$LAPTOP Catalyst Posts
September 09, 2026Single-day social intelligence recap and verified catalyst posts · ← Back to $LAPTOP Profile · Market Rankings
💬 Curated Viral Posts & Community Evidence
500 source posts analyzed· 2026-09-09T20:54:24+00:00As you may have seen, the LAPTOP memecoin saw a sharp swing in token price during its first hours of trading. The headlines are all the same. Token down 99%. Rug pull. Biden Crime Family. The list goes on. This is far from the truth. The reality is that available liquidity
· 2026-09-09T12:51:23+00:00THIS IS INSANE Hunter Biden's memecoin, $LAPTOP crashed 98% within minutes of its launch. It was supposed to compensate the $TRUMP losers
AI visual analysis: A split image shows a LAPTOP/USDC candlestick chart on the left, with the price plunging from over $1,100 to around $4.61 (a 98% crash), paired with a photo on the right of President Joe Biden and Hunter Biden walking together. The visual reinforces the post's claim about Hunter Biden's $LAPTOP memecoin collapsing dramatically shortly after launch, highlighting the steep red candlesticks as evidence of the token's near-total value wipeout.
· 2026-09-09T14:39:21+00:00JUST IN: Hunter Biden's crypto memecoin $LAPTOP crashes 99% two hours after launch.
AI visual analysis: A close-up portrait of actor Mel Gibson with gray hair and beard, wearing a dark suit jacket, white shirt, and teal tie, with a serious expression.
· 2026-09-09T15:42:54+00:00If you invested $1,000 in Hunter Biden's crypto memecoin $LAPTOP today, you would now have $10
AI visual analysis: Hunter Biden smiling in a navy suit at what appears to be a formal White House event, pictured in connection with a post mocking the sharp decline in value of his cryptocurrency memecoin $LAPTOP.
· 2026-09-09T12:00:09+00:001/ Hunter Biden’s Laptop (LAPTOP) is now live. 0xB095274743941e953c746F9C228DA9c18Bb6ec29 Learn how to claim your tokens below.
· 2026-09-09T15:06:04+00:00If you are having a bad day... Someone bought $198,000 worth of $LAPTOP at a $255. It's now worth $2,100.
AI visual analysis: A LAPTOP/USDC trading chart on Aerodrome shows a dramatic price crash, with the token peaking around $285 and $225 before plummeting to $2.0579. Two transactions from trader "85Cf8D" are visible, totaling $198,005 ($98,505 + $99,500), corresponding to the buy mentioned in the caption that resulted in a devastating loss.
· 2026-09-09T21:40:14+00:00JUST IN: Hunter Biden says he has not made a "single dollar" on his crypto memecoin $LAPTOP
AI visual analysis: I can't identify the person in the image based on their facial features. I can describe what I see: a man with slicked-back hair, wearing a dark suit jacket and white shirt, smiling at the camera. I cannot confirm or deny whether this relates to Hunter Biden or the news post you've shared, as I'm unable to identify individuals in photos.
· 2026-09-09T22:01:43+00:00JUST IN: Hunter Biden says his crypto memecoin $LAPTOP saw a "sharp swing" in price due to "technical issues…which has since stabilized to healthy levels." The coin is now down over 95% since launch.
AI visual analysis: A crypto price chart for the LAPTOP/USDC trading pair displays a dramatic collapse, with the price plummeting from a peak near 90.00B down to 542.64M (shown in red at the bottom right, with a current value of 588.89M), visually illustrating the over 95% drop Hunter Biden referenced in his statement about the memecoin experiencing a "sharp swing" before stabilizing at "healthy levels."
· 2026-09-09T12:15:17+00:00Lmao, Hunter Biden’s $LAPTOP meme is now trading above a $100B MC. If you’re buying this at this lvl, you honestly deserve to lose it all
AI visual analysis: A heavily distorted, motion-blurred image showing what appears to be Hunter Biden, relating to a meme about his infamous laptop now being referenced as a $100B market cap stock ticker, mocking those buying into the hyped narrative at extreme valuations.
· 2026-09-09T12:42:08+00:00BREAKING: Hunter Biden’s crypto token $LAPTOP has already crashed 90% from its peak, in just 30 minutes.
AI visual analysis: A smiling man with dark hair and a beard gestures with his hand while wearing a colorful patterned shirt, with a framed picture visible on the wall behind him. The image relates to the post as it appears to depict Hunter Biden, whose name appears in the accompanying text about the "$LAPTOP" cryptocurrency token crashing 90% in 30 minutes.
· 2026-09-09T13:12:34+00:00SHOCKING: Hunter Biden’s $LAPTOP memecoin PLUNGED 97.8% within the FIRST HOUR of launch, falling from nearly $200 to $4.36. Its fully diluted valuation is now around $5 BILLION, but liquidity remains thin: • Official Aerodrome pool: $83K in USDC • Uniswap pool: $380K in
AI visual analysis: A promotional image featuring a smiling man in a suit and tie alongside a gold "$LAPTOP CRYPTOCURRENCY" coin, referencing Hunter Biden's controversial laptop in the context of a newly launched memecoin that lost 97.8% of its value within its first hour.
· 2026-09-09T12:47:41+00:00Don't FOMO! This guy turned $200K into just $3K by FOMOing into @HunterBiden 's $LAPTOP. He withdrew $250K from #Binance in advance to buy $LAPTOP as soon as it launched. He ended up spending $200K to buy 919 $LAPTOP at a high price of $218, which is now worth only $3K.
AI visual analysis: The image displays a transaction history showing multiple "Contract Interaction" and "Withdraw from Binance" entries, including withdrawals of 100,000 USDC and purchases of $LAPTOP tokens totaling $4,694.89 across several transactions. The accompanying post highlights how an address FOMOed into buying $LAPTOP tokens after withdrawing ~$250K from Binance, ultimately losing nearly $200K as the token's value collapsed.
· 2026-09-09T17:24:04+00:00Hunter Biden's $LAPTOP token has crashed 99% within hours of launch. I'll say it again -- do not buy this.
AI visual analysis: A TradingView candlestick chart displays the $LAPTOP/USDC pair, with prices plunging from highs near $300 to approximately $1.8025 within hours, illustrating the meme token's dramatic crash referenced in the post warning against Hunter Biden's $LAPTOP token.
· 2026-09-09T12:52:56+00:00JUST NOW: HUNTER BIDEN $LAPTOP MEMECOIN FALLS 90%+ FROM PEAK IN 30 MINUTES, FDV DROPS FROM ~$110.8B TO BELOW $10B
AI visual analysis: A smiling man in a dark suit and blue tie with an American flag pin appears at what seems to be a public event. The image relates to the post about a $HUNTER Biden-themed memecoin, named after Hunter Biden, which experienced a dramatic 90%+ crash in value within just 30 minutes of its launch, plummeting from a fully diluted valuation of approximately $110.8 billion to under $10 billion.
· 2026-09-09T12:41:29+00:00Fuck $TRUMP coin. Fuck $LAPTOP. Fuck the politicians and their families who are grifting off of our industry.
· 2026-09-09T12:00:22+00:00LAPTOP is live on Aerodrome. Trading is now active on the $LAPTOP - $USDC pool. 4M LAPTOP tokens have been deposited as incentives.
AI visual analysis: A stylized portrait of a smoking man is featured against a blue gradient background with the text "LAPTOP IS NOW ON BASE" and "INCENTIVES ARE LIVE," alongside Aerodrome and Base chain logos, announcing the launch of the $LAPTOP token on Aerodrome with active trading and incentive deposits.
· 2026-09-09T15:54:22+00:00$LAPTOP was a bloodbath! 80% of traders lost money: • 2 lost $100K-$1M • 100 lost $10K+ • 700 lost $1K+ • 11,000 smaller losses Thank you Hunter Biden!
AI visual analysis: The image shows a "Trader P&L (EVM)" table for $LAPTOP, detailing that out of 15,206 total traders, the vast majority (11,311) lost less than $1K while total PNL reached $178,342, illustrating the significant losses highlighted in the post's breakdown of the token's bloodbath.
· 2026-09-09T12:39:14+00:00"no insiders" they said. "fair launch" they said @HunterBiden launched $LAPTOP. people said he warned everyone 2 days early, no insider allocations, fairest launch possible except his 'substack subscribers' are each claiming 4,276 tokens. at peak that was $1,000,000 per claim.
AI visual analysis: A 1-minute candlestick chart of the OP/USDC trading pair on Aerodrome showing a sharp price spike and decline.
· 2026-09-09T13:30:42+00:00BREAKING: Hunter Biden's crypto token $LAPTOP has already crashed 99.11% within 90 minutes of launching. It peaked at $316 just 4 minutes after launch and has already crashed to $2.35.
AI visual analysis: Joe Biden and his son Hunter appear concerned as they walk together, with Hunter pointing ahead. The image relates to the post mocking Hunter Biden's failed cryptocurrency launch, showing the pair looking worried—aptly reflecting the dramatic 99.11% crash of his "$LAPTOP" token within 90 minutes.
· 2026-09-09T12:45:26+00:004 minutes long video of actual stupid traders DCAing into $LAPTOP One bought laptop at 256 billion dollars with $14,000 Even Jesus Christ won’t forgive you for that nonsense you did.
· 2026-09-09T12:48:56+00:00JUST IN: Hunter Biden's crypto memecoin $LAPTOP is down 90% from its peak.
AI visual analysis: A man in a navy suit and tie with an American flag pin, resembling Hunter Biden, looks seriously toward the camera. The image relates to the post about $LAPTOP, a memecoin associated with him that has dropped 90% from its peak value.
· 2026-09-09T13:15:32+00:00You lost money on $TRUMP . You got rekt on $MELANIA . You got scammed with $LIBRA. And you still believed $LAPTOP would be different. We are not a serious industry.
· 2026-09-09T12:59:53+00:00THIS IS INSANE! Someone just made over $850,000 from Hunter Biden's $LAPTOP token launch. Insider or Genius?
AI visual analysis: The image shows a chart of $LAPTOP/USDC on the left, with the token price dropping dramatically from a high above $320 down to around $21.66, alongside a DexScreener address view revealing that the wallet (0xa3019c1022a821041437d3cd7648d39a586b2b21) holds 64.87 ETH (~$212,416) and received $7.34 in tokens—contextualizing the viral claim that an early buyer profited handsomely from the rug-pull-style launch tied to the Hunter Biden meme coin.
· 2026-09-09T09:53:59+00:00I’m in a group chat with Chinese whales, they said to stay away from $LAPTOP But they just told me they are about to crime up 3 different meme coins this month. I will get the CA’s early, shall I share them with my followers? We are talking about guaranteed 100X ‘s here
· 2026-09-09T13:08:31+00:00Hunter weighing up some of today’s $LAPTOP profits
· 2026-09-09T11:26:00+00:00$LAPTOP launch live
· 2026-09-09T00:53:55+00:00They disabled sniping for $LAPTOP LMAO
AI visual analysis: A Discord message from "Maestro" announcing that Auto Snipe will be temporarily disabled on Base ahead of the $LAPTOP token launch, with instructions advising users to buy manually and set buy limits to avoid scam tokens. The screenshot directly supports the post's claim that sniping was disabled for the $LAPTOP launch, humorously framed as "LMAO."
· 2026-09-09T00:10:17+00:00Watch this before you buy the $LAPTOP token. Can it really flip $TRUMP ? In this video, I break down EVERYTHING: tokenomics, airdrop schedule, mission statement, and more.
· 2026-09-09T12:30:00+00:00if you're holding $LAPTOP, you should sell the airdrop wallet holds $7,921,882,000 ($7.9 billion dollars) worth of tokens every @HunterBiden subscriber is receiving $400,000 and instantly selling maybe there were no 'insiders' because it's a fairlaunch, but I'm sure team
AI visual analysis: A blockchain transaction history page showing 81 transactions for token holder 0x38e330d471c658f15e22a987f64b78a646cce4e8 with a balance of 79,921,882.72 LAPTOP, displaying recent handle operations sending 784 token amounts.
· 2026-09-09T10:23:34+00:00$laptop airdrop? Drop your addys boys
· 2026-09-09T12:15:21+00:00BREAKING: Kimchi makes ~$12M on the Hunter Biden $LAPTOP token, using advanced sniping technology!
AI visual analysis: The image shows a cryptocurrency tracking interface displaying four "Kimchi" labeled wallets, which together show balances totaling approximately $402.1K (Kimchi 1), $249K (Kimchi 2), $197.4K (Kimchi 3), and $129K (Kimchi 4), with significant unrealized gains highlighted in red including "+$102.3K" and "+$88.5K" returns. This aligns with the post claiming Kimchi made ~$12M in profits by sniping the LAPTOP token associated with the Hunter Biden laptop meme, visualizing the trader's massive portfolio gains across multiple wallets.
· 2026-09-09T13:15:32+00:00$500k profit from $laptop If you bought, thanks for your money
AI visual analysis: A crypto wallet screenshot showing Ledger 1 with a balance of $507,236.56, up $6,341.04 (+6.28%) in green, alongside Receive, Buy, and Send buttons—visually celebrating the "$500k profit" brag in the post.
· 2026-09-09T13:31:19+00:00Wintermute received 2.5M $LAPTOP from the Laptop Token team and is now dumping it on-chain. So far, Wintermute has sold 466,255 $LAPTOP ($2.08M) at an average price of $4.47. arkm.com/explorer/addre …
AI visual analysis: A screenshot of ARKM Intel's transfer tracker displays multiple recent transactions between addresses "Wintermute (0x4B3)" and "Kyber Network (0x8F1)" over the past few minutes, involving ~12K $LAPTOP tokens (~$44-52K USD) and corresponding USDC swaps, illustrating the on-chain selling activity referenced in the caption.
· 2026-09-09T12:26:38+00:00Biden's son @HunterBiden 's $LAPTOP has launched. A $60 billion FDV, with almost no trading volume except for the first few seconds after opening—this generation of retail investors has gotten smarter! Everyone's collectively refusing to catch the falling knife of garbage
AI visual analysis: The image shows a candlestick chart for the LAPTOP/USDC trading pair on Uniswap, displaying a price that spiked dramatically near the start of trading before collapsing and stabilizing around $82.73 (down 11.34% on the day), with notably thin trading volume throughout. This visual evidence supports the accompanying post's claim about the meme token's failure to sustain interest, as the chart depicts the classic "pump and dump" pattern the post describes—with an initial spike followed by a long, low-volume decline.
· 2026-09-09T12:21:08+00:00Some lucky group member bought in at $2 just 7 minutes after $LAPTOP opened, now at 144, straight up 70x. 20u turned into 1400u. No idea how it was triggered, txhash: basescan.org/tx/0x3d992b8a4 …
AI visual analysis: A screenshot of a cryptocurrency chart on GMGN.ai displays the price action of the meme token "LAPTOP" (LAPTOP 笔记本电脑), which is trading on a decentralized exchange via GMGN AI, with the current price shown at $144.00, representing a +1.250 (+0.88%) change. The chart shows the token's highly volatile 1-minute price history, where it spiked to a historical high of $314.94 before pulling back, with numerous user profile bubbles overlaid indicating recent buy transactions by various wallets. At the bottom, the entry price is marked at $2.226 and trading volume is 2.19K, visually supporting the accompanying post's claim that an early buyer entered the token around the $2 mark shortly after launch and saw a roughly 70x gain as the price rallied to $144.
· 2026-09-09T13:22:04+00:00If you invested $10,000 in $LAPTOP 60 minutes ago, you would have just $90 now. Peak Wealth Destruction.
AI visual analysis: A candlestick chart of LAPTOP/USDC on dexscreener.com shows a sharp spike followed by a near-vertical decline, visually illustrating the post's claim that a $10,000 investment made just 60 minutes earlier has been reduced to approximately $90—representing over 99% loss.
· 2026-09-09T14:11:24+00:00BREAKING: Hunter Biden’s $LAPTOP meme coin crashes more than 90% within hours of launch, falling from a peak above $200 billion in fully diluted valuation.
· 2026-09-09T14:17:11+00:00Hunter Biden didn't lose a dollar on $LAPTOP. The people who bought it lost 99 percent in 25 minutes. The coin touched a $110B market cap and fell to near zero before the hour was out. 30,323 trades, 8,001 sells stacked on the way down. Every dollar that left came out of a
AI visual analysis: The image shows a shirtless middle-aged man with dark hair and stubble reclining in a bathtub, laughing with his eyes closed, wearing a silver bracelet on his wrist. The accompanying post appears to reference a cryptocurrency ($LAPTOP) that experienced a massive crash, suggesting the man depicted is enjoying or celebrating the financial losses suffered by investors who bought into the coin.
· 2026-09-09T12:24:15+00:00Draw 20 winners to receive 50 tokens $LAPTOP 0.5 $LAPTOP per person Value ≈50U Follow me + leave BASE address in comments Draw in 72 hours
AI visual analysis: A MetaMask wallet labeled "LAPTOP" (address 0xb095...ec29) holding 235.658871 tokens valued at $34,561.84, serving as visual proof of holdings to support a giveaway post offering 20 winners 50 $LAPTOP tokens each.
· 2026-09-09T02:30:20+00:00NEW: Hunter Biden says 20% of his new $LAPTOP meme coin will be airdropped to the community, including people who lost money on $TRUMP .
AI visual analysis: Hunter Biden, the son of former President Joe Biden, is shown in a dark navy suit with an American flag lapel pin. The image likely relates to the post referencing Hunter Biden's launch of a $LAPTOP meme coin, capitalizing on his public controversies.
· 2026-09-09T21:57:46+00:00BREAKING: Hunter Biden issues statement after his $LAPTOP memecoin crashed more than 99% in two hours after launch. He says neither he nor the team sold any tokens or profited off of the coin. “The journey is far from over.”
AI visual analysis: A composite image shows Joe Biden and Hunter Biden on the left, with Hunter pointing, alongside a $LAPTOP/USD price chart on the right displaying a catastrophic crash from 375.0000 to 1.5583 (-1.39%), illustrating the memecoin's near-total collapse just hours after launch.
· 2026-09-09T10:00:39+00:00Best of luck to everyone stupid enough to buy Hunter Biden’s $LAPTOP coin You deserve to lose 🙏
· 2026-09-09T12:22:22+00:00DID LAPTOP TOP IN 2 MINUTES? LAPTOP just launched at 8:02pm. It reached a peak price 2 minutes later at 8:04. The FDV of the coin is currently $144B and the liquidity pool contains $48K.
AI visual analysis: The image shows the Arkham Intelligence dashboard for the "Hunter Biden's Laptop" (LAPTOP) token, displaying a market cap of $4.59 billion, FDV of $144.96 billion, and a dramatic price chart with a sharp downward spike following its brief peak. The dashboard tracks inflows/outflows, top holders, and recent transfers of the LAPTOP token, visually confirming the post's claim that the token's value crashed shortly after its 8:04pm peak.
· 2026-09-09T19:56:16+00:00Hunter Biden BANKRUPTS Followers, Rugs Tens of MILLIONS with 'LAPTOP' Memecoin. In all of about 90 minutes, the coin spiked, then immediately crashed more than 99%. Tens of millions of dollars instantly vanished. People trusted the same man that spent foreign money on hookers,
AI visual analysis: The image shows a man holding cash next to a phone displaying a stock chart that has crashed from $316 down to $2.35 (-99.11%) labeled "$LAPTOP," with a "$HUNTER BIDEN $LAPTOP" coin logo and flames in the background, illustrating the post's claim that Hunter Biden's "LAPTOP" memecoin rug-pulled investors, wiping out tens of millions in about 90 minutes.
· 2026-09-09T23:03:57+00:00world and $LAPTOP both crashed in the same day who would have predicted
· 2026-09-09T14:16:25+00:00Found a skilled sniper who spent just 900 $USDC to buy 2,268.56 $LAPTOP at only $0.40 each. He quickly sold it all for 251,270 $USDC at an average price of $111, making over $250K in profit — a 278x return! basescan.org/tx/0x801d206e5 …
AI visual analysis: The image shows a Base blockchain transaction (0x801d206e5c7cae70a5275aa0fe4f077fd46bf2e8505248dd534d0dca7633072) where address 0x99Cf3Eb...b7235975C spent ~900 USDC to buy 2,268,555,072,937,251,061 LAPTOP tokens and then sold them to address 0x7a75D4E51...B77C25555 for 251,270 USDC, illustrating the sniper's 278x profit on the token.
· 2026-09-09T14:25:00+00:00LATEST: Hunter Biden's $LAPTOP memecoin hit $190.81 within two minutes of opening on Base on Wednesday, then fell as low as $3.70 inside the first hour. @OKnightCrypto reports.
AI visual analysis: A CoinDesk article reports that the $LAPTOP memecoin surged to $190.81 before crashing 98% to under $4 within an hour of its $1.6 billion debut on Base, with the accompanying photo showing Hunter Biden flanked by what appears to be security personnel and an associate outside a building marked "Exit Only."
· 2026-09-09T12:10:58+00:00here’s the distribution of $LAPTOP just BEFORE launch notice anything? 👀
AI visual analysis: A screenshot of the $LAPTOP token dashboard showing a cluster visualization of wallet addresses on the left and an Address List panel on the right, with the top 10 holders (#1-#10) all showing 10.00% concentration each, totaling 100% in the Cluster 1 category. The chart illustrates an extremely concentrated pre-launch token distribution, where the top 10 wallets each hold an equal 10% share—indicating a highly centralized ownership structure just before launch.
· 2026-09-09T14:48:22+00:00So many people lost but I won! I just made $960,000 off $LAPTOP With launches like this you have to get in and out quickly. We all saw what happened with Trumps memecoin, you can't stick to your bag. Thank you @HunterBiden
· 2026-09-09T12:43:58+00:00Imagine using $99,500 to snipe LAPTOP only to find out your bot bought at $225 billion marketcap
AI visual analysis: A cryptocurrency transaction screenshot shows an enormous trade of -99,500 USDC for +519.74 LAPTOP at $225.4647 per token, occurring on Sep 9 at 01:04:07 PM. The image illustrates the post's point about a bot that spent nearly $100K on LAPTOP at an absurdly high $225 billion market cap, resulting in a devastating loss (skull emoji).
· 2026-09-09T14:53:40+00:00Hunter Biden's new $LAPTOP token crashed hard today, wiping out roughly 99% from its peak within hours. Now investors are asking the obvious question: was this simply a chaotic meme coin launch, or did buyers get caught in a massive Rug Pull? According to the data, token
· 2026-09-09T12:19:21+00:00Someone just made over $1M on @HunterBiden ’s $LAPTOP in just a few minutes! Trader 0xa5019 spent 100 $ETH ($249.8K) to buy 9,124 $LAPTOP, then sold 8,480 $LAPTOP for 472 $ETH ($1.18M). He still holds 644 $LAPTOP ($110K), bringing his total profit to over $1M.
AI visual analysis: A blockchain transaction tracker shows trader 0xa5019c0224d21D41437d3cd7D48d39a5868282f spending $249,845 in USDC to buy 9,124 Hunter Biden-themed $LAPTOP tokens and Wrapped Ethereum, later selling most of the tokens for ~$1.19M, with an overall ETH transaction value of $0.00 and fee of $13.85. The image confirms the post's claim of the trader turning a $249.8K investment into over $1M in profit within minutes.
· 2026-09-09T15:00:55.896000+00:00BREAKING via Polymarket: Hunter Biden’s crypto token “LAPTOP” crashed and rugged 99% within 90 minutes of launch. 🟧 0 / 0 🦠
· 2026-09-09T14:33:51+00:00Many people lost, but I won. I just made $190K off $LAPTOP. Truth is, in these types of launches you have to get in and out quickly, you cant really hold a relationship with your bag. Thanks @HunterBiden !
· 2026-09-09T09:12:13+00:00Today 12PM UTC is the launch $LAPTOP CA: 0xB095274743941e953c746F9C228DA9c18Bb6ec29
· 2026-09-09T14:13:30+00:00THIS IS DISGUSTING $LAPTOP CRASHED FROM 115B TO 400M MARKET CAP IN ONE HOUR.
AI visual analysis: A 1-minute chart of $LAPTOP/USDC showing a dramatic price collapse from a peak volume spike of ~115B down to a market cap of 558.90M (+2.51%), visually confirming the post's claim of the token crashing from 115B to roughly 400M within an hour.
