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July 25, 2026Single-day social intelligence recap and verified catalyst posts · ← Back to $ONT Profile · Market Rankings
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1 source posts analyzed· 2026-07-25T00:34:08+00:00[Spoken audio]: Every time I bend over to do anything all the men stare at me. I get why they stare. I can't avoid looking myself Where are you looking now? It's only logical. Logic has no place during Ponfar Social discretion dictates that I should observe your curvatures from a peripheral perspective. Oh Is that how Vulcan say check you out? It is illogical yet logical Until we can figure out what is causing their diminished capabilities, all male crew members have been ordered off duty. Except you, of course. Captain, I think we have discovered the main cause for the crew not meeting duty inspections. It seems the presence of the female crew uniform creates biological changes to the brain, making the crew more prone to distraction and mistakes. They even seem to have at least a slight effect on the female crew members. So far, our tests show only three unassected crew members. Who is it that is unaffected? Geordi's blindness and data's lack of biology make them immune. And we think Spock would only be affected during Ponfar. It seems I have been afflicted, too. Computer, what is the location of Commander Spock? Spock is currently located in Hollow Deck 2. I assure you, Holmes, the contract is quite ironclad. I do not know how watchin', but it seems that Moriarty has altered the deal. Holmes, how could he possibly outwit you? I learned from the best, dear Watson. I simply Kobayashi marude it. Commander Spock, please report to the bridge. I'm on my way. Bring Commander Data and Lieutenant LeForge with you. It seems our battle of wits shall have to wait. Computer end program. Counselor Troy, I will not be making our session today. Acknowledge, Commander. My apologies. Please continue. We've sensed a disturbance in the Force as if something is out of place. It's as if two IPEs were suddenly violated at once. Please have a seat. Let's talk about these disturbances. Now when did you start sensing these disturbances? Because I have sensed something myself. It's as if somehow we don't belong here. And let's be real. How is one to do Jedi flips in such outfits? Some will welcome your presence here. Others will accept it. And some will respond with vitriol. You cannot concern yourself with their reactions.
