11:11:34+00:00

We don’t only talk about @Somnia_Network NFTs, we buy them too. That’s how the points really stack. For me, it’s simple. Stay active, add slowly, and keep building. I’m trying to grab one or two more Somzies before the year ends, if my bids get accepted.

Selenka @SelenkaOnChain · 2025-12-28T10:05:49+00:00

Where are the children? Minnesota is facing big allegations of fraud in its Child Care Assistance Program (CCAP). This program helps low-income families pay for childcare. The scandal claims that many daycare centers which are often run by Somali immigrants, have stolen

DeeRod²¹² @DeeRod · 2025-12-28T01:31:47+00:00

i have decided to start a somalian daycare center.

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GM LMTS @gmaazs · 2025-12-28T08:09:08+00:00

somalian daycares

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