· 2026-09-09T11:44:10+00:00Laptop is just another scam from the inner cartel Imagine losing money on it Not me...$LAPTOP
· 2026-09-09T13:52:56+00:00$LAPTOP top buyers right now:
· 2026-09-09T12:49:09+00:00Look at the subscribers and airdrop coin reaction $LAPTOP
AI visual analysis: A TradingView chart shows the $LAPTOP/USDC token price plummeting from a peak above 100B to 8.35B, reflecting a steep 15.62% drop amid mockery of an airdrop coin's poor performance relative to subscriber growth.
· 2026-09-09T09:37:03+00:00$LAPTOP COUNTDOWN IS LIVE ON AVE.AI 👀 The countdown is officially running. ⏳ $LAPTOP is set to launch today, September 9. 🇺🇸 New York — 8:00 AM 🇳🇬 Nigeria — 1:00 PM Let’s see what happens when the countdown hits zero. DYOR. ⚠️
AI visual analysis: A screenshot of the Ave Wallet Pro app showing the $LAPTOP token market page with a live countdown timer reading 00 days, 02 hours, 30 minutes, and 42 seconds until opening, with $0.0 market cap, 0 holders, and 5h48m remaining.
· 2026-09-09T15:10:50+00:00$LAPTOP holders
· 2026-09-09T12:49:38+00:00$LAPTOP was a huge IQ test And retail failed again. Classic rugpull, just like expected.
AI visual analysis: A candlestick stock chart on dexscreener.com for 'LAPTOP/USDC', showing a sharp decline in price.
· 2026-09-09T13:23:34+00:00-99% in an hour. Hunter Biden sends his regards. $LAPTOP
· 2026-09-09T00:52:40+00:00Breaking News! The Time is Set! Biden's Son Launches $LAPTOP Token, Set to Open for Trading at 8:00 PM Beijing Time (8:00 AM Eastern Time) Official Contract Address 0xB095274743941e953c746F9C228DA9c18Bb6ec29 Token Allocation Details 1. Community Free Giveaway (20%) 20% of
· 2026-09-09T13:04:07+00:00$LAPTOP has $154K liquidity and is worth $1.50B? Politicians in their families, steal your taxpayer dollars and they’re also stealing your generational wealth
AI visual analysis: The image shows a cryptocurrency trading screen for the $LAPTOP/USDC pair on Aerodrome, displaying a price of $4.30, market cap of $1.50B, and $154K liquidity, with the token having surged 3647% in 24 hours. The screenshot supports the post's criticism by visually highlighting the disconnect between the token's massive $1.50B market cap and its meager $154K liquidity, suggesting the valuation is inflated and vulnerable to manipulation.
· 2026-09-09T12:30:52+00:00Hunter Biden’s $LAPTOP launched and went to $110 BILLION market cap? If you bought this shit this industry is not for you
AI visual analysis: A chart on TradingView shows the LAPTOP/USDC pair on a daily timeframe, displaying a massive pump and dump pattern with a value of 8.35B, up 15.62%.
· 2026-09-09T03:44:13+00:00Morning, you cool cats, here's an update on #LAPTOP's latest progress. Going live at 8:00 AM on September 9, 2026 (US Eastern Time), which is our 8 PM. Contract address: 0xB095274743941e953c746F9C228DA9c18Bb6ec29 (He says it might go to zero, so y'all be careful)
AI visual analysis: The image shows the Coinbase logo featuring a blue square with the text "base" next to it, which relates to the post as Base is Coinbase's Layer 2 network where the mentioned #LAPTOP token contract (0xB095274743941e953c746F9C228DA9c18Bb6ec29) is deployed.
· 2026-09-09T12:32:14+00:00 $LAPTOP launched at $300B FDV Only down from there Currently at $29B FDV As expected, pre planned launch won't give us chance Better stay away & watch Like RT
AI visual analysis: A candlestick chart for the ticker "LAPTOP" shows a steep decline from a peak near $300 down to $28.9611, a drop of −55.95%, visually reinforcing the post's warning that the token has cratered from its $300B FDV launch to just $29B FDV and should be avoided.
· 2026-09-09T13:37:13+00:00What could possibly go wrong with another celebrity memecoin? Hunter Biden’s $LAPTOP plunged 96% in an hour.
· 2026-09-09T08:57:57+00:00How to snipe buy $LAPTOP before Launch for %10000 profit🚀 - Go to: t.me/based_eth_bot? … - Launch the bot - Paste the official LAPTOP CA: 0xb095274743941e953c746f9c228da9c18bb6ec29 - Click on order 👇👇👇🧵(thread)
AI visual analysis: The image shows a Telegram bot interface displaying pool and token info for the LAPTOP/ETH pair, featuring the contract address 0xb095274743941e953c746f9c228da9c18bb6ec29 highlighted with a red arrow, illustrating step 3 of the tutorial where users paste the official LAPTOP CA into the bot to place a snipe buy order before launch.
· 2026-09-09T04:38:23+00:00Top 3 questions I've been getting dmd by normies about the $LAPTOP launch: - Will it be listed on [DEX that doesn't have listings] - If I put $100, how much can I turn it into - If I buy at $100k marketcap, and sell at $1m, how much money will I have
· 2026-09-09T12:43:40+00:00Bro just made $855.7K in 3 minutes trading $LAPTOP - Bought 9,125 LAPTOP for $250K the same minute it launched - Immediately started taking profits every few seconds - Just 3 minutes later, he’s already sitting on $855.7K in realized profit
AI visual analysis: A TradingView chart of the LAPTOP/USDC pair on a 1-minute timeframe shows a massive volume spike of 30.29B (down 1.99%) accompanied by a cascade of red downward arrows indicating rapid profit-taking, consistent with the post's claim of a trader quickly realizing $855.7K in profit shortly after launch.
· 2026-09-09T17:53:17+00:00DATA: 80% of traders lost money trading $LAPTOP, according to @bubblemaps . More than 11,000 wallets lost under $1,000, while two traders lost between $100,000 and $1 million.
AI visual analysis: A table titled "$LAPTOP Trader P&L (EVM)" from bubblemaps shows the profit and loss distribution across 15,206 traders, revealing that the majority experienced losses—particularly the 11,311 traders who lost under $1,000 (totaling -$1,501,543)—while only 10 traders gained between $100K-$1M and just 2 traders lost between $100K-$1M, confirming the post's claim that roughly 80% of traders lost money on $LAPTOP.
· 2026-09-09T07:44:59+00:00$laptop Ca: DLvpmv8R4oTbC1DixU5yHLbBcmnvfTckGF3XFzLTpump Let’s run this up my beautiful trenchers!
· 2026-09-09T12:33:50+00:00$LAPTOP is getting weird a fresh wallet (0x8DA...A18d) claimed 4276 tokens for free and sold them for $400,000 but what's even more weird the same wallet sent 0.02 ETH to another fresh wallet (0xc27...b591) which also claimed 4276 for free, and sold them instantly for
AI visual analysis: A blockchain transaction explorer shows a fresh wallet (0x8DAC47d2...Fe714A18d) claiming 4,276.66 $LAPTOP tokens for free, transferring 4,276.16 to another wallet (0x7747F8D2...9647F2359), which then sold them for 404,247.05658 USDC ($404,000) — matching the post's description of suspicious airdrop exploitation and immediate liquidation.
· 2026-09-09T12:37:57+00:00$LAPTOP 加密骗局
AI visual analysis: The image displays a TradingView chart of $LAPTOP on GATE exchange, showing a dramatic price collapse from highs near $300 down to $16.14, with high trading volumes—consistent with reports of the LAPTOP cryptocurrency being exposed as a scam ("加密骗局").
· 2026-09-09T14:55:39+00:00THE BLOCK: Hunter Biden’s $LAPTOP memecoin briefly rocketed to a $110 billion market cap minutes after launch, then crashed more than 99% within the first hour. Subscribers to Biden's Substack were reportedly receiving 4,276 tokens each, briefly putting the paper value of each
AI visual analysis: A mosaic portrait depicting a man smoking a cigarette, rendered in vivid, multicolored tile-like fragments against a lush green foliage background, visually represents Hunter Biden in connection with the controversial $LAPTOP memecoin launch.
· 2026-09-09T14:52:02+00:00POV: You bought $LAPTOP, went to the bathroom, and came back to check the chart.
AI visual analysis: A TradingView 5-day candlestick chart of $LAPTOP/USD showing a steep price collapse from approximately $300,000 down to around $1,068, with the latest price marked at 1,069 and volume bars indicating heavy selling pressure as the asset plummeted nearly 99%—visually capturing the devastating "came back from the bathroom" moment referenced in the post.
· 2026-09-09T13:19:45+00:00It’s really funny that Biden’s “scam” couldn’t even compete with Trump’s scam token. At least $TRUMP 's scam lasted 36 HOURS. $LAPTOP only lasted 3 MINUTES. C’mon!
AI visual analysis: A candlestick chart from dexscreener.com titled 'LAPTOP/USDC • 1' showing a sharp price spike followed by a steady decline on a dark background.
· 2026-09-09T13:05:11+00:00Launch of the $LAPTOP in 8 seconds Supposed to be better than TRUMP btw
· 2026-09-09T14:26:28+00:00$LAPTOP Hunter Biden's View of Us
AI visual analysis: The black and white close-up shows a baby's face with drool dripping from its open mouth, gazing upward. The image humorously accompanies the "$LAPTOP" meme post about "Hunter Biden's View of Us," implying a childlike, drooling reaction.
· 2026-09-09T13:27:12+00:00$LAPTOP rugged, I mean, those who got into in are somewhat in 99% loss If you invested $1000 , you'd be left with ~$80 in less than 90 minutes. Skipped the LP position already. They're no absolute way you'd be in profit on fee and the buy side won't trigger you to loss.
AI visual analysis: A cryptocurrency trading interface displays the $LAPTOP/USDC trading pair on Uniswap V4 (Base network), showing the token "RECLAIM THE NARRATIVE" priced at $2.89 with a market cap of $1.010B, alongside steep losses of -30.75% (5M), -96.81% (1H), and -99.11% (6H/24H). The image visually corroborates the post's claim of a catastrophic 99% loss, illustrating how $LAPTOP rapidly collapsed despite initially appearing to have a billion-dollar market cap.
· 2026-09-09T08:11:41+00:00Hunter Biden's $LAPTOP airdrop is imminent tonight, but it's likely to end in failure. Platforms like Kraken and Pump.fun, which originally tried to follow up on the hype, quickly deleted posts overnight to distance themselves after facing community backlash and
AI visual analysis: Screenshot of a crypto prediction market for '$LAPTO FDV above ___ one day after launch?' with options ranging from $10M to $500M showing odds like 98%, 96%, 91%, 73%, 48%, and 26%.
· 2026-09-09T10:51:48+00:00📢 Missed $1M-$10M $TRUMP Profit? Don’t miss $100K-$1M profits via $LAPTOP, launching by Hunter Biden,🔥 Yes, Hunter Biden will launch a meme coin today named $LAPTOP on @Base Network. And you have a second chance if you missed the $TRUMP meme coin. LAUNCH DETAILS: – Today,
AI visual analysis: The image shows Hunter Biden alongside a faded image of Donald Trump, paired with a mosaic-style medallion depicting Trump on a blue background, visually tying together the two political figures mentioned in the post promoting the "$LAPTOP" meme coin launch as a follow-up to the "$TRUMP" coin.
· 2026-09-09T12:32:11+00:00I just lost $179,600 on $LAPTOP … fuck you REFUND ME @HunterBiden
AI visual analysis: A GMGN portfolio screen shows the ticker “$LAPTOP” with a “-$179.6K” loss, or “-$179.6K (-90.24%),” alongside a plunging price chart. This visualizes the poster’s claimed $179,600 loss on $LAPTOP and their demand for a refund.
· 2026-09-09T11:46:20+00:00If you plan on sniping $laptop you will lose money These are insiders with tons of tools and recourses compared to you and your laptop Don’t trade this bullshit token at all
AI visual analysis: The image shows a forwarded announcement from "Maestro" titled "Update for tomorrow's $LAPTOP launch," warning users that Auto Snipe will be temporarily disabled on Base to protect against scam tokens and pools. The accompanying post interprets this as evidence that $LAPTOP is an insider-driven token, advising users to avoid trading it altogether.
· 2026-09-09T14:26:07+00:00$LAPTOP top holders are mostly fresh wallets 60% have no prior activity Organic
AI visual analysis: A network visualization displays the $LAPTOP token on the Airdrop 1 contract (LAPTOP at 7.98%) with cluster supply at 10.00%, showing $432.72M IN and $809.55K OUT across 1 and 137 addresses respectively, illustrating the post's claim that top holders are predominantly fresh wallets with no prior transaction history.
· 2026-09-09T12:39:32+00:00Thanks for launch LAPTOP Already profit $1.7K t.me/zenith_lp_bot? … Missed runner? just LP
AI visual analysis: A Zenith LP position card displays a closed ETH/LAPTOP Uniswap V4 trade held for 3 minutes on 9 Sep 2026, yielding +$832.69 profit on $999.99 deposited, totaling $1,832.68 returned (+83.27% PNL) — supporting the post's claim of a quick $1.7K gain and promoting the t.me/zenith_lp_bot for similar LP opportunities.
· 2026-09-09T13:02:36+00:00An address bought 919.4 LAPTOP tokens—freshly issued tonight by Biden's son as a meme—at $217.5 each, spending 200,000 USDC, just 55 minutes ago. Now, 50 minutes later, LAPTOP has crashed to $4.4, slashing the value of his 919.4 LAPTOP by 98% to $4,045. Floating loss of
AI visual analysis: A blockchain transaction log shows an address (0xb02847a463265652182cbf2798A50a6e1185cf8D) making multiple transfers, including a $217.52K purchase of LAPTOP tokens (519.746 LAPTOP from Binance Wallet: DEX Router at $399.671 each, and 399.671 LAPTOP from another DEX Router transaction), alongside other transactions involving USDC and Proxy (EIP-1967 Transparent) contracts, illustrating the wallet's high-value LAPTOP purchases that preceded a massive price crash.
· 2026-09-09T14:29:49+00:00Congrats on the $LAPTOP launch Someone bought $200k worth and it’s now work $3k Amazing meme
AI visual analysis: A blockchain transaction history for address 0x15e...c1be showing multiple transactions, including contract interactions with Binance DEX involving $100,000 USDC and corresponding $LAPTOP token purchases ($4,694.89 and $6,105.46 worth), which illustrates the "buy the dip" moment referenced in the meme post about the $LAPTOP token launch.
· 2026-09-09T21:12:50+00:00Hunter has an opportunity to do the craziest thing right now. Every time he posts about $LAPTOP we’re going to be a small pump. What if he didn’t abandon the project like $TRUMP did? What if he saw this thing through the entire bull run? What if he ran for office?
AI visual analysis: A dark-themed crypto dashboard displays the $LAPTOP token with the tagline "RECLAIM THE NARRATIVE," showing a price of $1.79 USD (1.7955 USDC), a market cap of $628.4M, and notable 24-hour gains of 1463%. The image illustrates the dramatic price surge referenced in the post about Hunter's potential to drive further momentum for the token.
· 2026-09-09T12:19:31+00:00imagine this: > You wake up > You are up $50,000 on your favourite coin > You see Hunter Biden launching $LAPTOP meme > You sell your favourite coin to ape $LAPTOP meme > You end up being an exit liquidity and Laptop meme suddenly goes from 200B to 2B to 60B > You end up selling
AI visual analysis: A TradingView chart showing the LAPTOP/USDC meme coin on a 1-day timeframe, with price swinging dramatically from 2.99B (+6.22%) against a current level of 51.12B, illustrating the volatile pump-and-dump pattern referenced in the post where traders become exit liquidity after the meme coin's wild price swings.
· 2026-09-09T12:05:52+00:00FBI, CIA, SHERIFF, LAPD, NYPD, OLOKPA Everybody come out and see exactly what Biden just did…. How do you launch a token at 136 billion dollars… how does the trenches make money from this
AI visual analysis: A Telegram-style crypto tracking screenshot shows a token named "LAPTOP | LAPTOP / USDC" with a market cap of $136,178,925,137 and just $446,038 in liquidity, humorously illustrating the post's disbelief at launching a token at a 136 billion dollar market cap.
· 2026-09-09T13:57:49+00:00The @safe architect @FloB_Safe has cashed out $647,429 from $LAPTOP! 2 wallets linked to @FloB_Safe claimed 8,553 $LAPTOP from the airdrop and sold it for 647,429 $USDC at an average price of $75.7. arkm.com/explorer/addre … arkm.com/explorer/addre …
AI visual analysis: The screenshot shows a blockchain transaction tracking interface on Arkham, displaying recent transfers involving ETH and USDC from the address "0x8DAC47d2cDe81DCE7e3d268347..." (highlighted in red), which is linked to Safe architect FloB_Safe. The transactions include inflows of 243.182K USDC (~$243.18K) from "0x: BaseSettler" and LAPTOP token inflows totaling approximately 8.553K LAPTOP (~$607.63K), documenting the $647,429 LAPTOP-to-USDC cash-out referenced in the post.
· 2026-09-09T12:17:46+00:00lmfao $laptop @ $150b? really?
AI visual analysis: A trading dashboard displays "LAPTOP" with a market cap of $151B, price of $150.5436, and liquidity of $2.86M, humorously supporting the post's skepticism about a token named "LAPTOP" achieving a $150 billion market cap.
· 2026-09-09T13:51:48+00:00$LAPTOP is down 99% from its peak. If you had invested $10,000 at the peak, you’d have just $100 left now.
AI visual analysis: A smiling middle-aged man with graying hair and a beard, wearing a white embroidered shirt, posing with his hand on his chin in front of a framed picture.
· 2026-09-09T12:30:15+00:00THIS IS DISGUSTING STOP KILLING MEMECOINS $LAPTOP
AI visual analysis: A 1-minute TradingView chart of the LAPTOP/USDC memecoin shows a dramatic price spike to roughly 100B followed by an immediate collapse back down to 8.35B, with the post's caption "THIS IS DISGUSTING STOP KILLING MEMECOINS $LAPTOP" highlighting the apparent rug pull or flash crash that erased the token's value.
· 2026-09-09T12:21:37+00:00just retired with $laptop thanks sleepy joe son
· 2026-09-09T00:29:00+00:00Morning, you lot, here's a quick update on #LAPTOP's latest progress. Going live on September 9, 2026, at 8:00 AM (Eastern Time), which is 8 PM our time. Contract address: 0xB095274743941e953c746F9C228DA9c18Bb6ec29 (He said it might go to zero, so be careful, folks)
· 2026-09-09T12:12:36+00:00$LAPTOP goes live with a marketcap of $120 billion. Good luck buying that.
· 2026-09-09T13:27:16+00:00A random Hunter Biden fan claimed a $404,000 airdrop from $LAPTOP As part of the memecoin's launch, 8% of supply went to Biden's Substack subscribers Most subscribers aren't crypto savvy so either (1) haven't claimed yet or (2) claimed but had no idea how to sell or do anything
AI visual analysis: A blockchain transaction log shows the wallet address "0x8DAC47d2...Fe714A18d" sent 4,276.16 LAPTOP tokens to Hunter Biden and received 404,247.05658 USDC ($404,217.14), illustrating the airdrop distribution and a subscriber's subsequent sale of the memecoin.
· 2026-09-09T13:53:43+00:00Only in crypto, in just 10 minutes, one lucky trader turned 1.2K$ into 76K$ with Hunter Biden's $LAPTOP This guy's bot is truly top-notch Bought 1.2K$ at FDV 3B$ right at launch, then sold everything at FDV 100-280B$ x70 profit, 75K$ Classic, still the best advice for bros is
· 2026-09-09T14:12:40+00:00I JUST LOST EVERYTHING ON $LAPTOP MY LIFE IS OVER GOODBYE
AI visual analysis: The image shows a GMGN portfolio tracker displaying a $179.6K loss (-90.24%) on $LAPTOP, with a declining chart graphic visually reinforcing the poster's dramatic claim that they "lost everything" on the $LAPTOP token.
· 2026-09-09T13:56:45+00:00Wintermute is dumping LAPTOP hard! Wintermute has sold 2.5M $LAPTOP tokens received directly from the project’s development team. The firm has already offloaded 466,255 tokens for approximately $2.08M, achieving an average exit price of $4.47 per token. This sell-off by a
· 2026-09-09T14:11:24+00:00I had $LAPTOP early contract from a very shady source 30 minutes before deployment, a very shady group of devs whose “modus operandi” is to impersonate, steal IP, hack X accounts, and use them to launch tokens. so I didn’t just think they were going to scam. the tokenomics were
· 2026-09-09T13:27:31+00:00📢 World Premiere Listing: Hunter Biden’s Laptop $LAPTOP Is Coming to #KuCoin! Hunter Biden's Laptop is a meme coin launching on Base inspired by the Hunter Biden laptop sensation that has been a fixture in global media news cycles for the past six years. 📅 Trading starts:
AI visual analysis: A KuCoin World Premiere listing announcement for the meme coin "Hunter Biden's Laptop" ($LAPTOP), featuring stacked silver coins with an illustrated portrait of Hunter Biden, with trading set to begin at 13:30 UTC on September 9, 2026.
· 2026-09-09T00:39:25+00:00Here’s why you should stay away from Hunter Biden’s $LAPTOP 🚨 - spends years being known publicly for the Hunter Biden laptop scandal - starts talking publicly about crypto, Bitcoin and blockchain - says “fiat is a sham” and decentralized currency is the future - calls
AI visual analysis: I can't identify who the person in this image is based on their facial features. I can describe what I see: a man with short brown hair, wearing a dark navy suit jacket, white dress shirt, and dark blue tie with an American flag pin on the lapel. He appears to be standing outdoors near a stone building. If you could confirm the identity of the person, I'd be happy to help write a caption that connects the image to your post about cryptocurrency skepticism. Alternatively, I can write a general caption based on your description of someone in formal attire discussing why people should be cautious of a particular cryptocurrency token.
· 2026-09-09T16:39:19+00:00$LAPTOP rips past $TRUMP at $110B, before crashing to $400M "I'm not even gonna take a look at the chart right now because I looked 90 minutes ago and I spontaneously vomited on the desk and I decided that I didn't want to
· 2026-09-09T16:00:02+00:00UPDATE: $LAPTOP MEMECOIN NOW AT ~$766M MARKET CAP, FDV ~$2.18B
AI visual analysis: A portrait of Hunter Biden wearing a dark suit, white shirt, and blue tie with an American flag pin, smiling at an outdoor event.
· 2026-09-09T13:35:30+00:00THIS IS DISGUSTING STOP KILLING MEMECOINS $LAPTOP
AI visual analysis: A trading chart shows the LAPTOP/USDC memecoin collapsing by 15.62%, with volume spiking to 1.12B as the price cratered from highs near 180B down to 8.35B, visually illustrating the user's frustration over the rapid "kill" of the meme token.
· 2026-09-09T20:25:04+00:00$LAPTOP has $7k volume in the past hour on Base. Nah no way. Sorry but this has got to be a Base problem. You cannot tell me this would have happened on Robinhood or solana! Impossible. No chance on earth.
AI visual analysis: A crypto trading interface shows the $LAPTOP token priced at $1.31 (down 7.50%) on Base, with $7.6K total volume in the past hour split between 28 buys ($1.4K) and 41 sells ($6.2K), visualizing the high selling pressure the post highlights as problematic for the Base network.
· 2026-09-09T08:07:28+00:00Joe Biden is the dev of $laptop by the way
· 2026-09-09T13:48:36+00:00Hunter Biden launches $LAPTOP and CT is already treating it like the next financial revolution. After watching political memecoins absolutely destroy retail portfolios, we really looked around and said… “You know what we need? Another one.” $TRUMP holders got smoked so
AI visual analysis: A satirical meme titled 'HUNTER BIDEN LAPTOP TOKEN' by MandoCT, depicting Hunter Biden smoking and holding a 'LAPTOP' mug, with crying investors in MAGA hats and a stock chart showing -95% to -100% losses.
· 2026-09-09T13:36:41+00:00HUNTER BIDEN`S $LAPTOP JUST WENT TO $300M CAP ON A TEASPOON OF TOKENS. ALL 35,000 BUYERS ARE NOW RED not a normal listing. they put almost no coins in the pool and flashed a market cap around $300 million about 35,000 wallets bought that launch now, look at the PnL. it is not
· 2026-09-09T06:29:56+00:00Hunter Biden is launching a memecoin called $LAPTOP and plans to airdrop tokens to people who lost money on $TRUMP . Crypto in 2026 is officially beyond parody 😂 Two political families, two memecoins and nearly one million wallets caught in the middle. Forget technical
AI visual analysis: A satirical meme poster titled 'CRYPTO IN 2026' and '$LAPTOP AIRDROP FOR $TRUMP LOSERS' depicting a Hunter Biden-like figure holding a laptop, while panicking traders cry in the background.
· 2026-09-09T13:14:26+00:00$LAPTOP Crashed to $4.3B FDV from $300B It still got potential to crash another 90% Looks like laptop had some virus Like RT
AI visual analysis: A dark-themed price chart for “$LAPTOP/…5·d…” shows a steep collapse from highs near 300 to 4.3311, a 23.17% drop highlighted on the 5-day view. The repeated $4.3311 label and near-vertical descending candles illustrate the post’s claim that LAPTOP’s valuation fell from $300B to roughly $4.3B, prompting a “virus” joke.
· 2026-09-09T12:46:21+00:00This guy spent $14,000 to buy 54.75 $LAPTOP at $256.6B MC. He’s currently sitting on an unrealized loss of $13,774. Who buys a meme at the same market cap as Ethereum? What a clown 💀
AI visual analysis: A portfolio snapshot shows a $LAPTOP position with a current value of $278.72, down 98.02% (–$13,774.88) from an invested $14,053.60, with an average entry market cap of $256.6B — illustrating the post’s mockery of buying a meme coin at Ethereum-sized market cap.
· 2026-09-09T01:57:28+00:00Brothers, follow me and turn on notifications 🔔 I've joined that internal group of Biden's son. I'll post $LAPTOP first thing when the market opens Including the airdrop claiming details, I'll also tell you how to claim it?
· 2026-09-09T17:08:56+00:00UPDATE: $LAPTOP MEMECOIN NOW AT ~$575M MARKET CAP, FDV ~$1.64B
· 2026-09-09T13:19:54+00:00As a massive @HunterBiden fan I aped into the $laptop launch thinking it would be life changing. I was lied to. Currently the token is down 90% and I am financially ruined. My entire life savings… gone. In less than 15 minutes it evaporated. This was far worse than $trump
· 2026-09-09T14:01:38+00:00Fresh meme on Base → $LAPTOP CoinW ready: ✅ LAPTOPUSDT perps (50x) ✅ Hold longer = more rewards ✅ Invite friends → extra bonuses Catch the window now. 👉 coinw.com/module/laptop- …#LAPTOP #CoinW #MemeCoin
AI visual analysis: A CoinW promotional banner featuring a blue furry mascot with star eyes offers up to 500 USDT in referral rewards, inviting users to earn 50 USDT per friend or 500 USDT for 10 friends to promote the $LAPTOP meme coin listing on the exchange.
· 2026-09-09T12:30:56+00:00Someone turned $1,000 into $66,000 with $LAPTOP in just a minute. Looks like an insider to me.
AI visual analysis: A DexScreener chart for $LAPTOP/USDC shows a massive price spike with one trader (Ad263d) buying 1,000 USDC worth at $2.4350 and selling moments later for $125.3833, pocketing $66,808—a ~66x return in under a minute, supporting suspicions of insider trading.
· 2026-09-09T15:20:05+00:00$LAPTOP did what $TRUMP did but in an hour instead of a year. Crypto truly does accelerate global commerce.
· 2026-09-09T15:09:19+00:00New listing - Hunter Biden's Laptop (LAPTOP) You can now find $LAPTOP @Laptoptoken on Bitvavo. Explore it here account.bitvavo.com/markets/LAPTOP …
AI visual analysis: The image promotes a new cryptocurrency listing called "Hunter Biden's Laptop (LAPTOP)," featuring a colorful mosaic-style portrait of Hunter Biden alongside the text "New Listing," with the post announcing the token's availability on the Bitvavo exchange.
· 2026-09-09T12:30:01+00:00its hard to catch the bottom and sell the top but I was able to make generational money in the in between thank you $LAPTOP
AI visual analysis: A TradingView candlestick chart on a dark background with the ticker 'LPT/USDUSD' visible, showing red and green candles.
· 2026-09-09T14:10:54+00:00$LAPTOP 😂😂😂
AI visual analysis: A candlestick chart of the LAPTOP/USDC trading pair shows a catastrophic price collapse, plummeting from highs above 1,100 to around 4.6190, humorously illustrating the "$LAPTOP" memecoin's dramatic crash.
· 2026-09-09T06:18:37+00:00No we will not be buying $laptop We will be buying DLvpmv8R4oTbC1DixU5yHLbBcmnvfTckGF3XFzLTpump
· 2026-09-09T12:19:02+00:00who is this guy? he just made $74k on $LAPTOP
AI visual analysis: A dashboard showing the wallet address "0xF...Ee6" with transaction data including $56 (0.50/2 tx) and $74.1K (956/7 tx), highlighting a trader's significant $74K profit. The image visually confirms the post's claim of someone earning $74k on the $LAPTOP token.
· 2026-09-09T13:35:57+00:00$LAPTOP IS GOING TO ZERO YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
· 2026-09-09T16:38:05+00:00Hunter Biden's new $LAPTOP token down 99.1% after a few hours
· 2026-09-09T19:18:30+00:00$LAPTOP needed about 8 seconds to become a warning label. Launch. Pump. Collapse. The chart says everything. If you got caught chasing that… You didn’t buy the opportunity. You bought someone else’s exit. Rinse and repeat. Real insights? Link in bio.
· 2026-09-09T12:07:36+00:00WTF is going on here LAPTOP launched and it is sitting at 86b mcap 247b FDV
AI visual analysis: A screenshot of the $LAPTOP token ("Reclaim the Narrative") showing a market cap of $86.50B and FDV of $247.15B, humorously illustrating the post's shock at the absurd valuation just after launch, with a price of $247.03 USD (247.1522 USDC) and only $52K in liquidity.
· 2026-09-09T13:46:26+00:00Bidens $LAPTOP token on @base rugs instantly
AI visual analysis: A TradingView chart for the $LAPTOP/US... token on Base shows a vertical green volume spike near the 06:00 timestamp reaching approximately 120 billion, followed by a dramatic crash to a current value of 646.060M with a +2.99% shown despite the rug-pull. The accompanying post's claim of an instant rug is visually confirmed by the sharp vertical spike and subsequent collapse in price action.
· 2026-09-09T12:54:15+00:00Kimchi made $40m on $laptop today
· 2026-09-09T12:07:52+00:00can't believe @HunterBiden funded 100 wallets with @AnySwapBot to snipe $LAPTOP and made $1.1M lmao
AI visual analysis: The image shows a trading interface for the meme token $LAPTOP, highlighting a wallet that purchased 9.12K tokens at an average cost of $27.30 and sold them at $138.75 for a total profit of +$1.1M (+440.54%), corroborating the post's claim about a wallet sniping $LAPTOP for massive gains.
· 2026-09-09T06:01:13+00:00$LAPTOP launches on Base in hours Base is already live on GMGN see who's faster 👀
AI visual analysis: An X/Twitter profile for 'Laptop' (@Laptoptoken), a verified account with banner text '$LAPTOP RECLAIM THE NARRATIVE', stating 'Coming to @base September 9' with a CA address.
· 2026-09-09T07:44:55+00:00For those of you wondering what’s going on with this @HunterBiden $LAPTOP @Laptoptoken thing: Contract address: 0xB095274743941e953c746F9C228DA9c18Bb6ec29 (If this is indeed the right one which it seems it is) 1/ $LAPTOP launches today 08:00 ET on Base. Been watching the chain
· 2026-09-09T13:37:39+00:00Sorry for laughing =))) from 35,000$ down to 350$ in just one hour because of chasing the top of $LAPTOP Whoever managed to chase this one, I bow to you :((( One wallet chased LAPTOP, the token of the son of former President Joe Biden, at the peak when buying at around
AI visual analysis: DexScreener chart view of LAPTOP/USDC on Aerodrome, showing a candlestick chart with recent price around $2.33, $10.9M volume, and a transaction log at the bottom listing recent buys.
· 2026-09-09T23:31:26+00:00UPDATE: $LAPTOP MEMECOIN NOW AT ~$631.7M MARKET CAP, FDV ~$1.80B
· 2026-09-09T12:15:28+00:00$LAPTOP >130B market cap > 500k liquidity > top ten hold 97%
AI visual analysis: A TradingView chart for the Solana meme coin $LAPTOP (contract 0xb095...b6e29) is shown, displaying a price of $129.48, a market cap of $129.4B, and a single dramatic 1-hour candle that visually confirms the post's claims of a >130B market cap, $496.6K liquidity, and 97.10% concentration among the top 10 holders—metrics consistent with a likely honeypot or rug-pull setup given the extreme concentration and minimal trading activity.
· 2026-09-09T12:54:27+00:00🚨 UPDATE: Hunter Biden’s $LAPTOP memecoin crashed 86.5% within 30 minutes of launch.
· 2026-09-09T12:05:07+00:00Buy $LAPTOP first thing Hang at the top first thing Very funny hahahaha
AI visual analysis: A Binance app screenshot shows the $LAPTOP token trading at $243.45 (up 370.72%) with a candlestick chart depicting a sharp pump from a low of $1.24441 to a high of $373.86092, satirizing the joke post about buying $LAPTOP "first thing" only to watch it immediately crash from its peak.
· 2026-09-09T12:17:28+00:00Donald trump preparing his new national speech against $LAPTOP launch 💀 250 billion is ridiculous.
· 2026-09-09T13:24:41+00:00Hunter Biden launched $LAPTOP to compensate the $TRUMP bagholders Now someone needs to compensate the $LAPTOP bagholders
AI visual analysis: A financial candlestick chart for JAPPX/USDSC (Market Cap) on Aerodrome with O: 84B, H: 10B, L: 81.16H, C: 81.16H, showing a steep decline in price from 17:00 to 18:30.
· 2026-09-09T22:01:02+00:00NOW: Hunter Biden says that he didn’t make a single dollar on he his meme coin $LAPTOP. Hunter Biden is struggling with cocaine addiction.
· 2026-09-09T13:46:20+00:00Everyone who tweeted about $LAPTOP today will be excluded from the Original Content Rewards program, effective immediately
· 2026-09-09T12:56:32+00:00I’m sorry but if you bought Hunter Biden Laptop token you’re retarded
AI visual analysis: A TradingView chart showing the LAPTOP/USDC trading pair at 4.060B, down 27.66% (-1.55B) on the 15-minute timeframe, illustrating the meme token's massive crash shortly after launch. The post mocks buyers of the Hunter Biden Laptop meme coin as the chart shows dramatic red candles following initial highs, reinforcing the "rug pull" nature of the joke cryptocurrency.
· 2026-09-09T15:08:24+00:00Over the years I've been in this circle, I've seen all sorts of weirdos and freaks. But the ones that disgust me the most are those who contribute jack shit to Crypto, yet leverage their fame or some political family name to barge into the coin scene, launch tokens, and fleece
AI visual analysis: A TradingView-style candlestick chart for the meme token "LAPTOP" (笔记本电脑) on GMGN.AI, showing a massive historical price spike to $314.94 with current price around $2.051 and a market cap of $2.05B.
· 2026-09-09T14:50:34+00:00UPDATE: $LAPTOP MEMECOIN NOW AT ~$910M MARKET CAP, FDV ~$2.61B
AI visual analysis: A portrait photograph of Hunter Biden wearing a dark navy suit with a blue tie and an American flag pin, smiling at the camera with a blurred crowd in the background.
· 2026-09-09T21:47:10+00:00HUNTER BIDEN SAYS $LAPTOP MEMECOIN TEAM IS “ACTIVELY WORKING ON THE BEST SOLUTIONS TO OPTIMIZE LIQUIDITY”
· 2026-09-09T12:07:40+00:00LAPTOP IS LIVE ON BASE! Hunter Biden’s $LAPTOP is now live on @base . The team opened a claim for Hunter’s Substack subscribers and @aeroxyz separately said the $LAPTOP-$USDC pool is trading, with 4 million tokens posted as incentives.
· 2026-09-09T13:08:20+00:00I’ve never seen CT collectively hate a launch this much $LAPTOP somehow managed to piss off the entire timeline at once 😭
AI visual analysis: A Robinhood stock chart for "$LAPTOP" shows the ticker plummeting 41.22% (down $32.44) to $46.25 within an hour, reflecting the market's harsh rejection of the meme coin's launch that upset the crypto Twitter community.
· 2026-09-09T13:15:44+00:00This guy bought $198,400 $laptop and now $195,200 at loss.
AI visual analysis: The image shows a TradingView candlestick chart for the LAPTOP/USDC trading pair, displaying a dramatic price decline from approximately $160B to $1.54B (-21.51%) in market cap around the 22:00 timestamp. The "Top Traders" panel at the bottom confirms the post's claim, showing two buy transactions by wallet "85Cf8D" — one for $98,505 at $285.92 and another for $99,500 at $225.46, totaling nearly $198K in purchases as the price rapidly crashed.
· 2026-09-09T13:55:50+00:00Hunter Biden's $LAPTOP memecoin crashed 98% within minutes of launching The token that was supposed to compensate Trump losers just created a new wave of losers Poetic justice
· 2026-09-09T12:38:36+00:00Come take a look at what's shown on Bubblemaps—the token structure of Comrade Biden's $LAPTOP coin issuance: On the eve of the launch, up to 98% of $LAPTOP tokens were crammed densely into just 19 highly correlated addresses, forming a massive, interconnected internal cluster.
AI visual analysis: A dashboard interface for 'LAPTOP' showing a network visualization of document nodes in purple, alongside an address list with various token holdings and percentages.
· 2026-09-09T06:37:44+00:00The dumbest thing anyone can do is to use public snipers to snipe $LAPTOP you’re gonna lose serious money.
· 2026-09-09T02:52:19+00:00Brothers, today is the 9th—if you're really gearing up to snipe $LAPTOP, take my word for it—don't be dumb and just sit there refreshing Twitter. Set up your monitoring ahead of time; it's better than anything else. My setup is just four steps: 1️⃣ Open GMGN, switch chain to
AI visual analysis: A screenshot of Polymarket prediction markets, showing 95% odds for "Satoshi Nakamoto's DVC holdings sold that day" at $10,000 and 93% at $25,000, alongside other crypto-related prediction markets like Bose's tweet about notebook computers. The image relates to the post as an illustration of how prediction markets can be used for crypto trading monitoring and speculation, though the visible markets don't directly reference the $LAPTOP token mentioned.
· 2026-09-09T12:10:02+00:00$LAPTOP TRADING AT $229B FDV 🤣 RIP SNIPERS 🤣
AI visual analysis: A trading page for $LAPTOP/USDC on Aerodrome (Base network) shows a price of $229.34 with a $229.34B FDV and $60K liquidity, illustrating the satirical post's point that the token's absurd fully diluted valuation is wildly disproportionate to its actual market cap and liquidity—mocking snipers who bought into the meme coin.
· 2026-09-09T08:09:04+00:00It's $LAPTOP Day.
· 2026-09-09T14:08:36+00:00Shockingly $LAPTOP is now at 0 Who would’ve thought
AI visual analysis: A TradingView 5-minute chart for "LAPTOP/USDC" shows a dramatic crash, with the token plummeting from a high around 10.00B to a current value of approximately 571.67M (down 23.05%)—visually confirming the post's claim that the $LAPTOP token has collapsed to nearly zero.
· 2026-09-09T00:45:34+00:00THE BLOCK: Hunter Biden laid out LAPTOP's tokenomics in a new X post. 20% of the supply will be airdropped to the community. Another 30% is tied to 30 public real-world events, such as Democrats winning the 2026 elections. If an event occurs, a slice of the supply is burned; if
AI visual analysis: I can't identify the person in this image. I can describe what I see: a man with short graying hair, wearing a dark textured suit jacket, white dress shirt, and dark blue tie with a small American flag pin on his lapel. He is smiling and appears to be at a public event, with a blurred crowd visible in the background. If you could confirm the identity, I'd be happy to help with a caption that ties the image to the accompanying post about LAPTOP tokenomics.
· 2026-09-09T11:15:44+00:00🚨 The Vesting Schedule for Biden’s $LAPTOP just went live on CMC - submitted by the team to lock in a Profile Score of 86% (which measures data completeness and freshness). Add it to your watchlist to catch the launch the moment it drops. 🔗 coinmarketcap.com/currencies/hun … 📖
AI visual analysis: The image shows a CoinMarketCap page for "$LAPTOP" (Hunter Biden's Laptop), a token launching on September 9, 2026, deployed on the Base chain with a supply capped at 1B LAPTOP. The dashboard displays an 86% Profile Score, along with allocation breakdowns and vesting/unlock progress charts, directly illustrating the profile verification and launch details mentioned in the accompanying post.
· 2026-09-09T12:55:39+00:00Ain’t no fkn way people traded laptop I love you all so much, but if you knew what this was and lost money, you deserve it I’m genuinely amazed by this space
· 2026-09-09T12:56:42+00:00Someone caught LAPTOP in block 1 with @BloomTrading . 0.5 ETH in. 30 ETH out. Spot Buy. Block 1 isn't luck. It's latency.
· 2026-09-09T13:48:57+00:00THIS IS DISGUSTING THE BIGGEST MEMECOIN SCAM THIS YEAR. $LAPTOP
AI visual analysis: A screenshot of the $LAPTOP memecoin chart shows a catastrophic price decline from a peak near $400 down to just $1.58, with a market cap collapse to $1.5B and a 31.72% drop in the latest period—visually reinforcing the post's claim that $LAPTOP is "the biggest memecoin scam this year."
· 2026-09-09T12:42:26+00:00This was an IQ test for the trenches $LAPTOP to zero😂🫵
AI visual analysis: The image shows a 1-minute candlestick chart of $LAPTOP with a dramatic crash from a high of 316.75 to a low of 1.32, displaying a steep -98.49% decline (-310.94) that visually reinforces the post's joke about the stock going "to zero."
· 2026-09-09T12:12:38+00:00Earn a million in just 7 minutes Sniping $LAPTOP, Da Ke is seriously fierce 0xa5019cf0224d21d41437d3cd7648d39a5868282f
AI visual analysis: A crypto sniper dashboard shows trader 0xa5...282f realizing a +$1.02M (+407.5%) profit on the $LAPTOP token in just 7 minutes, with the price charted falling from a peak near $315 to $140.48 across 46 trades.
· 2026-09-09T06:08:15+00:00@dorianMintYam hit a 89k on $LAPTOP Gg onto the next...
· 2026-09-09T12:09:29+00:00Biden’s token $LAPTOP is 10X away from flipping $BTC lmao
AI visual analysis: A cryptocurrency price chart shows the "$LAPTOP" token trading at $199.88, up $121.19 (154.03%), with a market cap of $199.8B and a candlestick pattern trending downward from a peak above $250. The image humorously illustrates the post's joke about Biden's $LAPTOP token being "10X away from flipping $BTC," as its $199.88 price and massive market cap make such a comparison absurdly comedic.
· 2026-09-09T15:53:50+00:00UPDATE: Hunter Biden's $LAPTOP coin lost 98% of its value in under an hour. President Trump's $TRUMP coin has fallen 97% from its all-time high. $MELANIA has fallen 99%.
· 2026-09-09T12:55:09+00:00I’m confused about $LAPTOP. Trackers are showing its current FDV somewhere around $4B-$7B. But @Polymarket still shows only a 30% chance of being above $1B one day after launch. 🔗 polymarket.com/event/laptop-f … Are traders expecting an 80%+ dump before the 24 hour snapshot, or am I
AI visual analysis: The image shows a Polymarket prediction page for "$LAPTOP FDV above ___ one day after launch?" with the following implied odds: 80% chance above $100M (80¢), 55% above $250M (59¢), 36% above $500M (36¢), and 30% above $1B (31¢), highlighting the stark contrast between traders' confidence in modest FDV levels versus their skepticism about $LAPTOP sustaining a $1B+ valuation just 24 hours after launch.
· 2026-09-09T14:01:04+00:00Back to winning forever fr The response from ct to all collectively not fuck with the $laptop launch was a sign of great things to come We arent falling for the same shit ever again. Generational run loading
· 2026-09-09T20:33:54+00:00If you invested $1,000 in $LAPTOP earlier today it would now be worth only $4.15 This is why it is important to only buy fairly launched bottom up memecoins like $DOG !!!!!!!!
· 2026-09-09T14:20:02+00:00This guy tried to snipe $LAPTOP at launch and got filled at a $110 BILLION market cap… He’s down $250,000 in less than an hour.
AI visual analysis: A DexScreener chart shows $LAPTOP/USDC plummeting from a peak near $130B to $604.21M in market cap, with the buying trader's $124,597 USDC swaps (priced at $316.3497 and $163.1990 per LAPTOP) illustrating the catastrophic loss of approximately $250,000 within an hour.
· 2026-09-09T14:15:36+00:00People who bought $LAPTOP
· 2026-09-09T18:27:54+00:00HOT TOPIC: Biden's memecoin fell 97% in its first hour 12,000 wallets lost $6.4M on $LAPTOP . Only 10 walked away with $100K+. 60% of the top holders are wallets with zero history. Check it out coinmarketcap.com/community/topi …
AI visual analysis: A CoinMarketCap page titled "12,000 wallets lost $6.4M on $LAPTOP Who was dumping on the 80% who lost?" displays a post by Ekon (@ekonnusa) claiming the $LAPTOP contract was clean and audited, but that 300M tokens were dumped by team wallets containing $USDC, with a featured dark visualization showing wallet transaction clusters.
· 2026-09-09T12:48:38+00:00UPDATE: LAPTOP NOW AT 5B FDV The LAPTOP token has fallen over 95% in the 30 minutes since our last post. There are two on-chain trading pools, the official pool on Aerodrome with $83K USDC, and a side pool on Uniswap with $380K USDC. This USDC appears to have been deployed at
AI visual analysis: The image shows the Arkham Intelligence dashboard tracking the "Hunter Biden's Laptop" (LAPTOP) meme coin, displaying a current price of $10.58 against a $10.5B FDV, with on-chain data revealing top holders including Uniswap and Gnosis Safe Proxy pools alongside a sharp upward price spike on the 24-hour chart. This visually confirms the post's claim about the token's extreme volatility and the two trading pools mentioned—Aerodrome with $83K USDC and Uniswap with $380K USDC liquidity deployed to facilitate trading of the politically-themed meme coin.
· 2026-09-09T13:19:26+00:00Hunter Biden has activated slap mode! Biden's meme coin $LAPTOP has gone live for transactions on the #Base network. The coin, which surged sharply within minutes and broke past $100, later dropped below $15.
AI visual analysis: The image shows two men in suits smiling together on the left side, while the right side displays "$LAPTOP" in white text on a black background, representing a meme coin ticker. The post describes the launch of a Biden-associated meme coin called $LAPTOP on the Base network, referencing the well-known Hunter Biden laptop controversy.
· 2026-09-09T12:31:07+00:00HOLY -95% IN 15 MINUTES $LAPTOP
AI visual analysis: A candlestick chart shows the LAPTOP token (ticker $LAPTOP) experiencing a dramatic 95% crash on September 30, 2026, plummeting from roughly $316 to $25.11 within just 15 minutes, visually confirming the post's claim of a -95% loss.
· 2026-09-09T15:00:39+00:00The funny thing is $LAPTOP has $13m volume -That’s basically dead. Is Base cursed? I’m sorry but I honestly think it would have done numbers on Robinhood…
· 2026-09-09T12:03:59+00:00LAPTOP just launched at $136 billion (yes a B) sniper bots definitely fcked💀
AI visual analysis: A trading interface shows the LAPTOP/USDC pool on Aerodrome V3.2 (Base) with an absurd market cap of $136,178,925,137 and only $446,038 in liquidity—confirming the joke that "LAPTOP just launched at $136 billion" thanks to sniper bots, as the laughably thin liquidity versus astronomical valuation reveals it's a worthless rug-pull-style memecoin.
· 2026-09-09T06:56:53+00:00GM legends ☀️ Something interesting is happening around $LAPTOP. Ave.ai is currently showing a countdown of roughly 5 hours toward the launch, but there’s still no matching official countdown or exact launch time published on the official channels. So stay
· 2026-09-09T14:31:05+00:00So $ZCAT has 80% more liquidity than $LAPTOP and 5% of the value... I know which one I'd rather hold!
· 2026-09-09T15:32:21+00:00BREAKING: $LAPTOP extends losses, now down 99% from its peak.
· 2026-09-09T12:32:48+00:00As long as you're bold enough and your typing speed is fast enough, you can make money. I've been staring at it all day for $LAPTOP's launch time. After the market opened at 8 PM, it got stuck twice before I managed to buy in—turned 1000u into 3000u! Dinner money for today is
AI visual analysis: A cryptocurrency trading interface on GMGN.AI showing a price chart and portfolio statistics with text including 'LAPTOP', '当前总盈亏 +$3.02K', and '24小时 +7.90%'.
· 2026-09-09T13:08:22+00:00. @HunterBiden just launched $LAPTOP on Base FDV hit $200B - $300B in the first minutes One sniper turned $250k into $1.18M in a few minutes Airdrop wallets dumped the second they claimed An hour later: down 98%, sitting around $5B FDV with under $1M liquidity Same move as
AI visual analysis: A candlestick chart of the LAPTOP/USDC pair on Aerodrome (dexscreener.com) shows a dramatic price crash, with the meme coin down 98% to roughly 6.15 between 17:05 and 18:00, visually illustrating the rapid FDV collapse and liquidity drain referenced in the post about the Hunter Biden-themed token launch.
· 2026-09-09T10:37:00+00:00$LAPTOP is entering the market — but how big can the launch get? Memecoin launches can move fast. Hype builds in hours, but the market decides the valuation. Where will $LAPTOP’s FDV stand one day after launch? Make your call on #XPredict: xt.com/en/xpredict/66 …
AI visual analysis: The image is a promotional graphic for XPredict (XT) showing a prediction market poll asking whether $LAPTOP's FDV will be above certain thresholds one day after launch, with options for $10M (Yes 96.9%, No 3.2%), $25M (Yes 96.0%, No 5.0%), and $50M (Yes 90.0%, No 11.0%) alongside potential multipliers of 1.03x, 1.04x, and 1.11x respectively.
· 2026-09-09T12:25:18+00:00BREAKING : hunter biden $LAPTOP just launched on @base and is trading at 30 billion dollars Marketcap.
AI visual analysis: A trading chart shows the LAPTOP/USDC market on a 4-hour timeframe with a massive volume spike reaching approximately 110 billion, while the current volume indicator displays 30.12B. The image relates to the post about LAPTOP's launch on Base, visually representing the extraordinary trading activity behind the token's reported $30 billion market cap.
· 2026-09-09T15:24:52+00:00THIS IS INSANE THIS TRADER LOST $3.4M IN $LAPTOP
AI visual analysis: The image shows a GMGN dashboard displaying a trader who lost -$3.4M (-26.3%) on the LAPTOP token, with a current hold of $1.3M, $759.8K sold, $0 bought, and $13.1M in transfers. The accompanying chart visualizes the dramatic price decline, supporting the post's claim about the massive loss.
· 2026-09-09T16:01:29+00:00The $LAPTOP FUD is getting ridiculous. It opened around a $110B valuation because of how one-sided liquidity was added at launch. Of course that liquidity gets eaten immediately. Posting a chart screaming “99% DOWN” from $110B just shows a lack of understanding of basic LP
· 2026-09-09T14:50:23+00:00Someone dumped 200K into $laptop this morning It’s now worth $3
AI visual analysis: A transaction history showing two "Contract Interaction" entries with the Binance DEX, each purchasing 100,000,000 USDC of the LAPTOP token for $4,694.89 and $6,305.40 respectively, corroborating the post's claim that someone invested approximately $200K into the LAPTOP token.
· 2026-09-09T12:50:41+00:00there’s at least 10,000 people that all they’ll remember Aerodrome for is $LAPTOP’s rugpull congratulations guys, what a cook!
AI visual analysis: A trading chart showing LAPTOP/USDC on what appears to be a decentralized exchange, with the token's price collapsing from highs above 300 USDC down to 8.9519 USDC (-8.47%), illustrating the rugpull referenced in the post about Aerodrome.
· 2026-09-09T12:12:49+00:00Siphoned all the liquidity to themselves $LAPTOP Absolute net-negative family that adds zero value to the space both in crypto and real life lol.
AI visual analysis: The image displays a cryptocurrency transaction graph visualization showing the $LAPTOP token, with an address list on the right revealing that the "Laptop Founders" addresses (#1-#6) control between 5.00% and 20.00% of the token supply each. This network diagram visually supports the claim that the founding team has accumulated massive amounts of the token supply through clustered addresses, consistent with the post's accusation that they "siphoned all the liquidity to themselves."
· 2026-09-09T14:01:15+00:00Holy shit! He's the son of a former U.S. president, after all—how could he do something like this? It's downright unbelievable The coin his son Biden launched, $LAPTOP, went live with a market cap in the hundreds of billions, then just kept dumping, from 300B down to 1B
AI visual analysis: A screenshot of the GMGN tracker shows the token "LAPTOP" (ticker 0xb0...ec29) with a market cap collapse from an all-time high of $314.94B down to $1.4B, a -61.33% drop, illustrating the post's claim about Biden's memecoin dumping from hundreds of billions to just $1B.
· 2026-09-09T13:25:36+00:00Comrades, come out and take over the bag quick! If you don't buy LAPTOP now, it's about to go to zero! The ones who issued this coin are real talents—either they don't plan to run it properly, or they just don't know how, or they're planning to rug everyone all the way down.
AI visual analysis: A financial candlestick chart with the watermark 'CMGN.AI' showing a cryptocurrency's massive price decline, with values dropping from over 325.00B to around 10.508.
· 2026-09-09T18:14:08+00:00UPDATE: $LAPTOP MEMECOIN NOW AT ~$475M MARKET CAP, FDV ~$1.36B
· 2026-09-09T20:30:00+00:00Funniest thing on CT rn is KOLs who promote obvious scams every other day telling you not to buy $LAPTOP because “Hunter Biden is a scammer”
AI visual analysis: The image is a meme of two Spider-Men pointing at each other, humorously illustrating the post's point about crypto KOLs (Key Opinion Leaders) who promote various scams while simultaneously calling out other tokens like $LAPTOP as scams. The "fingers pointed at each other" scene perfectly captures the hypocrisy of scammers accusing each other of being scammers.
· 2026-09-09T11:00:06+00:00If your a Trump fan don’t buy $laptop Go buy $apewif dress or something You clowns 🤡🤡🤡 Your guys aren’t welcome here - Joe Biden
· 2026-09-09T07:39:03+00:00Hunter Biden is launching his own memecoin $LAPTOP today Here’s everything you need to know before the launch: • Launches September 9 on Base • 1B $LAPTOP supply • 30% allocated to founders with a lock • 20% goes to airdrops, including people who lost money on $TRUMP •
AI visual analysis: I can't identify the person in the image. I can describe what I see: a middle-aged man with short graying hair, wearing a dark navy suit, white dress shirt, and a dark blue tie with an American flag pin on his lapel. He appears to be photographed outdoors against a light-colored building exterior, with a serious expression. Regarding the accompanying post about a $LAPTOP memecoin launch, I can't confirm whether the image depicts the person referenced in the post, as I'm not able to identify individuals based on their facial features. If you could tell me who is shown, I'd be happy to help write a caption that connects the image to the post's content.
· 2026-09-09T06:33:50+00:00i’m not gonna be buying $LAPTOP today how about you guys?
AI visual analysis: A man wearing a gray newsboy cap and light blue jacket drinks from a glass while sitting in front of a studio microphone, seemingly mid-podcast recording. The image ties to the post by playfully suggesting the host is taking a sip—drinking something other than the stock—before declaring he's not buying $LAPTOP that day.
· 2026-09-09T12:36:16+00:00Send this LAPTOP vapour to zero and re-commence the bull Also why is there still no PERPSHOOD short on LAPTOP?? We can then bid them meme!
AI visual analysis: A price chart for the meme token LAPTOP (price $21.86, market cap $21.8B) showing a sharp parabolic spike to ~$296B followed by a steady decline back near launch levels, visually supporting the poster's call to "send this LAPTOP vapour to zero" and short the fading pump.
· 2026-09-09T19:59:53+00:00Few random thoughts on today's $LAPTOP: 1) Hunter Biden is far more irrelevant than people anticipated. 2) Nobody made money here except insiders, sophisticated snipers, market makers and CEXs. Don't believe anything you read that says otherwise. 3) The market has gotten much
· 2026-09-09T13:47:47+00:00Did you pass the IQ test? $LAPTOP
AI visual analysis: A DexScreener chart of the LAPTOP/USDC pair shows a catastrophic -99.78% decline (-310,368,591,957.20), reducing its market cap to roughly $658 million from a peak above $300 billion—a textbook rug pull that mocks the meme's "IQ test" question.
· 2026-09-09T18:09:51+00:00BREAKING: $LAPTOP just pulled a 99.5% nuke speedrun $111B to $556M in 6 hours $110.4 BILLION erased who opened the laptop at the top?
AI visual analysis: The image shows a TradingView chart of the $LAPTOP/USDC token on Aerodrome, displaying a dramatic 99.5% market cap crash from approximately $120B down to $560.31M, overlaid with a SpongeBob meme reading "NOBODY CARES" — humorously highlighting the absurd speed of the token's collapse and the community's indifferent reaction to the $110.4 billion being erased in hours.
· 2026-09-09T12:30:23+00:00Hunter Biden just scammed millions of dollars from normies on $Laptop
AI visual analysis: A DexScreener chart of the $LAPTOP token (LAPTOP/USD Market Cap) on Uniswap V4 shows a massive pump-and-dump pattern, with market cap spiking to ~500B before crashing down to $26.6B, while 24-hour volume reached $382.26K and price gained 14.15%.
· 2026-09-09T00:49:25+00:00$laptop is going to be the greatest battle of snipers since early 2025. excited to watch it unfold. not buying.
· 2026-09-09T13:45:51+00:00There were over 2,345 snipers in the first 60 seconds of the $LAPTOP coin and most of them lost money. Many of the snipers used @MaestroBots Top person who minted from this got 1.8mn$ for free!! WTF One person lost over 200k$
· 2026-09-09T08:46:17+00:00Hunter Biden’s $LAPTOP coin hasn’t even launched yet and Scharo is already planning the next 3 hours 😭 “This can just grind for the next three hours.” Bro is sitting there watching the setup before the launch even happens 💀 CT is about to get interesting. Ft. @XScharo
· 2026-09-09T12:19:39+00:00Folks, the #LAPTOP folks meme is now open for trading. Whether you buy or not doesn't matter, but folks who lost money on #Trump can claim their airdrop now. Airdrop claim: claim.laptoptoken.com (I didn't lose money, so I have no airdrop, hahaha)
AI visual analysis: A notification screen titled "Your $LAPTOP claim" displays the message "Sorry, this email does not have a $LAPTOP claim," with a link to purchase the token. This directly illustrates the poster's comment that, since they didn't lose money on Trump, they have no airdrop to claim for the $LAPTOP meme token.
· 2026-09-09T13:03:54+00:00The most interesting $LAPTOP sniper I found so far. > Profit: ~$190k in less than 1 min > 3.2k fees paid to Gmgn > 400$ in gas fees Fresh wallet. 200k in. 400k out. I wonder which kind of config was used here
AI visual analysis: A trading history table shows a series of transactions on 09/09 with one large green "Buy" of $48.70B for 4.05K tokens at a gas price of $214.595 at 14:02:47, followed by multiple red "Sell" transactions of approximately 1.01K-405.29 tokens at gas prices ranging from $5.907-$6.441 over the next minute, visually illustrating the rapid buy-and-sell sniper trade pattern referenced in the caption showing ~$190k profit in under one minute.
· 2026-09-09T12:53:20+00:00Someone just made almost $1m off $LAPTOP in a few min gg
AI visual analysis: A leaderboard shows the top four traders ranked by PNL, with trader #1 (0xa…82f) leading at $856.6K profit on $LAPTOP, having bought $249.8K (9,124 tokens) and sold $1.1M (8,059 tokens) — aligning with the post claiming someone profited nearly $1M from the $LAPTOP token.
· 2026-09-09T12:43:01+00:00$LAPTOP shit show started +50B fdv to 5.5B FDV lol First Trump family and now Biden family
AI visual analysis: The image shows a cryptocurrency chart for the token $LAPTOP displaying a dramatic price decline from a peak down to $5.58, with a market cap of $5.5B and a 92.98% loss. Below the chart, a list of top holders is shown, including Idream ($2,918.09 with 81.40% loss) and crypto1000x ($2,565.74 with 41.22% loss), illustrating the significant losses suffered by investors in this token's collapse from its initial high valuation.
· 2026-09-09T02:45:32+00:00Today's market has already been scared stiff by $LAPTOP, with people fleeing across all chains. No matter if you FOMO in tonight or not, as long as you have on-chain holdings, you're already starting to lose. Still need to operate cautiously tonight—best if you can snag a quick
· 2026-09-09T09:17:28+00:00launch of $laptop in 2.30 hrs biden did a lot of damage to crypto, buying his son's coin... x account registered in africa, reference company offshore. hunter had said he had 15m+ debt but something in me says good liquidity day one. his recent posts got 2m+ views
· 2026-09-09T11:39:51+00:00How to Snipe $LAPTOP Before Launch Using BaseBot t.me/based_eth_bot? … CA: 0xb095274743941e953c746f9c228da9c18bb6ec29 > Open BaseBot and use the /sniper command > Add the official $LAPTOP contract address as your sniper target > Set the amount of ETH you want to use for
· 2026-09-09T19:30:00+00:00Hunter Biden's coin $LAPTOP is now down more than 99% and trading under $2B valuation
AI visual analysis: A candlestick chart from dexscreener.com showing the LAPTOP/USDC trading pair on Aerodrome, with the token priced at $1.9089 (down -4.50%) and volume of 55.174k. The chart illustrates the coin's steep crash from highs near $400 to below $2, visually confirming the post's claim that Hunter Biden's $LAPTOP coin has plunged over 99% from its peak valuation.
· 2026-09-09T10:38:35+00:00Hunter Biden is launching $LAPTOP in 20 minutes Bro is about to cook. $MAC
AI visual analysis: A shirtless man with a beard smokes from an Apple-branded lighter in front of "The Mac Shop" sign, which reads "Same Hardware, Different Happiness" and "Powered by Bad Decisions," humorously playing on the post's joke about Hunter Biden launching "$LAPTOP" — a play on $MAC stock and the Hunter Biden laptop scandal — with the meme suggesting "cooking" both literally (lighting up) and figuratively (launching a controversial product).
· 2026-09-09T14:00:46+00:00When you thought the @base team could not f** it up anymore any harder They endorse and support the $LAPTOP crime Now, lets resume the fun in the real trenches @RobinhoodCrypto congrats @jessepollak @cobie
· 2026-09-09T13:39:19+00:00Hunter Biden’s $LAPTOP launched today and got absolutely nuked. > Hit an ATH of ~$401 > Crashed 95%+ to under $2 > Some buyers are already down six figures > 30% of supply allocated to founders > No utility, staking or governance > Hundreds of copycat tokens launched around the
AI visual analysis: A close-up photograph of Hunter Biden wearing a dark suit, white shirt, and black tie.
· 2026-09-09T08:21:57+00:00big day on ct with $LAPTOP launch don't think @HunterBiden 's shitter can even flip $ANSEM tbh made a market where we can agree/disagree beta.xo.market/event/will-lap … you on my side or against?
AI visual analysis: The image shows a prediction market on XO Market by user "oxtocbi" (Market Creator) titled "Will $LAPTOP surpass $ANSEM FDV by September 16, 2026?" — backing "NO" with $98.00 at 20% conviction, staked 09 Sept 2026, with a "Take the other side →" prompt. It visually represents the post's call to action, where the creator is inviting others to bet on whether the newly launched $LAPTOP token can overtake $ANSEM in fully diluted valuation.
· 2026-09-09T13:17:57+00:00$LAPTOP is the perfect example of why fair launch means nothing if you don’t understand the supply People were told → no insiders → early warning → fair launch But subscriber wallets were claiming 4,276 tokens each and dumping them immediately At the peak, that was about
· 2026-09-09T13:25:09+00:00LAPTOP is live on Aerodrome. Trading is now active on the $LAPTOP - $USDC pool. 4M LAPTOP tokens have been deposited as incentives.
AI visual analysis: The image shows a 1-minute candlestick chart of the LAPTOP/USDC trading pair on Aerodrome, where the price spiked to roughly 320 USDC around 12:05 before rapidly declining and stabilizing near 21.32 USDC by 13:30. This illustrates the volatile launch of the new $LAPTOP-$USDC pool, showing an initial surge followed by sharp selling pressure shortly after trading went live.
· 2026-09-09T13:18:22+00:00Ugh got rekt trying to LP $LAPTOP Even at huge volumes and amazing fees, the IL just got me rekt. Manually it's a tough job.
· 2026-09-09T03:27:43+00:00Brothers, today is the 9th—friends planning to rush into $LAPTOP, I advise everyone not to foolishly squat on Twitter refreshing for news and just waiting around. Get your on-chain monitoring set up in advance—that's the top priority. My hands-on setup takes four steps in
AI visual analysis: A headshot of Hunter Biden wearing a dark blue suit, white shirt, and blue tie with an American flag pin.
· 2026-09-09T12:42:07+00:00Bought $LAPTOP at $172 lets run it!!
· 2026-09-09T06:21:08+00:00THE MEMECOIN DAILY RECAP (is back) - September 8 Traders rotating conviction bags to bid $LAPTOP @HunterBiden launch tomorrow? Solana $USELESS $219m to $311m (1.4x) ♡ Upbit + Bithumb listed it today.
· 2026-09-09T12:33:37+00:00I’m disgusted of every single trencher who bought $LAPTOP well done loser.
· 2026-09-09T12:29:13+00:00Who is Hunter Biden's token advisor? Who launches a token at over $150B fdv on day 1? $LAPTOP Currently at $17B mcap Technical analyst what's the name of this candle?
AI visual analysis: A 5-minute candlestick chart for the LAPTOP/USDC trading pair showing a massive 24.60% decline from its peak, with volume reaching approximately 110B and the market cap currently at 17.35B. The chart visually illustrates the dramatic price crash referenced in the post, where the token launched with a $150B+ fully diluted valuation before plummeting to $17B, with the sharp red candles resembling a classic "blow-off top" or "Hindenburg omen" pattern.
· 2026-09-09T13:03:54+00:00How ironic is it that you opened your laptop saw a token called $LAPTOP trading at a $300B market cap and still thought it was a good idea to buy when even $DOGE is sitting around $14B. I mean, $BASECAT is right there, but you refused to buy that. I hate to say it, but you
AI visual analysis: A screenshot of a "Top Traders" tab showing two buy transactions (13 minutes apart) totaling over $15,000 USD at prices around $296.53-296.60, illustrating the recent high-value purchases of the $LAPTOP token mentioned in the post. The image highlights the irony of traders buying a meme token at inflated prices, supporting the post's critique of speculative trading behavior.
· 2026-09-09T16:14:26+00:00Pumpfun just deleted promoting LAPTOP tweet
· 2026-09-09T14:41:07+00:00$LAPTOP insiders made 7+ figures 99% of retail got recked Why people bought this is beyond me
AI visual analysis: A trading leaderboard displays top insider traders of $LAPTOP token, with wallet 0xa…82f leading at $856.6K profit on $1.1M sold, alongside other top performers ranging from $61.7K to $372.9K in gains. The image supports the post's claim of massive insider profits, showing substantial seven-figure PNL for top traders while implying retail investors suffered losses on the $LAPTOP token.
· 2026-09-09T12:38:22+00:00$LAPTOP is currently 90% down, just after launch. Sorry if you bought this shit, was expecting low float. Please where can i short this garbage
AI visual analysis: A trading dashboard displays the $LAPTOP/USDC token pair on Aerodrome (Base network) showing a price of $15.11 with a market cap of $5.32B and FDV of $15.21B, tagged with "#1." The image directly relates to the poster's frustration, visualizing the "$LAPTOP" token they claim crashed 90% post-launch, while showing the seemingly inflated valuation metrics that likely fueled their dissatisfaction and desire to short it.
· 2026-09-09T12:58:59+00:00Want to experience the thrill of turning 200,000 into $3,000? Buy $Laptop then.
AI visual analysis: A transaction history log showing multiple Binance DEX withdrawals and contract interactions, including large USDC and ETH transfers.
· 2026-09-09T12:09:58+00:00so who sniper $LAPTOP successfully? and that first candle btw went to QUADRILLIONS :)
AI visual analysis: A chart of the LAPTOP/USD token pair from birdeye.so showing extreme volatility, with a massive initial spike to 1.8T and current price around 127.16B (+7.88% on the 1s timeframe), illustrating the absurd "quadrillion" valuation spike referenced in the post about sniping the token.
· 2026-09-09T13:25:39+00:00If you bought $LAPTOP you deserve to lose money It’s sad how the same people fall for these celebrity coins They buy literal scams instead of taking alpha calls from reputable traders like me Doesn’t make sense…
· 2026-09-09T12:45:04+00:00$LAPTOP steps of retardation 1. Don’t whitelist an official pool. 2. Let some random PARTNER add liquidity at wrong price. 3. Let people claim substack airdrop and dump it for 6 figs. 4. Leave it trading at $200B onchain while 20m on CEX 5. Not a single coordinate response on
· 2026-09-09T13:31:50+00:00$LAPTOP Suppose you bought in at a price of 300 with 10,000 bucks, now you're left with 66 units
AI visual analysis: A TradingView candlestick chart of $LAPTOP spanning September 2025 to September 2026 shows the stock collapsing from a peak around $327 to roughly $1.46, a decline that visually confirms the post's point—an investor who entered at $300 with $10,000 would now hold only about 66 shares worth around $96.
· 2026-09-09T09:23:02+00:00Biden's son's Meme coin $LAPTOP is launching tonight—this is such a massive narrative, if you don't make at least 10K in U, you're missing out big time: 1️⃣ Head to GMGN and Fomo, prep your ETH on the Base chain, keep an eye on the charts, rush in below 10M MC—guaranteed profits!
AI visual analysis: A screenshot of the $LAPTOP token Uniswap LP interface showing a deposit of 0.1 ETH with a colorful artistic portrait displayed on a laptop screen.
· 2026-09-09T10:47:18+00:00pushed a fix to laptop.rhps.fun overnight someone spammed $LAPTOP with 88 uniswap pools: 0% fee ones, and decoys carrying the busy pool's fee at a different tick spacing. the site briefly defaulted to one. fixed. if you LP'd through it, connect your wallet on the site
AI visual analysis: A leaderboard table showing ETH in bids by fee tier, with the top entry at 5% fee having 222 positions (most money, price at the floor) for $417.2K, followed by lower fee tiers down to 15% with $135.
· 2026-09-09T16:53:16+00:00Hunter Biden launching $LAPTOP on Base dropping 99% in an hour is not a team rug, it is pure AMM curve math and sniper extraction. When a high-profile L2 launch opens with $48k in pool liquidity against a massive paper FDV, MEV bots frontrun the first block. Retail aping
· 2026-09-09T08:54:08+00:00Scharo is already predicting how the $LAPTOP launch is going to play out 😭 “It’ll be like the Kanye launch… it’ll be a rinse fast. Everybody’s gonna get killed.” 3 hours before launch and bro is already expecting absolute chaos 💀 Ft. @XScharo
· 2026-09-09T09:02:15+00:00New Week, New Bitpanda Spotlight! Hunter Biden's Laptop ($LAPTOP) is a memecoin with a unique, real-event-driven mechanism; the token is being launched to the market by @HunterBiden himself and refers to the media frenzy that has been an inescapable part of global news for six
AI visual analysis: The image shows a Bitpanda Spotlight promotional graphic for the "Hunter Biden's Laptop ($LAPTOP)" memecoin, featuring a launch date of 09.09 at 16:00 and a giveaway token amount of 125,000, displayed against a dark green background with a stylized token/coin graphic. The graphic aligns with the post's announcement of the token's launch, highlighting its unique real-event-driven mechanism and the accompanying giveaway promotion.
· 2026-09-09T12:48:41+00:00Happy to see this chart. A message to all celebrity out there that this is 2026 crypto batch and they'll not fall for these. $LAPTOP launched to help people who lost money in Trump meme but crashed straight away now BIDEN should announce new memecoin to help people who lost the
AI visual analysis: The image shows a Dexscreener chart for the LAPTOP/USDC trading pair on Aerodrome, displaying a dramatic price crash from highs around $440 down to $4.3498, with the token showing a -48.97% 5M change and $4.34 price. This visualizes the post's point about the $LAPTOP memecoin crashing immediately after launch, illustrating the harsh reality of celebrity-endorsed memecoins in 2026.
· 2026-09-09T12:54:57+00:00They found these photos of me on hunter bidens $LAPTOP
AI visual analysis: The image shows a glamorous young woman in a pink feathered outfit reclining against a pink satin pillow while talking on a phone, surrounded by pink Barbie-esque props including magazines, a makeup palette, and a white teddy bear. Note: I can't confirm the identity of the person in the image or verify any connection to the claim about Hunter Biden's laptop.
· 2026-09-09T17:38:40.251000+00:00Hunter Biden’s $LAPTOP meme coin rockets from $3 to $300 — then crashes to near zero within minutes as Bidens are accused of ’rugging’
· 2026-09-09T12:03:53+00:00POV: you managed to buy $LAPTOP in the first few seconds
· 2026-09-09T13:02:22+00:00RUMOUR 🚨🚨 Barron Trump will launch a memecoin to compensate the $LAPTOP losers.
AI visual analysis: The image shows a sharply declining LAPTOP/USDC candlestick chart alongside a photo of Donald Trump and Hunter Biden. The chart highlights a current price of about 6.19, and the image ties to the rumor that Barron Trump will launch a memecoin to compensate $LAPTOP holders.
· 2026-09-09T14:57:07+00:00From what I've observed, two days ago everyone was already gearing up—prepping their wallets, stocking up on U, setting alarms, dying to unleash 30 years' worth of hand speed, all charging toward $LAPTOP And then, just as we were scraping together funds to bayonet-charge in, one
AI visual analysis: Screenshot of the CoinW cryptocurrency exchange interface displaying the LAPTOP/USDT trading pair with a current price of 2.5350 and a candlestick chart.
· 2026-09-09T16:47:06+00:00Pumpfun deleted LAPTOP promotional tweets Crime never stops
AI visual analysis: A Pump.fun tweet announcement reveals plans to launch a $LAPTOP token on Base Wednesday, September 9th, with promotional imagery featuring Hunter Biden's likeness, though the tweet was later deleted as noted at the top of the image.
· 2026-09-09T15:53:22+00:00JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Hunter Biden is now being accused of rugpulling his crypto memecoin $LAPTOP after it crashed 99% hours after launching.
AI visual analysis: A man with dark hair wearing a dark suit, white shirt, and blue tie, standing against a blurred green background. The image accompanies a news post accusing Hunter Biden of allegedly rugpulling his cryptocurrency memecoin $LAPTOP, though no text or identifying details are visible in the photo itself.
· 2026-09-09T15:50:04+00:00Gate Futures Meme Zone New Listing: $LAPTOP 🔹 Trading Pair: $LAPTOP / $USDT 🔹 Trading Starts: Now Open 🔹 Supports 1 – 10x Leverage, Bots and Copy Trading LAPTOP is a memecoin created for entertainment and community participation purposes and does not represent or confer any
AI visual analysis: Gate.io announces the listing of $LAPTOP perpetual futures (LAPTOP/USDT) with 1-10x leverage, featuring a circular portrait artwork split between a blurred and detailed pixelated face, accompanied by a disclaimer noting LAPTOP is a memecoin for entertainment purposes only.
· 2026-09-09T03:03:34+00:00I think Base eco was irreparably hurt seeing CB spend $400m on Cobie’s thing when they were offering developers like 0.5 ETH in exchange for being tortured infinitely in the token pits. If LAPTOP is a rug it will be terminal.
· 2026-09-09T16:09:40+00:00If you believed in Uncle Biden and threw $1000 at the peak of $LAPTOP, now bros would be pocketing $10 Eric Trump got to laugh his head off, roasting Hunter Biden by telling him to just go home and paint in peace in the post about $LAPTOP crashing 98% just minutes after
AI visual analysis: Two men in dark suits and ties smile for the camera at what appears to be a formal indoor event, with the older man wearing an American flag lapel pin, while the accompanying post mocks a $LAPTOP crypto token crash and taunts them about financial losses.
· 2026-09-09T12:56:14+00:00rugged on libra, yzy, and now laptop
AI visual analysis: A GMGN analytics chart showing the LAPTOP token's value plummeting to -$29.3K (-18.57%), with zero PNL, no holdings, $128.1K sold, and $149.1K bought—illustrating the trader's repeated losses rugging on LAPTOP, Libra, and YZY tokens.
· 2026-09-09T13:11:51+00:00How did I end up going to zero on $LAPTOP? At 8 PM, I saw group friends discussing LAPTOP and thought, I can't miss out on this kind of excitement, right? But there's no way I could just buy the Token directly—a 300 billion market cap is way too hard to touch no matter what.
AI visual analysis: The image shows a cryptocurrency exchange interface displaying liquidity pools for the LAPTOP token paired with USDC and ETH, with 24-hour trading volumes ranging from $158 to $755,000 across four pools. This relates to the post by illustrating the thin, illiquid market of the LAPTOP meme token, which explains how a modest investment could be wiped out—buying into a high market cap with minimal liquidity makes even small trades catastrophic.
· 2026-09-09T12:31:38+00:00Hunter Biden's $LAPTOP - down over 91% since going live 30 minutes ago. Colour me surprised.
AI visual analysis: A candlestick chart shows the "$LAPTOP" ticker plummeting approximately 101.10 (or 91.50%) from around 110 to roughly 9.67 between 14:05 and 14:30, with a tooltip reading "-101.10B (-91.50%) -1011055309050615" illustrating the dramatic crash referenced in the post about Hunter Biden's parody $LAPTO
· 2026-09-09T10:00:48+00:00I GAVE GROK BOT $54, CLOSED THE LAPTOP, AND WENT TO SLEEP At 05:30 it handed me an $8,900 balance. Net profit: $8,846. I did not leave one bot staring at a chart. Eight agents worked the same live desk through the night: SEARCH scanned fresh meme signals. RISK checked
· 2026-09-09T09:55:37+00:00Another token play from the Biden camp Former President Biden's son is expected to launch $LAPTOP tonight Those previous TRUMP, MELANIA, WLFI deals, I'm sure you guys still remember The President launching a token already made so many people eat dirt, now it's the son's turn,
AI visual analysis: A Vietnamese-language social media post from Hunter Biden (@HunterBiden) discussing the $TRUMP and $LAPTOP meme coins, referencing a 'TRUMP $2.221' token.
· 2026-09-09T11:32:44+00:00SOLANA traders getting ready to buy $LAPTOP on base
· 2026-09-09T17:25:25+00:00This trader made $190K off $LAPTOP, launched by @HunterBiden . He sniped the coin at a $1M entry, and cashed out. Following him right now.
· 2026-09-09T12:47:58+00:00Laptop launch is leading to other tokens on BASE getting some traction here... oddly enough? $BaseCat up 10% hitting 50mil marketcap from 38mil $BlueChip up 37% hitting 18mil marketcap from 11mil $POD up 67% hitting 200mil marketcap from 120mil All of this while $LAPTOP
AI visual analysis: The image shows a Fomo trading platform displaying the Basecat ($BASECAT) token chart with a market cap of $47.0M (up 8.64%), illustrating the post's point about Base ecosystem tokens gaining traction. A user comment on the platform humorously notes "you can now buy back your $BASECAT bags higher..." confirming the price recovery mentioned in the post.
· 2026-09-09T11:36:30+00:00$LAPTOP launch is scheduled for 8:00 AM ET. That means we have around 30 minutes before one of the biggest memecoin launches of 2026. The most interesting part about this coin is its tokenomics. @HunterBiden mentioned this structure: > Founder allocation (Hunter + team) - 30%.
AI visual analysis: The image features a Cookie Pro promotional graphic with the headline "Hunter Biden's First Tweet Was Just Three Words," showing Hunter Biden smoking a cigarette alongside a speech bubble graphic and the "JUST THREE WORDS" annotation. It relates to the post by connecting the memecoin hype around Hunter Biden and the $LAPTOP token, leveraging his name recognition to draw attention to the upcoming launch.
· 2026-09-09T17:59:43+00:00One of the worst launches in the history of crypto! Hunter Biden $Laptop
AI visual analysis: A TradingView chart showing the $LAPTOP/USDC meme token's price collapse on its first day of trading, with volume spiking near 200B before crashing to 598.050M (-7.44M, +1.26%), illustrating the dramatic post-launch dump referenced in the post calling it one of the worst launches in crypto history.
· 2026-09-09T13:21:01+00:00You guys just became exit liquidity to an addict $LAPTOP
· 2026-09-09T15:00:13+00:00Buy the dip, cmc listing soon, and marketing starting, t1 kols about to call, china incoming $LAPTOP
AI visual analysis: A candlestick chart of LAPTOP/USDC on Aerodrome shows a dramatic price spike to around 300 followed by a crash, with current price at 2.1125 (-13.48%).
· 2026-09-09T12:43:25+00:00🚨 Hunter Biden's memecoin, LAPTOP, has launched, with a result... as expected? A meteoric surge to $110 billion in market cap before a sudden crash below $2B 📈📉
AI visual analysis: A TradingView chart shows the LAPTOP/USDC memecoin on Aerodrome experiencing a dramatic pump to a ~$110B market cap before crashing 41.75% to $1.37B with $62.5K in volume, visually capturing the classic "pump and dump" pattern referenced in the post about Hunter Biden's memecoin launch.
· 2026-09-09T12:08:31+00:00Hunter Biden $LAPTOP LIVE 🔥 Within 5 minutes, FDV hit $375B on Pump.fun 🤯 FDV hit $300B+ in FOMO. Crazy move 👀 Don’t FOMO. Be careful. NFA. DYOR.
AI visual analysis: A cryptocurrency tracking screen displays the meme token "LAPTOP" (contract 0xb0...ec29), featuring a Pepe the Frog icon, which has surged to a market cap of $333.5B (up 1,333,66011%) with 3.8K holders; the 1-day chart shows a dramatic vertical spike around 18:04, peaking near $375B, illustrating the explosive price action referenced in the accompanying Hunter Biden-themed Pump.fun post.
· 2026-09-09T18:41:33+00:00Mint starts in 2 hours WL checker goes live in 1 hour First 200 = Free Mint spots
· 2026-09-09T12:40:00+00:00Anyone who bought $LAPTOP deserves to lose money.
· 2026-09-09T13:46:08+00:00POV: you bought $LAPTOP
AI visual analysis: The image shows a frowning SpongeBob SquarePants character with half-lidded eyes and drool, wearing a white shirt and red tie, with a nameplate reading "Professional Retard." The caption ties to the post "POV: you bought $LAPTOP" by humorously depicting the dejected, defeated expression of someone whose laptop investment went wrong.
· 2026-09-09T12:28:33+00:00People dumped 150k clips on a fcking 4mm and 10mm mcap project to ape Laptop and then down 40% on there Seriously yall are so fcking stupid man B-Money and thinking Cat just gave the greatest entry to all.
AI visual analysis: A trading chart shows the cryptocurrency "b-money" (ticker B) currently priced at $0.00474, up $0.00383 (424.83%) over the "ALL" timeframe, with candlesticks illustrating a sharp spike followed by a partial pullback—visually supporting the post's complaint about volatile 424% gains followed by a 40% drop on low-cap projects.
· 2026-09-09T13:21:02+00:00Just now, a new Meme on Base is starting to stir up some action again—this time, it's $LAPTOP that's catching attention. On-chain, it spiked to a 300b market cap For new coins like this that just launched not long ago, I generally won't discuss reasonable valuations too early,
AI visual analysis: A CoinW cryptocurrency listing announcement featuring a coin with a portrait, labeled 'LAPTOP' with launch date 'September 09, 2026'.
· 2026-09-09T19:20:10+00:00Holy shit, I bought LAPTOP and it started dumping just 12 seconds in Been cashing out ever since, cashed out 6.5 million?
AI visual analysis: Mobile cryptocurrency trading app screen showing LAPTOP token at +51.36% (+62.17%) with a candlestick chart and profit address 0xa501...282f showing realized gains of ¥650.63万 (+388.27%).
· 2026-09-09T13:35:18+00:00They say $LAPTOP fair launch. They say no insiders. HunterBiden's subscribers on Substack get an airdrop of 4,276 LAPTOP. Price at initial listing $300. So each subscriber gets an airdrop worth $1,282,800. Subscribers are probably all dev wallets dumping hard, current cap
AI visual analysis: A blockchain transaction explorer displays numerous transactions involving the $LAPTOP token, all from address 0x383e33d4...664ccaE8, transferring exactly 4,276.66 LAPTOP tokens to wallets bearing "Hunter Biden" subnames, illustrating the alleged insider airdrop pattern referenced in the caption.
· 2026-09-09T12:17:03+00:00so $LAPTOP launched at 53 trillion valuation. currently at 140b. i have never seen anything like this.
AI visual analysis: A cryptocurrency chart showing the token "$LAPTOP" launched at a market cap of $53.1T and has since dropped to $144.3B, reflecting the post's note about the token's dramatic valuation decline from "53 trillion" to "140b."
· 2026-09-09T21:44:22+00:00JUST IN: Hunter Biden says he has not made a “single dollar” from his $LAPTOP memecoin. The top 10 wallets made over $2M
AI visual analysis: A black-and-white portrait photograph of Hunter Biden looking off to the side with a serious expression, wearing a dark jacket with one hand raised near his chest; the image accompanies a news post stating that he denied earning a "single dollar" from his $LAPTOP memecoin while the top 10 wallets reportedly profited over $2 million from it.
· 2026-09-09T13:42:46+00:00What if they crime pump $LAPTOP as this shit already down -99% since launch ??
· 2026-09-09T09:43:22+00:00Tonight, Biden's little son is launching a coin, which is basically just straight-up telling everyone: I'm here to pick up some cash 🤝 Please get your money ready 🤝 $LAPTOP Anyway, whoever shows up has to leave something behind 18.73% tax on both buying and selling, but
AI visual analysis: A meme coin listing for '【base】LAPTOP (LAPTOP)' with contract address, showing a $0 price, $0 market cap, and 18.73% buy/sell tax, branded 'RECLAIM THE NARRATIVE'.
· 2026-09-09T12:13:37+00:00If you nuked coins to ape $LAPTOP you should really consider quitting this industry!
· 2026-09-09T15:51:45+00:00So many people lost but I won! I just made $960,000 off $LAPTOP With launches like this you have to get in and out quickly. We all saw what happened with Trumps memecoin, you can't stick to your bag. Thank you @HunterBiden
· 2026-09-09T11:41:33+00:00trenchers on their way to lose their last bit of money on $LAPTOP
· 2026-09-09T11:27:27+00:00here’s the $LAPTOP ca if anyone needs it 0xB095274743941e953c746F9C228DA9c18Bb6ec29
· 2026-09-09T13:37:54+00:00There was a lot of hype around $LAPTOP, with many people saying it was worth buying. Now we can see what happened to it... Don’t blindly buy something just because everyone is recommending it. Always do your own research.
AI visual analysis: The screenshot displays a TradingView chart for $LAPTOP/USDC, showing a dramatic price collapse from around $75B to $1.648, a staggering 268.83M (-14.06%) decline—visually reinforcing the post's warning about blindly following hype and the importance of independent research.
· 2026-09-09T12:00:22+00:00tension in the air for $laptop
AI visual analysis: A crew of heavily armed cartoon monkeys surrounds a laptop displaying a rising chart, one operating it while the others aim rifles and a bazooka at the screen. A sign reading "BASE" glows in the background, and the $LAPTOP ticker fits the image of a tense, militant showdown around the chart.
· 2026-09-09T16:29:22+00:00If you are having a bad day... Someone bought $198,000 worth of $LAPTOP at a $255. It's now worth $2,100.
AI visual analysis: A trading chart showing $LAPTOP/USDC on Aerodrome (DexScreener), where the token spiked to around $285 before crashing to $2.0579, with recent transactions showing two buys totaling $198,005 by trader "85Cf8D" at prices of $285.9249 and $225.4647 — illustrating the $198,000 investment that collapsed to roughly $2,100 in value.
· 2026-09-09T13:18:30+00:00Hunter Biden memecoin $LAPTOP just rugged It was so obvious
AI visual analysis: A man in a dark suit and blue tie with an American flag pin stands outdoors, identified as Hunter Biden in connection with the "$LAPTOP" memecoin that allegedly "rugged" (a crypto term for developers abandoning a project after raising funds). The image appears to relate to the controversial cryptocurrency token referencing the infamous laptop incident associated with Hunter Biden.
· 2026-09-09T15:19:24+00:00Hunter Biden dropped a meme coin called $LAPTOP and it immediately crashed 99% after people bought in. Did you buy?
AI visual analysis: The image shows a 1-day candlestick chart for the LAPTOP/USDC trading pair, displaying a dramatic price crash from around 100B down to 1.57B—a 99% decline—as the meme coin associated with Hunter Biden lost nearly all its value shortly after launch. The visible metrics confirm the steep -9.44% recent change, reflecting the chaotic volatility described in the post.
· 2026-09-09T09:12:10+00:00Kraken announced $LAPTOP before it even launched Then deleted the tweet We’re doing pre-market regret now
AI visual analysis: A screenshot of Kraken's official announcement tweet promoting the upcoming listing of $LAPTOP memecoin on September 9, featuring a laptop displaying a meme image of a man with a cigarette, which was later deleted according to the accompanying post mocking the premature hype.
· 2026-09-09T13:05:17+00:00if you dumped your high conviction bags to ape $LAPTOP, I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 problems, but being a stone cold r****d ain’t one
AI visual analysis: The image is a candlestick chart from TradingView showing the LAPTOP/USDC pair on Aerodrome (dexscreener.com), with the price collapsing from a peak above $300 down to around $5.35 (the current price shown in teal). The dramatic vertical wipeout from highs around $440 to near-zero perfectly illustrates the post's message about catching the bag after aping into $LAPTOP.
· 2026-09-09T13:17:25+00:00Poloniex New Listing $LAPTOP @Laptoptoken Deposit opens: Sept 9st, 12:30 (UTC) Full trading starts: Sept 9st, 13:00 (UTC) poloniex.com/announcement/7 …
AI visual analysis: A black promotional graphic announcing a new listing on Poloniex for a cryptocurrency called 'LAPTOP', subtitled 'Hunter Biden's Laptop' and featuring an illustrated portrait of a man.
· 2026-09-09T17:12:19+00:00$LAPTOP could have actually been an awesome launch if they had any idea how to do it It’s got the most loaded meme potential of all. Whatever noobs advised them screwed this up majorly for everyone
· 2026-09-09T16:09:59+00:00LAPTOP CRASHED 99% JUST 3 HOURS AFTER LAUNCH Hunter Biden @HunterBiden launched the $LAPTOP memecoin with a rivalry to TRUMP baked in: -- airdrops to wallets sitting on TRUMP losses -- 8.75% of supply riding on prediction markets about Trump: whether he's impeached, whether the
AI visual analysis: Chart titled 'LAPTOP reached TRUMP's price in three hours. TRUMP took twelve months' showing TRUMP's decline over twelve months from $8.68 to $2.16 versus LAPTOP's spike and crash from $247.55 to $1.90 in three hours, sourced from The Defiant and GeckoTerminal.
· 2026-09-09T18:34:02+00:00If you're having a bad day... Someone bought a $LAPTOP worth $255 for $198,000. Now it's worth $2,100.
AI visual analysis: A TradingView chart of the $LAPTOP/USDC pair on Aerodrome (5-minute timeframe on dexscreener) shows the token's price collapsing from a peak near $350 to just $2.0579 at 18:03:25 UTC+3, with transaction data below revealing massive buys of $98,505 and $99,500 at $285.92 and $225.46 by trader 85Cf8D—visually illustrating the post's story of someone buying a $255-valued token for nearly $200,000, now worth only ~$2,100.
· 2026-09-09T13:25:50+00:00Dam I didn’t even get a chance to short LAPTOP It was over before it started Why in the world was X pushing Hunters account so hard to crypto people @elonmusk
· 2026-09-09T08:04:28+00:00$LAPTOP launch today fellas. Are you locked in?
· 2026-09-09T18:05:23+00:00BREAKING: 6 HOURS IN, IF YOU INVESTED $1,000 INTO BOTH TOKENS AT LAUNCH YOU WOULD HAVE $TRUMP : $77,800 $LAPTOP: $9
AI visual analysis: Donald Trump is shown in a blue suit with a red tie, smiling and pointing forward at what appears to be a rally, with a crowd and a Canadian flag visible in the background. The image relates to the post about the "$TRUMP" meme cryptocurrency token, illustrating the political figure after whom the token is named and whose namesake is being used to promote its dramatic launch returns.
· 2026-09-09T12:19:51+00:00😂 At this price, just give it all to the Biden brothers Brothers, who just bought the dip? #LAPTOP #BIDEN
AI visual analysis: A mobile screenshot of dexscreener.com showing cryptocurrency data for a token named $LAPTOP with a price of $145.71, market cap of $49.21B, and volume of $7.7M.
· 2026-09-09T18:02:38+00:00Two days ago, Hunter Biden announced plans to launch $LAPTOP, with part of the supply meant to compensate people who lost money on $TRUMP . Today, the token had a brutal launch. If you bought $1,000 worth of it at the top, you’d have roughly 10$ now.
AI visual analysis: A split image showing a brutal $LAPTOP/USDC trading chart on the left, with prices crashing from highs around $460 down to $4.6190, alongside a photo of Hunter Biden and his father Joe Biden on the right, illustrating the disastrous launch of Hunter Biden's promised meme coin that devastated investors expecting compensation for $TRUMP losses.
· 2026-09-09T07:18:12+00:00I honestly don’t think today’s Hunter Biden $LAPTOP launch will change anything. We’ll simply have another event where insiders make a lot of money, one token becomes the runner, and then it crashes 48 hours later. Nothing too different from what could happen on any normal
· 2026-09-09T09:30:01+00:00Hunter Biden's $LAPTOP is launching on Base today. It's not a chain project team playing a meme—it's personally confirmed to launch. The token is called LAPTOP, built around the narrative of that 2020 laptop. Total supply 1 billion tokens: founding team (including Biden) gets
AI visual analysis: A Chinese-language crypto news graphic titled 'Hunter Biden发$LAPTOP' mentions Base, TRUMP, and shows stats like 10亿 (1 billion) total supply and 30% team allocation.
· 2026-09-09T09:50:29+00:00Little Biden Coin, are you guys buying it? One in, one out—50% gone $LAPTOP With that kinda money, might as well go find a few girls for a one-in, one-out.
AI visual analysis: Token information page for 'LAPTOP' (笔记本电脑) showing a $0 market cap, high tax warning (买25% 卖出25%), 0.004 fee, 98% top10, and 100% fishing wallet (钓鱼钱包) concentration.
· 2026-09-09T17:59:16+00:00Are you still sleeping on $DOGGIE that is paired with $TSLA on Robinhood while playing in the trenches with $LAPTOP CT? You are about to have a big wake-up call. Just Sayin... 0xa9eFe2Fc94dE79734C03051515F48f254Ce61e18 @DoggieMode @tesla_na @elonmusk @RobinhoodCrypto
AI visual analysis: A masked figure in a black suit rides a giant sleeping white dog, symbolizing “wake-up” momentum for the paired tokens $DOGGIE and $TSLA. The post also references $LAPTOP CT, Robinhood, and the address “0xa9eFe2Fc94dE79734C03051515F48f254Ce61e18.”
· 2026-09-09T19:14:51+00:00Just let that sink in... $LAPTOP @HunterBiden
· 2026-09-09T08:52:18+00:00If you're buying $LAPTOP today, you're the problem.
· 2026-09-09T16:29:52+00:00$LAPTOP IS GOING TO ZERO YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
· 2026-09-09T12:08:51+00:00$LAPTOP Who dares to rush this? If it opens with a market cap of hundreds of billions, retail investors going in aren't catching a falling knife—they're straight-up standing guard. For this kind of play, it's not about guts; it's about who runs the fastest. 😂
AI visual analysis: A screenshot of a cryptocurrency trading interface showing the LAPTOP token with a price of $204.41 (up +5545.11%) and a market cap of ¥1.37万亿 (1.37 trillion yuan), illustrating the speculative token being referenced in the post about retail investors rushing into high-risk, extreme market cap plays.
· 2026-09-09T09:25:53+00:00$LAPTOP Top 10 wallets hold 98.6% of tokens. Will it directly crash like a waterfall when it opens at 20:00 tonight? Are you guys scared or not? #拜登 #LAPTOP #特朗普
AI visual analysis: A Chinese-language token holder distribution chart for 'LAPTOP' token showing the top 10 addresses holding 98.6% of supply, with the largest holders having 300M (30%), 300M (30%), 100M (10%), 80M (8%), 71.99M (7.2%), 50M (5%), and 50M (5%) tokens, plus buttons labeled '交易' (Trade) and '快捷买卖' (Quick Buy/Sell).
· 2026-09-09T23:10:15+00:00LMFAOOOOOO $laptop
AI visual analysis: The image shows a suspended X (Twitter) account under the name "Hunter Biden's Laptop" (@Laptoptoken) with 36.9K followers, displaying the message "Account suspended — X suspends accounts that violate our rules." This relates to the post by mocking the suspension of the $laptop token-related account that gained significant followers before being banned.
· 2026-09-09T16:24:49+00:00And all outperformed your crack coin Laptop will go down as the worst memecoin launch of ALL TIME
· 2026-09-09T15:19:29+00:00Time matters in crypto… The token went to 300B in the first minute candle and down only LAPTOP was the worst launch of all time
AI visual analysis: A screenshot of a crypto trading chart for the LAPTOP token shows a dramatic spike to a market cap of 300B (5.2M price) in the first minute candle around 08:00, followed by a sharp decline to 60.7B (898.37K) within 15 minutes, visually confirming the post's claim that LAPTOP experienced an extreme pump-and-dump launch after hitting a 0x...c29 Safe contract with 0% tax.
· 2026-09-09T22:01:36+00:00Hunter Biden just said that $LAPTOP dumped down to healthy levels.
· 2026-09-09T15:19:20+00:00TODAY: A trader who bought $198,000 worth of $LAPTOP at a $255 MILLION valuation is now left with just $2,100.
AI visual analysis: The image displays a TradingView-style candlestick chart for the "LAPTOP/USDC" trading pair on Aero (decentralized exchange), showing the token's price collapsing from a peak of ~$285 to a low of around $2 across a 5-minute timeframe between 15:00 and 18:00 UTC. This visual perfectly illustrates the post's narrative: a trader (wallet 85Cf8D) bought $198,000 worth of $LAPTOP at prices of $285.92 and $225.46 (reflecting a ~$255M fully diluted valuation), and is now left holding tokens worth only a fraction of their initial investment as the price crashed over 99%.
· 2026-09-09T07:01:24+00:00CEO of @base Jesse talked about how Hunter Biden's team reached out to his Team, but Base decided not to get involved in designing and promoting the LAPTOP token in ansem's video share about LAPTOP The factor Jesse mentioned here is the political issue, and the team decided not
AI visual analysis: A tweet by @jessepollak (jesse.base.eth), CEO of Base, clarifying that while the Base team was contacted by Hunter Biden's group, they made a deliberate choice to remain uninvolved in the design and amplification of the LAPTOP token meme featured in ansem's viral video, citing the politically sensitive nature of the topic. The post, dated September 8, 2026, has 58.3K views, 421 likes, and 35 reposts, emphasizing Base's permissionless stance in welcoming any builders regardless of political associations.
· 2026-09-09T14:45:00+00:00Imagine buying $LAPTOP while another wallet is getting the same token for free. You buy in the market, they claim 4,276. You buy the dip, they dump again. and at the peak one claim was worth around $1M. $7.9B still in the airdrop wallet. Now the chart is down 95%. The red
· 2026-09-09T15:53:30+00:00THIS IS DISGUSTING STOP KILLING MEMECOINS $LAPTOP
AI visual analysis: The image shows a TradingView chart for the LAPTOP/USDC pair with a market cap that peaked above 100B before crashing down to 8.35B, down 15.62%, visually illustrating the post's outrage about the "LAPTOP" memecoin's devastating collapse.
· 2026-09-09T12:45:45+00:00HOLY UPDATE: i'm sorry it's actually -99.30% on $LAPTOP (and not from the top top) great launch lmao
AI visual analysis: A candlestick chart shows $LAPTOP collapsing from a high of 939.90 down to 6.5708, with a tooltip displaying a devastating -933.33 (-99.30%) move, -9,333,380,814,707,575,000 (yes, really), spanning 52 bars in 52 minutes on 469.75K volume — perfectly matching the post's tongue-in-cheek "great launch" reaction to the rug pull.
· 2026-09-09T12:32:38+00:00Last time I analyzed Hunter Biden's token launch, someone in the comments said that at the opening there'd definitely be a bunch of people rushing in, $LAPTOP dropping from 300b to over 20b, those who bought at 300b, just wait for Biden to become president and he'll pump it for
AI visual analysis: The image displays a cryptocurrency trading chart for the token LAPTOP (DEBOT.AI), showing its price at $22.35B with a recent sharp decline from highs around $30.34, accompanied by high trading volume (121.2K). This illustrates the volatile market behavior referenced in the comment, where early buyers at higher prices may be waiting for a potential pump despite the significant drop from its peak.
· 2026-09-09T16:20:04+00:00the IQ level of people who bought $LAPTOP
· 2026-09-09T10:13:03+00:00GIVING AWAY 5 GTD FOR @laptopnfts To join: 1. Follow @jayjaynft4 & @laptopnfts 2. Like and RT this tweet 3. Tag 3 friends and Drop your EVM wallet! Winners will be drawn in 4 hours via Twitter Picker
AI visual analysis: A cartoon man lounges at a laptop displaying a rising green candlestick chart, with a “SEPTEMBER” calendar above and September 9 circled. The image reinforces the accompanying giveaway for 5 GTD from @laptopnfts, promoted via @jayjaynft4, with winners selected in 4 hours through Twitter Picker.
· 2026-09-09T19:00:45+00:00If you invested $100,000 in Hunter Biden's crypto memecoin $LAPTOP today, you would now have $1000 It's crazy
· 2026-09-09T12:57:05+00:00How the LAPTOP token will work… There are going to be TONS of fake Laptop launches Pumpfun + Hunter won’t confirm a CA until the team owns 90%+ of the supply, and it’s over 50M… Then some random account nobody has ever heard of “snipes” it… Immediately, every Pumpfun
AI visual analysis: A person's face and hand emerge from a colorful ball pit, wearing a wristband partially reading "Hunter," visually evoking the playful, chaotic "ball pit" of meme token launches and snipes referenced in the post.
· 2026-09-09T09:47:36+00:00Based on $LAPTOP tokenomics, tonight there will be at least 60% of the total token supply, that is, 600 million LAPTOP tokens under selling pressure. If the market absorbs it, it's estimated to quickly break through $100 million; if it can't absorb it, it'll go straight to zero!
· 2026-09-09T14:47:17+00:00HUNTER BIDEN $LAPTOP MEMECOIN FALLS 90%+ FROM PEAK IN JUST 30 MINUTES SO WHO GOT REKT
AI visual analysis: A smiling Hunter Biden wears a dark suit and tie with an American flag pin, juxtaposed against a post mocking the rapid 90% crash of a "Hunter Biden $LAPTOP" memecoin within 30 minutes of its launch.
· 2026-09-09T12:59:57+00:00Hunter Biden's $LAPTOP memecoin is down 100%
· 2026-09-09T12:57:45+00:00Hopefully you didn't buy $LAPTOP just to become someone else's exit liquidity 💀 The supply concentration was the biggest red flag from the start. Now we're seeing exactly why it mattered.
AI visual analysis: A candlestick chart shows the token "l · 5 · d..." experiencing a dramatic price collapse, currently trading at 5.7956 with a steep -32.42% decline (-2.7797), following a vertical spike to around 300 before crashing down to single digits—visually illustrating the rug-pull pattern referenced in the post about $LAPTOP becoming exit liquidity.
· 2026-09-09T21:43:11+00:00HUNTER BIDEN ON $LAPTOP MEMECOIN: “THE TEAM’S ALLOCATION IS LOCKED.” “NOBODY ON OUR SIDE SOLD, AND NOBODY COULD HAVE.” “I, PERSONALLY, HAVE NOT MADE A SINGLE DOLLAR.”
· 2026-09-09T14:52:34+00:00The Hunter Biden $LAPTOP meme coin is down 99% peak to trough. Absolutely NO ONE should be surprised by this.
AI visual analysis: A photograph of Joe Biden and Hunter Biden walking together, with Biden pointing forward.
· 2026-09-09T12:10:19+00:00The next biggest exit liquidity for you $LAPTOP Just launched with the highest mc you can ever see If you are stupid person go and invest in this trash to make him pay his bills
AI visual analysis: A screenshot of a memecoin trading chart for $LAPTOP shows a market cap of $166.23B with a 4.49% gain, displaying candlestick patterns alongside MACD and RSI technical indicators. The image illustrates the post's warning about the token being "exit liquidity," highlighting its unrealistically high market cap and the social media profiles associated with the token as evidence of it being a scam.
· 2026-09-09T17:07:32+00:00Safe assets are not even safe anymore Biden even sucked all liquidity from precious metals too with $LAPTOP Btw that's massive Precious metals giving me altcoins vibes Where is all money going?
AI visual analysis: Two candlestick charts displayed side by side on a dark background, showing price movements in USD with one chart's scale ranging from 4,376,000 to 4,436,000 and the other from 66.7000 to 68.5000.
· 2026-09-09T08:18:17+00:00LMAO 🤣😂😂 Everyone Waiting For donate Liquidity in $LAPTOP
· 2026-09-09T13:25:03+00:00Be honest, did you lose money buying Hunter Biden’s $LAPTOP?
· 2026-09-09T17:36:20+00:00So many people lost but I won! I just made $960,000 off $LAPTOP With launches like this you have to get in and out quickly. We all saw what happened with Trumps memecoin, you can't stick to your bag. Thank you @HunterBiden
· 2026-09-09T16:09:16+00:00If you invested $100 in Hunter Biden’s memecoin $LAPTOP on launch, you would have $1 right now.
AI visual analysis: The image shows a cryptocurrency chart for the LAPTOP/USDT pair displaying a devastating -11.68% drop to $2.0987, with a distressed meme face of a stressed man overlaid on the chart. The dramatic price decline visually reinforces the post's claim that an initial $100 investment in Hunter Biden's $LAPTOP memecoin would now be worth just $1.
· 2026-09-09T07:59:03+00:00Hunter is based i don't care about what anyone says and i don't care about how anyone feels about this token a lot of our US friends on this app attacked this so hard while partaking in Libra, Trump & Melania, tokens which were 10,000x more extractive and unfair than $LAPTOP
· 2026-09-09T07:37:11+00:00kols post dumping $laptop on ur ass
· 2026-09-09T20:36:42+00:00Please stop acting like the $LAPTOP launch sucked liquidity out of the market This fucking nonsense did 13M in 24h volume Nobody sold their bags to chase this scam
AI visual analysis: A cryptocurrency statistics dashboard displaying metrics like Market Cap ($1.31B), Liquidity ($1.06M), Holders (28.88K), and Total Supply (1000.00M), with the '24H Volume $13.41M' field circled in white.
· 2026-09-09T11:01:15+00:00everyone wants to be early until early gets crowded. rodney expects $LAPTOP to get hit hard after launch, especially with the contract already public and snipers waiting for the first opportunity. it’s launching straight into Aerodrome and exchanges, so the first few minutes
· 2026-09-09T12:32:41+00:00LAPTOP coin out and none of our onchain leaders selling off seems like a really good sign for this week
· 2026-09-09T09:40:23+00:00So today $LAPTOP launch, i’m betting on similar chart as $MELANIA
AI visual analysis: A TradingView chart for "Melania Meme / USDT - 1W - MEXC" showing a dramatic price spike followed by a steep crash, indicating a classic pump-and-dump pattern with prices dropping from ~$30 to approximately $0.11.
· 2026-09-09T01:19:35+00:00Beijing time tonight at 8 PM, Biden's son Hunter's $LAPTOP is about to launch its token! Are you joining or not? Cast a vote! I'm sitting this one out, because every time I wanna go big, it really is a big... disaster!
· 2026-09-09T12:55:14+00:00Now you're happy, huh, waiting so eagerly Such a high market cap, even looking at it is scary Sitting back and watching it drop to zero $LAPTOP
AI visual analysis: A mobile chart shows meme token **$LAPTOP** at **$7.133**, down **64.54%**, with a rapidly declining market-cap curve toward roughly **$27.6B**, matching the post’s taunt about watching a high-cap token collapse.
· 2026-09-09T20:25:01+00:00Hunter Biden’s $LAPTOP memecoin launched on Base today and, two minutes after open, Arkham put its fully diluted valuation at $144 billion. At that same Arkham snapshot, the liquidity pool contained $48,000. Only 350 million of the 1 billion tokens were unlocked at launch. On
AI visual analysis: A close-up of a candlestick chart on a dark screen shows a sharp price decline with green and red candles trending downward toward a red dotted support line, visually illustrating the post's discussion of Hunter Biden's $LAPTOP memecoin collapsing on Base shortly after launch due to extreme volatility and inadequate liquidity.
· 2026-09-09T23:09:45+00:00Hunter Biden’s $LAPTOP Just CRASHED 99%… Memecoins Are Dumping
· 2026-09-09T13:12:36+00:00If that was the real LAPTOP token it was the worst celeb launch of all time DO US ALL A FAVOR @HunterBiden @JoeBiden NEVER MENTION TRUMP AGAIN!!!’
· 2026-09-09T13:45:35+00:00$LAPTOP chart just did the full meme cycle in under an hour hit $400 and then -99% either you caught the first 5 minutes or you’re bagholding.
· 2026-09-09T20:36:26+00:00$LAPTOP DESERVES TO BE 0
· 2026-09-09T06:01:00+00:00HUNTER BIDEN ABOUT TO LAUNCH MEME COIN $LAPTOP? After Trump, now it's Hunter Biden's turn to be rumored to be gearing up to enter the meme coin game on Base. $LAPTOP is expected to launch tonight — right on the day the market is having a Flash Sale. Celebrity coins have
AI visual analysis: A token profile page displays "$LAPTOP" with a launch date of September 9, 2026, total and max supply of 1B, circulating supply of 350M, a 16% profile score, and contract address "0xB095...b6ec29" on Base chain (basescan.org), corresponding to the rumored Hunter Biden meme coin mentioned in the post.
· 2026-09-09T12:32:11+00:00President Biden's son just launched the $LAPTOP token on Base Market cap from $2B soaring all the way to $300B ATH?? High on the government or what?
AI visual analysis: A cryptocurrency chart for the token 'LAPTOP' shows a market cap of $103.35B with +2.72%, featuring a 1-minute price graph that hit an all-time high of $314.94B.
· 2026-09-09T05:23:55+00:00🚨 Hunter Biden says $TRUMP was a “grift” that made nearly 1M wallets lose $3.8B. Then launches $LAPTOP and says he won’t make the token more valuable for you. But bro… if we’re calling TRUMP a grift, what stops LAPTOP from becoming another one? Same casino. Different ticker.
· 2026-09-09T15:31:13+00:00SOLANA degens getting ready to buy $LAPTOP on ROBINHOOD
· 2026-09-09T23:25:41+00:00Never forget the who the real man behind the mask is $LAPTOP
· 2026-09-09T21:11:22+00:00“They turned laptop into a weapon. I turned it into a token” - Hunter Biden
AI visual analysis: A cryptocurrency price chart for the token LAPTOP on the Solana blockchain shows a dramatic spike to a $1.7B market cap before crashing back down to $1.7B, with a current price of $1.80 and 33.93% 24-hour gain, illustrating the satirical "Laptop" memecoin referenced in the Hunter Biden quote.
· 2026-09-09T16:53:33+00:00They Turned It Into a Weapon. He Turned It Into a Token. The memecoin “$LAPTOP,” launched by Hunter Biden, was meant to be a joke and a message. One hour after launch, it was just like any other celebrity token: the typical spike, drop, market makers selling, and people
· 2026-09-09T12:39:50+00:00IQ test on $LAPTOP
AI visual analysis: A cryptocurrency trading chart interface for a token called '$LAPTOP' on TokenSniffer, showing a price decline to -33.95% with a market cap of $2.89M and a 24-hour price around 7.093K.
· 2026-09-09T17:11:48+00:00If you invested $300,000 into Hunter Biden's $LAPTOP token at launch. You’d have just $2,000 now.
AI visual analysis: This image shows Hunter Biden in a bathtub, smoking a cigarette, which directly relates to the accompanying post's claim about a significant financial loss on a cryptocurrency token named "$LAPTOP."
· 2026-09-09T12:06:13+00:00$LAPTOP is an IQ test
· 2026-09-09T09:48:59+00:00It's $LAPTOP Rug Day.
· 2026-09-09T13:02:09+00:00Everyone talking about $LAPTOP Comfy in my bags hitting all time highs. Low cortisol trading
AI visual analysis: A crypto portfolio dashboard displays four token positions: STONK ($17,936.16, ▲53.53%), BLUECHIP ($11,032.45, ▲2.91%), CASHCAT ($2,710.74, ▲60.28%), and 4Stock ($2,461.29, ▲10.29%), all showing gains. The image illustrates the poster's "low cortisol trading" by showcasing multiple meme coin holdings in significant profit, contrasting with the market's attention on $LAPTOP.
· 2026-09-09T14:21:09+00:00备受瞩目的 $LAPTOP，今晚 8 点终于上线了。 我也是一直盯着盘面，刚开盘那一会儿是真的夸张，市值一路冲到 3000 多亿美金，盘中甚至一根针直接插到了600 多美金一枚。 当时我还在想，等它回落到两位数，说不定可以抄个底。结果还好，我的网络慢，反而救了我一命
AI visual analysis: A cryptocurrency trading chart showing the LAPTOP token with a price of $1.587 and significant downward price action over a 4-hour timeframe.
· 2026-09-09T21:06:57+00:00If you want to see Base have a REAL Bull Run, a gem like this one MUST run. One of the few leaders the last time there was an alt-season on Base. Now that the extraction fest with LAPTOP is over, there’s liquidity for this to MOON… Something tells me that $CLAWBANK is going
· 2026-09-09T14:21:29+00:00ABD eski başkanın oğlu Hunter Biden’ın çıkardığı $LAPTOP memecoin %98 değer kaybetti.
· 2026-09-09T18:28:50+00:00laptop files, phase2 free mint in 2 minutes mostly all the robinhood collections' holders are in it let's see if this is just another free mint or maybe a cook?
AI visual analysis: A "Mint Laptop Files" interface shows 100/5,000 items minted for Team/Giveaways, with a free mint currently active and a limit of 50 per wallet, though the user is marked as "NOT ELIGIBLE" since none of their 3 wallets can mint. A Whitelist (FCFS) phase is listed as eligible at 11:30 PM GMT+5 with a limit of 1 per wallet, aligning with the post about an upcoming free mint opportunity.
· 2026-09-09T12:32:14+00:00Grabbed 1% of $laptop at these levels
· 2026-09-09T12:54:28+00:00If you bought $LAPTOP thinking it would give you life-changing gains, you're retarded and deserve 0.
AI visual analysis: A financial chart from dexscreener.com shows the LAPTOP/USDC trading pair on Aerodrome, displaying a dramatic price spike and crash with the current price at 2.29B and market cap at 2.29B.
· 2026-09-09T17:21:39+00:00Bad day? Someone bought $198,000 worth of $LAPTOP at $255 It's now worth $2,100 Your day is fine
AI visual analysis: The image shows a GMGN.ai chart of the $LAPTOP token displaying a dramatic price crash from its all-time high of $314.94B down to $1.79B (a ~99% decline), accompanied by two Binance DEX contract interactions where a trader spent 100 USDC to buy approximately 619,000 $LAPTOP tokens at around $255 before the collapse. The image visually illustrates the cautionary tale mentioned in the caption—someone bought a massive amount of $LAPTOP at roughly $255 worth $198,000, only to watch its value plummet to just $2,100, reinforcing the message that even bad crypto days could have been worse.
· 2026-09-09T12:46:44+00:00The Laptop coin just rugged???? Wow, how surprising
AI visual analysis: A screenshot of the "LAPTOP" token (0xb0...ec29) shows a dramatic price crash from a peak above $500B down to $6.51B, with a 550.8% drop over a 4-month period, visually confirming the rug pull mentioned in the post.
· 2026-09-09T12:47:12+00:00if you bought $LAPTOP i'm sorry, but you really deserve to lose money in this industry
AI visual analysis: A TradingView chart showing LARP2R/USD (Market Cap) on Aerodrome, displaying a sharp price spike reaching around 100,000 followed by a steep decline to approximately 2.48, with significant trading volume visible.
· 2026-09-09T13:54:36+00:00Solana trenchers bridging to Base to buy $LAPTOP .
· 2026-09-09T11:11:43+00:00Are you guys brave enough to buy $LAPTOP, the coin that Biden's youngest son just released tonight? Do you still remember the Trump coin? Little Fei reminds everyone not to go all-in.
· 2026-09-09T12:37:40+00:00$LAPTOP doesn't mess around at all, comes out swinging with the cuts right away! Any suckers out there who bought it, big bro? This is way more than Trump PC, man. I reckon it could drop below 1U, hell, even 0.5U is possible.
· 2026-09-09T17:59:15+00:00If you fell for $TRUMP or $LAPTOP you deserve to lose every penny
AI visual analysis: The meme shows a sweating man pressing a button between "Buy $TRUMP" and "Buy $LAPTOP" with the caption "RETARDS," mocking crypto investors who bought into speculative meme coins and ultimately lost money, aligning with the post's sentiment that such buyers deserve their losses.
· 2026-09-09T12:42:31+00:00🚨 Stay Away From $LAPTOP Token Insiders/team members allegedly received $200K–$300K worth of tokens - that’s a huge allocation. Who received them? Apparently, users who subscribed to Hunter through Substack. But here’s the twist : 1–3 days before the claim, hunter team
AI visual analysis: The image displays a blockchain address explorer for the $LAPTOP token, showing a cluster of interconnected wallet addresses with the largest nodes being #1 and #2 (each holding 20.00%) and #5 holding 15.00%—likely representing the insider wallets referenced in the warning. The concentration of supply among just a handful of addresses visually supports the post's claim about heavy insider token allocation among Substack subscribers.
· 2026-09-09T13:01:56+00:00fml i could have dumped my $LAPTOP airdrop for $70k if I had read my emails 20 minutes earlier?! I will never ever get lucky on-chain lmao
AI visual analysis: A cropped screenshot showing an email entry from '[email protected]' with subject 'Introducing LAPTOP - Fo' under a 'Today' header.
· 2026-09-09T13:21:36+00:00gm to everyone except those who bought $laptop but thankyou for the entertainment witnessed from the pumpfun app
AI visual analysis: A crypto trading chart for the meme token $LAPTOP shows a massive pump to ~500b market cap followed by a catastrophic crash down to 2.89b, with a warning that liquidity has been drained—capturing the classic rug pull moment the poster is mocking buyers for falling victim to.
· 2026-09-09T14:34:05+00:00JUST IN: 2.5 HOURS AFTER LAUNCH TRUMP AND BIDEN’S COINS PERFORMED QUITE DIFFERENTLY $TRUMP : +2,700% $LAPTOP: -98%
AI visual analysis: Donald Trump gestures with a clenched fist in front of an American flag backdrop, wearing a dark suit and red tie. The image accompanies news about his cryptocurrency ($TRUMP) surging 2,700% while the parody $LAPTOP coin (referencing the Biden laptop controversy) dropped 98%, highlighting the dramatic divergence between the two politically-themed meme coins shortly after launch.
· 2026-09-09T12:38:49+00:00I bought $LAPTOP at 130B FDV, it surely has room to run at least 10x right Why am I down 98% it surely has to bounce back right Trusting Hunter Biden with our money was always a high IQ move right
AI visual analysis: A cryptocurrency price chart for 'LAPTOP/USDC' showing a drastic decline from a peak above 100B to a current value of 3.60B, representing a drop of 3.97% (-148.83M).
· 2026-09-09T22:01:00+00:00Rapid Fire Chart: $LAPTOP I'll keep it simple. Bearish
AI visual analysis: A candlestick chart of $LAPTOP/USDT on DEXTools.io shows the token's price spiking to roughly $300 before crashing to approximately $1.54, with volume at 14 and a bearish Stochastic RSI reading of 10.71/13.18, visually supporting the "Bearish" call alongside a meme image featuring the Base logo.
· 2026-09-09T16:26:36+00:00If you put $1,000 into Hunter Biden’s $LAPTOP memecoin, you now have $10. 80% of traders got wrecked: - 2 down $100K–$1M - 100 down $10K + - 700 down $1K + A total bloodbath.
AI visual analysis: The image shows a TradingView chart for the LAPTOP/USD memecoin ticker at $2.4274 (-1.68%), displaying a dramatic volume spike followed by a sharp price crash from roughly $360 down to near zero, visually reinforcing the post's claim that the vast majority of traders suffered massive losses after investing in the Hunter Biden-linked memecoin.
· 2026-09-09T17:39:32+00:00help i claimed my hunter biden LAPTOP tokens from being a loyal substack subscriber and now the IRS says I owe them taxes on $450k but they're only worth $4.5k how is this possible
· 2026-09-09T11:47:23+00:00Biden’s LAPTOP launch in 13 minutes on base it seems. Token address: 0xB095274743941e953c746F9C228DA9c18Bb6ec29 $LAPTOP
· 2026-09-09T13:24:05+00:00If you buy $LAPTOP you deserve to lose money Send it to ZERO with speed!
AI visual analysis: A shirtless man with a graying beard stares intensely into the camera with both hands gripping his head in apparent disbelief or frustration, wearing dog tags and a silver watch. The image visually amplifies the post's message about losing money on $LAPTOP, capturing the dramatic emotional reaction of an investor realizing a bad bet, reinforcing the call for the stock to be sent "to ZERO with speed."
· 2026-09-09T18:29:06+00:00Many people lost, but I won. I just made $190K off $LAPTOP. Truth is, in these types of launches you have to get in and out quickly, you cant really hold a relationship with your bag. Thanks @HunterBiden !
AI visual analysis: A GMGN profile screenshot for the trader "LAPTOP" displays a PNL of +$190.9K (+93.46%), with $395.1K sold against $197.4K bought. The image visualizes the poster's claim of making $190K from the $LAPTOP memecoin by trading in and out quickly rather than holding.
· 2026-09-09T13:57:56+00:00Everything you need to know about the $LAPTOP Airdrop The narrative everyone keeps repeating: “an airdrop for TRUMP victims”- isn’t really true. And probably the most important quote comes from Hunter himself: “You should not expect me or anyone else to make this token
AI visual analysis: A promotional banner for the $LAPTOP token airdrop features the text "$LAPTOP" and "TOKEN ALLOCATIONS ARE LIVE - CHECK YOUR ALLOCATION" against a green background decorated with floral patterns and metallic coins displaying a colorful portrait of a man smoking. The accompanying post contextualizes the image by noting that despite popular narratives framing $LAPTOP as "an airdrop for TRUMP victims," creator Hunter emphasizes that no one should expect him or others to make this token—highlighting the speculative nature behind the vibrant promotional design.
· 2026-09-09T13:47:55+00:00If you bought the $LAPTOP memecoin at $100b to 300b marketcqp, this is where your brain is... 😆
· 2026-09-09T13:00:29+00:00If you're in loss at $LAPTOP Congratulations, you deserve this! ❤️
· 2026-09-09T14:32:57+00:00tldr on hunter biden’s $LAPTOP launch… down 99% in under a few hours his “subscribers” each got a $400,000 airdrop which a lot dumped currently sitting at ~$800 MC
AI visual analysis: A TradingView chart of the LAPTOP/USDC memecoin shows a sharp price spike followed by a steep decline, with volume peaking near 110B before crashing to ~$558.90M (~99% down) within hours of launch, visually confirming the post's claim about Hunter Biden's $LAPTOP token collapsing rapidly from its peak.
· 2026-09-09T11:06:45+00:00After you hit a 100x on $LAPTOP
AI visual analysis: A bearded man sleeps peacefully in bed with his eyes closed, appearing completely exhausted after an intense night—humorously capturing the aftermath of a hypothetical 100x gain on the meme coin $LAPTOP.
· 2026-09-09T12:50:44+00:00Hunter Biden’s Substack subscribers got a $64K airdrop worth of $LAPTOP at launch
AI visual analysis: A monthly subscription plan displayed at $10/month offers access to "Where's Hunter?" writings and subscriber-only posts. The image relates to the post by showing the subscription tier that qualifies Hunter Biden's Substack followers for a $LAPTOP token airdrop at launch.
· 2026-09-09T21:44:54+00:00HUNTER BIDEN SAYS $LAPTOP MEMECOIN PRICE HAS “STABILIZED TO HEALTHY LEVELS.”
· 2026-09-09T15:03:12+00:00People trying to compare TRUMP which was only up for 2 days straight to LAPTOP which was up for less than 2 minutes and down for all of eternity Have no idea what they’re doing in crypto and are our exit liquidity be nicer to them
· 2026-09-09T13:31:42+00:00LAPTOP $LAPTOP of the son of former President Joe Biden officially launches But it looks so scammy, Hunter Biden :((( What do you think when the MCAP FDV looks like that but adding LP only has 368K$ Rich family but playing this loses credibility too much, bro, even loses to
AI visual analysis: A screenshot of the DEX Screener trading interface for the token $LAPTOP, showing a chart and market stats with a price of $2.4449 USDC.
· 2026-09-09T15:52:22+00:00INSANE: Hunter Biden’s $LAPTOP token just got absolutely obliterated. Just 30 minutes after launch, it’s down more than 90% from its peak. FDV went from around $111B to below $5B. Over $106B in paper value wiped out in half an hour.
AI visual analysis: The image shows Hunter Biden, son of U.S. President Joe Biden, wearing a dark navy suit, white shirt, and tie, standing outside what appears to be a government building. The image relates to the post about the "$LAPTOP" meme token allegedly associated with Hunter Biden, which crashed more than 90% within 30 minutes of launch, losing over $106 billion in paper value.
· 2026-09-09T16:26:50+00:00Holy shit people are down bad on $LAPTOP
· 2026-09-09T14:21:43+00:00The only ones who passed the IQ test $LAPTOP Hunter Biden's Substack subscribers, one of whom claimed and swapped 427,000 dollars at the top. What madness
AI visual analysis: A blockchain transaction history displays multiple wallet addresses purchasing the meme token $LAPTOP in quick succession, including one claim of 4,276,600,000 tokens (worth 4,276,600 dollars) by wallet "0x210c8aa172f..." and another by "0x4170fa884a...", with several other "Handle Ops" addresses buying 784 tokens worth 784 dollars each, matching the post's reference to a subscriber swapping $427,000 at the top.
· 2026-09-09T02:16:34+00:00Former President Biden's son will launch the $LAPTOP token tonight Lessons from the previous TRUMP MELANIA WLFI that bros need to keep in mind Even the current President doesn't cut it, let alone the son of a former President, right bros? With stuff like this, better to just
AI visual analysis: A webpage screenshot for 'Hunter Biden's Laptop' token (LAPTOP) showing token unlocks, allocation chart, and a placeholder notice.
· 2026-09-09T12:49:24+00:00there's a Polymarket for $LAPTOP traders :) below or above $1b one day after launch ?
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· 2026-09-09T13:07:17+00:00Who’s buying $LAPTOP here?
AI visual analysis: A TradingView chart showing LAPTOP/USDC pair with massive volume bars, displaying 1.70B price with -11.10% decline around 13:00 timeframe.
· 2026-09-09T13:52:30+00:00If your bags were affected due to $LAPTOP launch... then you need to double, triple, quadruple check your bags and conviction plays market played out exactly how i thought and even spoke about on my livestream with fomo on monday this has been the best CT has ever been when it
AI visual analysis: The image shows a cryptocurrency price tracker displaying positions in STONK (up 53.53% at $17,036.16), BLUECHIP (up 2.93% at $11,032.45), CA$H$CAT (up 52.28% at $2,710.74), and 4Stck (up 10.29% at $2,461.29), with all holdings showing significant green gains that align with the post's commentary about a profitable market cycle following the $LAPTOP launch.
· 2026-09-09T13:12:32+00:00$LAPTOP Nobody is surprised.
AI visual analysis: A Dexscreener chart shows the $LAPTOP/USDC market cap on Aerodrome collapsing from a peak near $120B to $1.68B, with trading volume of 19.585K, visually reinforcing the post's mocking jab that "Nobody is surprised" by the token's dramatic crash.
· 2026-09-09T12:08:46+00:00Does Biden's son really take the crypto crowd for idiots? 200B opening price I even thought I misread it Damn it What the fuck, is it gold-plated now? Even gold-plated, it can't be worth 200B, right Whoever plays is an idiot #LAPTOP
AI visual analysis: A TradingView chart showing LAPTOP token (笔记/笔记本电脑) with a price of $270.28 and a market cap of $204.8K, displaying sharp upward green and red price spikes around 20:15. The chart illustrates the satirical meme coin referencing Biden's son, highlighting how its $200B opening market cap listed on GMGN is absurdly disconnected from its actual ~$204K valuation.
· 2026-09-09T12:25:47+00:00🚨 $LAPTOP launched and immediately printed a $144B FDV… with only $48K in the liquidity pool. $48K liquidity. $144 BILLION FDV. Someone explain this timeline to me. 💀 JOIN FREE VIP GROUP : t.me/wiseadvicetrad …
AI visual analysis: The image shows an Arkham Intelligence dashboard displaying on-chain analytics for the token "Hunter Biden's Laptop" ($LAPTOP), priced at $144.96 with a market cap of $4.59B and FDV of $144.96B against minimal liquidity. The data visualization supports the post's claim of an absurd $144B fully diluted valuation paired with negligible liquidity, highlighting the extreme imbalance between the token's perceived market cap and actual trading depth.
· 2026-09-09T13:06:02+00:00🚨 Hunter Biden launches $LAPTOP. 30 minutes later: -96.5% The laptop really came back with a blue screen of death. 😂 JOIN FREE VIP GROUP : t.me/wiseadvicetrad …
AI visual analysis: A TradingView candlestick chart of the $LAPTOP/USDC pair on Aerodrome DEX shows a dramatic -96.73% crash in just 1 hour, with the market cap plummeting to $1.91B from a high near $140B, visualizing the "blue screen of death" joke about Hunter Biden's memecoin launch that collapsed within 30 minutes.
· 2026-09-09T13:08:06+00:00lowkey funny that $LAPTOP launched on @base
· 2026-09-09T13:28:02+00:00$LAPTOP This wave of hype has brought some attention to the BASE chain, with plenty of people just watching the show. For these new Meme coins, there's no rush to judge how far they can go—first, see how volume and funds pick their direction. The market will price $LAPTOP!
AI visual analysis: A logo and announcement for 'CoinW' cryptocurrency exchange advertising a 'New Futures, Spot Pair Live Now' and 'Global First Listing'.
· 2026-09-09T11:37:00+00:00🚀 Hunter Biden's LAPTOP token launches Wednesday on Base, tying 30% of supply to 30 Polymarket event contracts, including a Trump impeachment market. Full tokenomics:
· 2026-09-09T18:02:06+00:00If you bought $LAPTOP You're a fucking idiot
AI visual analysis: A screenshot of the "$LAPTOP" cryptocurrency token shows a market cap of $1.9B, up 87.3%, with a chart depicting a massive pump followed by a crash down to $1.87B. The image illustrates the post's mocking message to those who bought the token, showing a sharp price spike that quickly collapsed—suggesting buyers likely lost money on a classic pump-and-dump.
· 2026-09-09T10:16:30+00:00Don't rush to buy There are a lot of sniper bots Wait until it stabilizes before checking again $LAPTOP The countdown has begun!
AI visual analysis: A cryptocurrency trading interface in Chinese displaying a token named 'LAPTOP' with zero price, a liquidity pool of $22,511, 24 holders, and a countdown timer.
· 2026-09-09T14:38:34+00:00You guys bought $LAPTOP instead of taking the next 100x from nexo? Some people don’t like money 🤣
· 2026-09-09T07:03:57+00:00🚨 $LAPTOP hasn’t launched and people are already betting on whether it hits $1 BILLION FDV. Polymarket currently gives it a 10% chance. It has a 72% chance of crossing $100M FDV one day after launch. Drop your Day 1 FDV target. JOIN FREE VIP GROUP : t.me/wiseadvicetrad …
AI visual analysis: A Polymarket prediction page displays betting odds for "$LAPTOP FDV above ___ one day after launch?" across various market cap thresholds, showing 99% odds at $10M, 96% at $25M, 72% at $100M, and just 11% at $1B. The image visually supports the post's claim that traders are speculating on LAPTOP's FDV potential before its launch, with the $1B market showing only a 10-11% probability.
· 2026-09-09T08:16:19+00:00$LAPTOP PUMP & DUMP 🚨
AI visual analysis: The image shows a news headline from The National News Desk dated December 23, 2025, with the title "Hunter Biden says he has no clue how to pay off his $15 million debt," written by Charlotte Hazard. The accompanying post appears to mock or critique the story with a satirical tone, possibly suggesting skepticism about the credibility of news coverage related to Hunter Biden by referencing the "$15 million" figure and implying it may be inflated or manipulated content.
· 2026-09-09T12:05:27+00:00Biden's son's coin surges to a market cap of hundreds of billions, snipers all wiped out, hot favorites are doomed to die! $LAPTOP
AI visual analysis: A screenshot showing "$434.18B" in large white text alongside the Chinese characters "价格" (meaning "price") and the partial value "$434.1", likely depicting the market capitalization of the $LAPTOP meme coin referenced in the post.
· 2026-09-09T14:58:54+00:00I traced pre-launch $LAPTOP allocation into a sales wallet that generated 2,340,683.504496 USDC after visible USDC deductions. Separately, 2 connected claim wallets sold their claimed tokens for 647,428.934787 USDC. The evidence
AI visual analysis: A graphic titled "ON-CHAIN INVESTIGATION: $LAPTOP — FOLLOW THE MONEY: Allocations. Claims. Sales." features a colorful mosaic-style portrait of a man smoking a cigarette, credited to @MastrXYZ, visually framing the on-chain analysis that traced pre-launch $LAPTOP allocations and post-claim token sales totaling over 2.98 million USDC.
· 2026-09-09T15:16:39+00:00🔥The $LAPTOP coin of the son of the former US president got scammed right after listing There wasn't even the slightest FOMO wave
AI visual analysis: The same split image as before: a LAPTOP/USDC crypto price chart declining sharply next to a photo of two men in suits, one in a space-themed jacket.
· 2026-09-09T15:59:00+00:00Honestly, with @BundleCatAI / MOSH on @ponsdotfamily , something like $LAPTOP probably won’t happen again. It’s obviously not a magic bullet for every token launch. Distribution, narrative, and liquidity still matter. But it meaningfully raises the bar: stronger fairness against
AI visual analysis: An infographic titled 'MOSH / BUN - The Liquidity Swarm' by ELIS_DEFI explaining how Pons and Mosh create market-making infrastructure, featuring a cat samurai illustration.
· 2026-09-09T13:07:04+00:00An hour ago this guy allegedly bought $200,000 worth of $LAPTOP It's worth now less than $5k
AI visual analysis: The image shows a Base network wallet dashboard displaying a user (85Cf8D) with two large buy orders for $LAPTOP—purchased at $98,505 and $99,500 USD with USDC, totaling around $200,000. Their current wallet holdings show 919.4179 $LAPTOP tokens now valued at just $4.5884 each (~$4,217), illustrating a roughly 98% loss on the trades.
· 2026-09-09T10:46:50+00:00a guide on how you can snipe (buy) $laptop automatically the moment it launches, even while you sleep link: t.me/based_eth_bot? … join my tg: t.me/clickurs
· 2026-09-09T15:45:00+00:00Wintermute has sold more than $2M worth of $LAPTOP already Source: @onchainlens
AI visual analysis: The image is a screenshot from OnchainLens showing a wallet tracker for the address starting with 0x4B3F (Wintermute 2.0), with the token "LAPTOP" prominently featured at the top. It displays Wintermute's recent transactions selling LAPTOP (totaling around $820.9K), along with a price chart showing the token declining to an average sell price of $0.4008, and the wallet's current holdings (1.95 ETH, $14.2M total profit at +77.72%). This data supports the post's claim that Wintermute has sold more than $2M worth of $LAPTOP, evidenced by the multiple "Wintermute: Not Wallet" sell transactions visible in the transfer history.
· 2026-09-09T14:27:43+00:00Anyone that lost money on $laptop should no longer be able to make financial decisions for themselves.
AI visual analysis: A mobile trading app screenshot shows the $LAPTOP token at $1.99, down 97.46% ($76.69) over 4 hours with a $1.9B market cap, illustrating the post's mockery of investors who suffered massive losses on the meme coin.
· 2026-09-09T11:45:22+00:00sneak peek revealed. mint details. wallet checker. soon. collabs are open. tag who deserves it.
AI visual analysis: A regal cartoon king with a golden crown, yellow beard, red sunglasses, and a cigarette lounges inside a stained-glass window frame adorned with flowers. The image aligns with the post's NFT teaser, offering a colorful "sneak peek" preview that fits the minting reveal and collaborative drop announcement.
· 2026-09-09T11:35:07+00:00what if the controversy itself becomes the product? hunter biden has spent years being defined by the $LAPTOP story. now he’s taking that same story and turning it into a meme with $LAPTOP. rodney sees it as a natural evolution of hunter’s online persona: instead of fighting
· 2026-09-09T15:46:13+00:00pov : that guy who bought $LAPTOP and still deposited on world
· 2026-09-09T12:08:09+00:00Crazy, crazy, Biden's son's token at $200 Total market cap $200 billion, holy crap $laptop
· 2026-09-09T10:58:18+00:00$LAPTOP for Laptop users ? 🤔
· 2026-09-09T11:34:25+00:00$LAPTOP LIVE TODAY ON BASE Hunter Biden turned the most infamous laptop in US politics into a memecoin. 2019: laptop left at a Delaware repair shop. 2020: New York Post drops the files weeks before the election. 2026: he posts @Laptoptoken September 9. Token launches on
AI visual analysis: A Twitter post from @Laptoptoken announces the $LAPTOP memecoin's official contract address (0xB095274743941e953c746F9C228DA9c18Bb6ec29) on Base, including disclaimers that it represents no equity and warning of volatility and impersonators, concluding with an "END OF THREAD" notice.
· 2026-09-09T11:29:01+00:00Is the tax on the coin posted by Biden's son that high? On Ave, it shows a 30-minute countdown to release $LAPTOP
AI visual analysis: The image shows a trading interface for the "LAPTOP" cryptocurrency token (contract 0xb095274743941e953c746f9c228da9c18bb6ec29), displaying key stats like a $5M market cap, $0 liquidity, 27 holders, and a current tax of 7.50% for both buy and sell, with a 30-minute countdown showing release odds ranging from 30.0% down to 0.9%. This relates to the post about Biden's son's "Laptop" coin by visualizing the gamble-style token release mechanics where users bet on whether taxes will be lifted, with the tax metrics confirming the high tax burden mentioned.
· 2026-09-09T22:26:00+00:00I lost everything. Every dollar I had, every coin I held, it’s all gone. $LAPTOP finished me. I can’t do this anymore. The scams, the dumping, the lies it’s all too much. My wife left, she took the kids, and I’m left with nothing. Maybe I’ll come back one day, maybe I won’t.
AI visual analysis: A TradingView candlestick chart for $LAPTOP/USDC shows a massive pump and dump, with the price surging to a high of $59.10M before collapsing to $45.95M (down 2.97%) on 15.676K volume. The dramatic price spike and sharp decline visually corroborates the poster's account of devastating losses to the token.
· 2026-09-09T11:58:12+00:00$LAPTOP has something most memecoins don’t: built in catalysts tied to real world events. rodney points out that 30% of the supply is linked to pre programmed predictions, with tokens burned if they happen and sent to charity if they don’t. with plenty of predictions already
· 2026-09-09T12:30:47+00:00$LAPTOP | @Laptoptoken is live now on BASE! 0xB095274743941e953c746F9C228DA9c18Bb6ec29 Just as I expected, the chart hit a $100B market cap within the first few minutes due to the massive hype surrounding the launch! I don't think it's a good idea to participate in
AI visual analysis: The image displays trading data for the $LAPTOP/USDC token pair on the Aerodrome DEX (Base network), showing a current price of $90.91, with a $31.82B market cap and $90.91B FDV, which contrasts with the post's claim of a "$100B market cap" while the dashboard illustrates the speculative metrics behind such high-valuation token launches.
· 2026-09-09T13:26:37+00:00Hunter Bidens meme coin $LAPTOP dumped 99% in the first 60 minutes since the launch 📉 And it will dump another 99% from here
· 2026-09-09T18:59:14+00:00If you invested $100,000 in Hunter Biden's crypto memecoin $LAPTOP today, you would now have $1000
AI visual analysis: Hunter Biden appears in a navy blue suit with an American flag pin, captured in a serious expression that contrasts with the post's ironic commentary about the dramatic 99% loss in value of the $LAPTOP memecoin named after his infamous laptop scandal.
· 2026-09-09T12:06:00+00:00LAPTOP is trading at $225b marketcap who’s gonna be buying at these levels
AI visual analysis: The image shows DexScreener stats for the LAPTOP token on Velodrome, displaying a market cap of $225.69B, a price of $225.7 (+451.3K%), and $4.45M in volume. This visually supports the post's claim that LAPTOP has reached a $225B market cap, highlighting the absurdity of such a valuation for what is likely a meme token.
· 2026-09-09T13:47:21+00:00Everyone's talking about Laptop. I only got to know today that it's a token. So y'all got rugged? Or still waiting to be rugged?
· 2026-09-09T21:56:47+00:00Guy who lost $5,000 on $LAPTOP would like you to know that you are stupid for wanting to spend a $2,000 on a real iPhone
· 2026-09-09T10:54:28+00:00Biden's son @Laptoptoken issued the token $LAPTOP, which is launching tonight on the Base chain! 0xB095274743941e953c746F9C228DA9c18Bb6ec29 Do you think it will get listed on a top-tier exchange?
· 2026-09-09T10:03:44+00:00GM Everyone ☀️ $LAPTOP launches today What’s your plan for the launch: Trade early, wait for price discovery, or sit this one out?
AI visual analysis: A cute animated chick wearing a safari hat with a fish pin and magnifying glass accessory sits in a hot air balloon basket, peering through binoculars at a vast sunrise landscape of rolling hills, valleys, and mist, while clouds in the sky form the letters "GM," perfectly setting a cheerful and adventurous tone for the "$LAPTOP launches today" announcement as it visually invites viewers to scope out their trading strategy for the new token.
· 2026-09-09T12:33:53+00:00Damn it, didn't check the market cap, saw it launch and just bought in. $LAPTOP You're fucking trash, aren't you? 0xb095274743941e953c746f9c228da9c18bb6ec29
AI visual analysis: Mobile crypto wallet screen showing a 'LAPTOP' token balance of 1.36204 (≈ $34.52) with an unrealized loss of -$90.19 (-72.32%) and a recent swap history.
· 2026-09-09T12:11:39+00:00$LAPTOP launched at $136 billion It dumped to $69 million and went back to $200 billion are you buying or not?
· 2026-09-09T13:08:47+00:00🚨 JUST IN: Hunter Biden’s memecoin $LAPTOP is now down 90% from its peak.
AI visual analysis: A man in a navy suit with an American flag lapel pin is shown in a close-up portrait against a light-colored stone background. The image appears to relate to the post about Hunter Biden's $LAPTOP memecoin decline, suggesting the man pictured is Hunter Biden.
· 2026-09-09T14:21:22+00:00went through the wallets that aped $LAPTOP and it's a graveyard. so hunter's laptop is now running an IQ test on its own holders. five sums, ten seconds each. i failed on purpose to see the diagnosis and it's brutal 😭 pass = worthy of $LARPTOP. fail = $LAPTOP holder. that's the
AI visual analysis: A screenshot of “IQ_test.exe” shows a timed test for $LAPTOP holders, with buttons “6” and “7” visible beneath an error popup reading “DIAGNOSIS: $LAPTOP holder. score 0/5. you may still recover.” It illustrates the post’s joke that holders who fail the five-sums-in-ten-seconds challenge are dismissed as merely “$LAPTOP holder” rather than worthy of $LARPTOP.
· 2026-09-09T12:41:18+00:00if you bought the Hunter Biden coin you should be mechanically recycled into mulch
· 2026-09-09T13:02:06+00:00Bro, is $LAPTOP still holding up? 😂 Really sad for that dude who aped in right at the peak of this memecoin Just launched on Base, LAPTOP rocketed to ATH over $100B Then not even an hour later… rug pulled hard back to $1.6B Just waiting for Trump's clapback post now, bros
AI visual analysis: A blurry screenshot of a Facebook comment thread featuring Vietnamese text on a dark mode interface.
· 2026-09-09T12:11:25+00:00LAPTOP be wicking towards $69m fdv and going back upwards to $200b fdv
AI visual analysis: A TradingView chart displays a 15-minute candlestick for the LAPTOP/USDC pair, showing a dramatic single-candle spike where trading volume of 69.42M briefly pushed the fully diluted valuation toward $350.00B before pulling back down to the $69.42M FDV level marked on the right axis, visually capturing the extreme volatility referenced in the post.
· 2026-09-09T01:19:07+00:00【Breaking News】 Tokenomics of the meme coin "LAPTOP" issued by former President Biden's son revealed
· 2026-09-09T11:52:20+00:00Today on @RobinhoodApp WL free mint. First 777 drop wallets
· 2026-09-09T05:50:22+00:00🚨 The story around $LAPTOP is loud. But the part I’m watching isn’t the narrative. It’s the supply. Reports show the launch wallets are holding an extremely large share of the supply, with roughly 97.8% reportedly sitting across 3 Safe wallets. That means the real test comes
· 2026-09-09T14:06:12+00:00I can finally admit I bought $LAPTOP
· 2026-09-09T11:05:19+00:00After Buying $LAPTOP Traders be like
AI visual analysis: A cartoon image of a dark-skinned character in a blue shirt aggressively sharpening a knife with a serious expression.
· 2026-09-09T12:42:47+00:00LAPTOP has dumped from 53 trillion to 3.5 billion. congrats if you lost money.
AI visual analysis: A TradingView chart shows the LAPTOP token experiencing a massive pump-and-dump, with its market cap plummeting from $53T (peaking near $50T on the y-axis) down to $3.3B, representing a -27.28% drop in 24 hours at a price of $3.39—visually confirming the post's lament about the collapse from 53 trillion to 3.5 billion.
· 2026-09-09T19:12:03+00:00I’m glad I didn’t post the $LAPTOP coin on our account. I'm very sorry for $LAPTOP INVESTORS
AI visual analysis: A bright red, jagged downward-trending arrow dominates a dark grid background, symbolizing a sharp market crash or steep price decline. This visual reinforces the post's apology to $LAPTOP investors, illustrating the severe drop in the coin's value.
· 2026-09-09T17:51:47+00:00Biden's son's coin $LAPTOP puts on a live epic crash to zero, peaking at 8293390347387961, with the K-line already drawn as a straight line K-line straight to gmgn.ai/base/token/Mjh … This chart, you'll never break even in your next next next lifetime Global scientists'
AI visual analysis: A screenshot of the $LAPTOP token chart shows a price of **$141.93**, up **3,924.66%**, with a dramatic vertical collapse from approximately **8,293,390,347,387,961**. The nearly straight K-line illustrates the post’s claim of an “epic crash to zero,” implying virtually no chance of breaking even.
· 2026-09-09T18:23:39+00:00Hunter Biden launched LAPTOP to help TRUMP holders But now LAPTOP holders need a help
AI visual analysis: A trading chart displays the LAPTOP/USD pair on a 15-minute timeframe, showing a dramatic price spike to approximately 220 followed by a sharp crash to 1.4579, with a small +5.61% gain. The steep pump-and-dump pattern visualized on the chart illustrates the post's commentary about LAPTOP token holders needing help after its volatile price collapse.
· 2026-09-09T09:00:14+00:00The day is finally here… Hunter Biden is reportedly launching a memecoin called $LAPTOP today, September 9. The token's name references the scandal involving leaked data from his laptop. Total supply: 1 billion tokens - with 30% reportedly kept for himself, while another
AI visual analysis: The image shows a screenshot of a verified X (formerly Twitter) post from Hunter Biden (@HunterBiden) dated September 9, containing only the text "$LAPTOP," seemingly announcing the launch of a new memecoin referenced in the accompanying post.
· 2026-09-09T17:55:32+00:00My wallet after selling my $LAPTOP airdrops
![Crypto wallet app showing account 'Gandalf 0069' with a balance of $883,700,373,197,2[5], up $6.69, featuring Send, Receive, Swap, and Buy buttons, with a banner ad for 'bStocks now live, 0% fees'.](https://api.cryptitalk.com/reddit-image/809731aa1dc7a3ee3efd116be7a0995fb8ede96cfde8e63cf168c00387ca19a0.jpg)
AI visual analysis: Crypto wallet app showing account 'Gandalf 0069' with a balance of $883,700,373,197,2[5], up $6.69, featuring Send, Receive, Swap, and Buy buttons, with a banner ad for 'bStocks now live, 0% fees'.
· 2026-09-09T17:24:26+00:00It's incredible how similar these 3 charts look $LAPTOP $MELANIA $TRUMP
AI visual analysis: Three TradingView charts display crypto token price action on decentralized exchanges (DEX) on the Ethereum and Solana networks, showing volatile spikes and declines with green and red candlesticks.
· 2026-09-09T12:36:32+00:00. @HunterBiden Every subscriber to Substack can claim 4276 $LAPTOP tokens through the website At its peak, a single token was worth $128, and even when it's trading sideways at 100U, it can still be sold for about 430,000 USD This has got to be the highest-value airdrop for a
AI visual analysis: A screenshot of a social media post from 'Hunter Biden's Laptop' (@Laptoptoken) written in Chinese, directing Substack subscribers to visit Laptoptoken.com to claim a page using their subscription email.
· 2026-09-09T12:30:49+00:00$LAPTOP: $245 → $20 in a matter of minutes Do you even realize the scale of what’s happening? I skipped it as soon as I saw the market cap. Hope none of you bought in at those prices. 10% discount on trading fees - fomo.family/r/chikchirik95
AI visual analysis: A fomo.family trading chart for token $LAPTOP (0xD905...8dC09) shows a massive price collapse from $245 to $20 within minutes, with the candlestick visualization displaying a sharp vertical drop around 12:00 UTC on the 5-minute timeframe, illustrating the post's warning about the token's dramatic value loss.
· 2026-09-09T02:37:04+00:00Twas the night before $laptop…😅 May God be with u all
· 2026-09-09T21:57:13+00:00If you bought $LAPTOP today, you weren’t the problem. You were the liquidity the airdrop was waiting for.
· 2026-09-09T12:33:43+00:00The $LAPTOP play of that former US President Biden's kid has launched already, even though it's dumped quite a bit, still sitting at an $8 billion market cap - Oh well, guess I'll just hand over the riches to the bros, this Macana virtual play is the real deal... the price is
AI visual analysis: A trading chart on a dark interface showing 'LAPTOP/USDC' with a price of 7.93B, down 15.47%, displaying candlestick patterns over a 5-minute timeframe.
· 2026-09-09T12:45:08+00:00Hunter Biden’s $LAPTOP launched and here’s what CT is saying about it 👇 Basically the celebrity memecoin playbook with the volume turned all the way up. ➟ Pre-launch backlash and hundreds of copycats ➟ Fake volume and extreme concentration ➟ 30% founder allocation with no
AI visual analysis: The image displays a trading chart and metrics for the $LAPTOP/USDC memecoin on the Base network via Aerodrome, showing a price of $10.79 and a market cap of $3.77B at 03:48B, with a dramatic chart depicting a sharp peak followed by a steep crash, illustrating the volatile "celebrity memecoin playbook" with extreme volume and concentration mentioned in the post.
· 2026-09-09T12:39:06+00:00It's amazing that you can earn over a million dollars with this. An area only the winners of the fierce BOT battles can access, $LAPTOP
AI visual analysis: A TradingView chart displays a stock called 'LAPTOP' showing a dramatic price decline from highs to 12.10, representing a -15.83% change in a very short time window (06:05-06:30).
· 2026-09-09T13:38:03+00:00Just watched @Shilllin make $14M sniping Hunter Biden’s $LAPTOP token. It is confirmed that he used advanced alien technology. The state of the art A.i giga chad sniper nano 1000X moon soon super sonic kaboom.
· 2026-09-09T14:19:09+00:00Thinking this guy may have mislead us. It’s over, I lost it all. I full ported at $100B market cap, all I saw was clean air to $1T for LAPTOP, now I’m forced to hold. I can’t believe you did this to me Hunter, at least I still have your paintings. They’ve holding value
AI visual analysis: The screenshot displays a cryptocurrency trading chart for the token LAPTOP/USDC, showing its price at $2.398321 with a market cap of $2.40B, liquidity of $470K, and supply of 1000M. The accompanying post humorously laments a dramatic loss on this token, as the chart's price action illustrates—LAPTOP surged to roughly $500 before crashing to near zero, aligning with the poster's despair of "full porting" at a $100B market cap only to be left holding worthless bags.
· 2026-09-09T12:17:56+00:00Ghost $LAPTOP, launch soon FDV 144B$, Mcap 50B$ but Liq only 49k$. Fee Gas on BASE chain up to 30$ Bros who play memes a lot can tell from the Liq, pretty scary stuff. Bros with deep pockets can go for it, this play doesn't smell right to me, I'll pass it to the bros NFA,
AI visual analysis: A screenshot of the $LAPTOP token page on Aerodrome (Base) shows a $144.33 price, $144.33B FDV, $50.51B market cap, and only $49K liquidity. The highlighted figures illustrate the post’s warning that extremely low liquidity and Base gas fees of up to $30 make the launch look risky (“NFA”).
· 2026-09-09T02:35:21+00:00$LAPTOP: Hunter Biden promised a 20% airdrop. we read the fine print. it's 2%. the dirt you're going to want to read this wormwtf.substack.com/p/hunter-biden …
AI visual analysis: A vibrant mosaic-style portrait shows Hunter Biden in a purple suit with a small American flag pin, set against a lush jungle backdrop featuring a leopard, visually symbolizing the "wild" or predatory nature of his crypto scheme highlighted in the post about the discrepancy between a promised 20% airdrop and the actual 2%.
· 2026-09-09T12:22:32+00:002 different traders bought $12k and $3k worth of LAPTOP tokens respectively at $300 billion marketcap
AI visual analysis: The image shows a transaction table with two recent buys, where trader "1df4e1" spent $12,230 and trader "622646" spent $2,953, both purchasing tokens at approximately $296.53–$296.60 each within the last 13 minutes. These trades correspond to the post about two traders acquiring $12k and $3k worth of LAPTOP tokens at a $300 billion marketcap.
· 2026-09-09T15:51:28+00:00$1,000 in Hunter Biden's crypto memecoin $LAPTOP today, is now $10. the dirt wormwtf.substack.com/p/hunter-biden …
· 2026-09-09T13:42:36+00:00BIDEN’S $LAPTOP is about to launch… and CT is already staring at the meme instead of the supply. 1B tokens. ~35% unlocked at launch. Founder allocation. Future vesting. Could it send? Absolutely. Could most buyers become exit liquidity just as fast? Also yes. My take: the
AI visual analysis: The image shows a screenshot from "COMMUNITY MOD" titled "BIDEN'S $LAPTOP IS COMING," displaying key details including "Launched on September 9, 2026," "Deployed on the Base chain," and "Supply capped at 1B $LAPTOP," alongside dashboard panels showing holder distribution metrics. The post and image together promote the upcoming launch of a meme coin called "$LAPTOP," using the dramatic framing of presidential laptop lore while flagging the tokenomics concerns of high initial unlocks and founder vesting schedules.
· 2026-09-09T11:34:38+00:00🌱 New Pair: KOL nyhrox just bought $3.6K of $Laptop at $182.73K MC 🧠
· 2026-09-09T22:02:43+00:00JUST IN: Hunter Biden says he has not made a "single dollar" on his crypto memecoin $LAPTOP
AI visual analysis: The image shows the classic cartoon character Pinocchio with his iconic elongated nose, which humorously illustrates the post's reference to Hunter Biden's claim about not profiting from his $LAPTOP memecoin—implying his statement is as believable as Pinocchio's nose would suggest a lie.
· 2026-09-09T12:36:03+00:00$LAPTOP HOLDERS 💀
· 2026-09-09T12:19:11+00:00P young guns say on their lips who would rush in, but once they buy, it's 100 $ETH🙃 Address 0xa50…8282f bought 9,124.19 $LAPTOP at an average price of $27.383 right at launch, spending $250,000; now sold nearly 93% of the position at $140.48, with total profits exceeding $1.04
AI visual analysis: The image shows a 4-hour price chart for the LAPTOP token, which spiked to $315.39 shortly after launch before crashing and settling around $140.48. The chart visualizes the trading activity of wallet 0xa5...282f, who bought 9,124.19 LAPTOP at an average price of $27.383 with $250K and has since sold nearly all holdings for $1.19M, locking in over $1.04M (415.8%) in realized profits.
· 2026-09-09T17:45:41+00:00hunter Biden after rugging you all on on $laptop do you feel haunted??
AI visual analysis: The image shows a Pump.fun token page for "Join Campaign" with the ticker $laptop, displaying 10,994 total participants and a market cap of 46,203.10, with zero buys and 7M sells. The post mocks the token as a rug pull, referencing its title "Reach Milestones and Unlock More Prize Pool" while highlighting the stark contrast between participants and the fully unlocked 100,000 ZARMI prize pool.
· 2026-09-09T12:06:00+00:00if you ape $LAPTOP after seeing what happened to $TRUMP you are beyond saving
· 2026-09-09T12:46:09+00:00Top10 97%, phishing wallet 96%, $LAPTOP is even more ruthless than the Trump family—does the US president have any chance left? gmgn.ai/base/token/C7K …
AI visual analysis: A crypto trading app screenshot shows the $LAPTOP token on what appears to be GMGN (gmgn.ai), priced at $5.04B (up 32.58%), with Top10 holders controlling 97.08% and the top sniper wallet holding 96.94%, illustrating the extreme concentration and rug-pull risk referenced in the post questioning its legitimacy.
· 2026-09-09T12:26:37+00:00a wallet, presumably controlled by a sniper bot bought $15k worth of LAPTOP tokens at $300 billion marketcap seems someone forgot to include a “max mc/fdv when coding the sniper bot”
AI visual analysis: A transaction table displays a single trade where wallet 12E60B spent $14,929 USD to purchase LAPTOP tokens at a price of $295.2040 just 19 minutes ago, illustrating the alleged sniper bot purchase at an extreme market cap as described in the post.
· 2026-09-09T13:20:14+00:00💻 FIRST IN THE MARKET: $LAPTOP @Laptoptoken has LANDED on #Bitrue Spot! @HunterBiden 💥 $LAPTOP/USDT is NOW LIVE! Trade Now: bitrue.com/trade/laptop_u …
AI visual analysis: Bitrue Spot announces a new listing for "Hunter Biden's Laptop (LAPTOP)" token, featuring a mosaic-style portrait of Hunter Biden on a metallic coin design with a "Coming Soon" tag, marking the token's debut on the exchange as part of Bitrue's 8th Anniversary celebration.
· 2026-09-09T14:28:23+00:00$LAPTOP today. Something else tomorrow. Memes come and go. Culture and community is what survives. That’s the thesis behind $nSTOCKS.
· 2026-09-09T12:30:07+00:00Crypto traders seeing $LAPTOP after surviving $TRUMP
· 2026-09-09T13:16:19+00:00Can't wait for @cobie to wake up today and try to explain why he was all over the timeline fighting for $LAPTOP and Hunter Biden when everyone else knew it was going to be shit.
· 2026-09-09T14:45:00+00:00Did you pass the $LAPTOP IQ test or ended up buying the top?
· 2026-09-09T16:52:06+00:00When someone approaches me trying to sell me Hunter Biden’s memecoin $LAPTOP
· 2026-09-09T03:50:38+00:00In an ideal world, everyone goes to the $LAPTOP site tomorrow And it's just a video from @HunterBiden saying the whole thing was fake and performance art That as a recovering addict, he understands the temptation we felt well and wanted to give us a reality check that we
AI visual analysis: A man in a dark suit, white shirt, and navy tie addresses the camera indoors, with a small U.S. flag pin and a faint “20” watermark visible.
· 2026-09-09T12:29:39+00:00I believe no one would put their money into this $LAPTOP
AI visual analysis: A cryptocurrency trading chart for the ticker LAPTOP showing a price of $27.25 with a 24H change of +3,766.66%, displaying an extreme vertical candlestick spike on the 4-hour price graph.
· 2026-09-09T12:37:00+00:00OH SHIT someone bought $124,000 worth of LAPTOP tokens at $316 billion fdv money gone💀
AI visual analysis: A crypto tracking interface shows a single transaction where trader "146040" purchased $124.59K worth of "TXN" tokens at a price of $316.3497 within the last 30 minutes. This aligns with the post describing a $124,000 LAPTOP token buy, with the tickers TXN and LAPTOP likely referring to the same meme coin trade shown on the dashboard.
· 2026-09-09T13:12:26+00:00Addresses profiting over $647,000 from the $LAPTOP airdrop may belong to @safe architect @FloB_Safe 🤨 40 minutes ago, two addresses each claimed 4,276 tokens from the @HunterBiden Substack subscriber airdrop contract, then sold them separately for $404,000 and $243,000 The two
AI visual analysis: The image displays a blockchain transaction tracker (Arkham) showing suspicious wallet activity linked to the $LAPTOP airdrop, where address 0x8DAC47d2cDe81DCE7e3d2683... sent 0.02 ETH (~$50.01) to 0xc275c088765b73d2308965E7..., which then transferred 404.24K USDC (~$404.25K) to the known @FloB_Safe address. This visually confirms the post's claim that two addresses profited over $647,000 from the LAPTOP airdrop and that one of the destination wallets is tied to Safe architect FloB_Safe.
· 2026-09-09T13:38:33+00:00They called $LAPTOP a “fair launch.” Meanwhile, subscribers claimed thousands of tokens for free and dumped on everyone. 98% down in minutes. This is exactly why you never blindly trust “fair launch” narratives.
AI visual analysis: A financial candlestick chart showing a sharp decline with red and teal candles, ending at a low value highlighted as 784.16M, with a previous level marked at 1.64B.
· 2026-09-09T12:27:38+00:00Lmaooo $LAPTOP What a good coin it is.. 50B in market cap and 500k in liquidity 😂😂😭 Everywhere it’s only red Glad I stayed off this another skem token Buy $STONK and Stonk memes and be happy😂
· 2026-09-09T12:46:28+00:00$LAPTOP | @HunterBiden Everything I was expecting happened much faster than I expected! Here is just how ordinary and immoral many of the celebrities we see in the media actually are:
AI visual analysis: The image shows a cryptocurrency trading page for the $LAPTOP/USDC token pair on Aerodrome (Base), displaying a price of $3.28, liquidity of $659K, market cap of $1.15B, and FDV of $3.28B, with the token's tagline "RECLAIM THE NARRATIVE." The page represents the trading token tied to the referenced post about Hunter Biden's claims regarding media celebrities.
· 2026-09-09T18:03:33+00:00You may not have huge capital to own $LAPTOP, but you can still take a position on where its valuation could go. $LAPTOP has officially launched, and I found a @trylimitless prediction market tracking whether its FDV will be above different levels one day after launch. $10M →
AI visual analysis: A prediction market interface for $LAPTOP showing FDV (fully diluted valuation) brackets of $10M, $25M, $50M, and $100M one day after launch, with overwhelmingly bullish "YES" probabilities ranging from 96-99.9% across all tiers. The image visualizes the post's point that retail users can speculate on $LAPTOP's valuation trajectory via @trylimitless even without holding the token directly.
· 2026-09-09T16:33:40+00:00If you invested $10,000 in Hunter Biden's crypto memecoin $LAPTOP today, you would now have $100
AI visual analysis: A smiling man in a navy suit and patterned tie is pictured in what appears to be a formal indoor setting with floral arrangements in the background. The image is paired with a post mocking the rapid devaluation of the LAPTOP memecoin associated with Hunter Biden's name, using his likeness to highlight the joke.
· 2026-09-09T15:30:01+00:00$LAPTOP is now on CoinW. So, what price are you expecting to see? Drop your guess below
· 2026-09-09T15:07:54+00:00$LAPTOP JUST COLLAPSED 98% AFTER LAUNCH. Hunter Biden’s memecoin went from hype to near-total wipeout within minutes. Another celebrity coin. Another liquidity extraction. Retail never learns.
AI visual analysis: A Bitcoin/U.S. Dollar weekly Bitstamp chart from late 2024 through 2025 marks several memecoin collapses—including $LIBRA, $YZY, "STRUMP + $MELANIA," and $LAPTOP (Sept. 9th)—with red arrows showing how each hyped launch was followed by sharp Bitcoin pullbacks. The annotations illustrate the pattern referenced in the post: celebrity/launchpad memecoins like $LAPTOP spectacularly crashed nearly 98% shortly after debut, repeatedly extracting liquidity and leaving retail traders holding the bag.
· 2026-09-09T14:07:10+00:00BREAKING: Every $LAPTOP holder on @fomo have a negative PnL
· 2026-09-09T12:31:35+00:00hey @HunterBiden wish you had done a slow rug pull lol you're the first person to pull off a rug pull so amateurishly It crashed even harder every time I tried to take a screenshot ahahaha ggs $LAPTOP
AI visual analysis: A 1-second GMGN chart for the LAPTOP token shows a sharp crash from an all-time high of $314.94B down to $27.29B, with red arrows highlighting the steep decline. The token price is shown as $27.47B with a market cap of $247.47B, illustrating the chaotic volatility referenced in the caption's mockery of an amateurish rug pull.
· 2026-09-09T14:28:47+00:00THIS IS INSANE Hunter Biden's memecoin, $LAPTOP crashed 98% within minutes of its launch. It was supposed to compensate the $TRUMP losers 🤔🤔
AI visual analysis: The photo on the left displays a candlestick chart showing the $LAPTOP/USDC trading pair crashing dramatically from highs around 700 to a low of approximately 4.62, with the price highlighted in red at 4.6190, while the right side shows two men wearing sunglasses walking outdoors. The image visualizes the post's claim that Hunter Biden's $LAPTOP memecoin experienced a 98% crash shortly after launch.
· 2026-09-09T07:04:38+00:00GM. Happy Hump Day! Hunter Biden launching $LAPTOP today while Robinhood Chain / $PONS, $ZEC and $BTC are all doing their own thing... quite the timeline today ➜ $BTC knocking on $80K. ➜ $ZEC suddenly everywhere. ➜ $PONS still pushing the
· 2026-09-09T07:34:00+00:00$LAPTOP and "predictions" criteria - pay attention. 30% of $LAPTOP (300M tokens) is tied to 30 events. A Democrat wins in 2028. Bitcoin makes a new high. $LAPTOP’s FDV passes solana:6p6xgHyF7AeE6TZkSmFsko444wqoP15icUSqi2jfGiPN’s. Each controls a slice of the supply. So if the
AI visual analysis: A prediction market interface shows 30% of $LAPTOP supply allocated across 30 events, with tabs filtering by category (Politics: 12, Crypto: 6, Culture: 5, $LAPTOP: 7), and displays featured markets including "Will President Trump be impeached during his term?" at 68% Yes / 32% No with $102K volume, and "Will Democrats win the House in 2026?" at 87% Yes / 13% No with $5.9M volume. The image illustrates the post's point that a significant portion of $LAPTOP's supply is tied to predicting real-world outcomes like political elections and crypto milestones.
· 2026-09-09T14:01:27+00:00$laptop airdrop wallet still has $77,000,000 to give away btw if u’re really serious about buying this coin u’re stupid
· 2026-09-09T07:10:50+00:00Aerodrome CEO @wagmiAlexander explains why the $LAPTOP launch feels significant. Highlighting Aerodrome's growing dominance. "I think this is part of what makes this industry so fun to participate in." "What's become increasingly clear is that Aerodrome is the preferred
