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$COINBASE Catalyst Posts

March 28, 2026

Single-day social intelligence recap and verified catalyst posts · ← Back to $COINBASE Profile · Market Rankings

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23 source posts analyzed
Brian Armstrong @brian_armstrong · 2026-03-28T19:43:48+00:00

Ideally, we should be able to get all of this on one platform. That’s what @CoinbaseDev is building

Diana @InvestWithD · 2026-03-28T22:57:45+00:00

BREAKING: BitGo CRO RESPONDS DIRECTLY To MY POST — WARNS “DON’T FALL FOR COINBASE TRAP” The @Coinbase “ONE PLATFORM” business model post just triggered a RESPONSE from one of the BIGGEST players in crypto infrastructure. @BitGo CRO Chen Fang replied DIRECTLY to MY

Hado @Hadometa · 2026-03-28T07:34:09+00:00

This pos is on @coinbase payroll The rake 35 percent of those yields btw. Thats a 100 million dollar business that baldy doesn’t wanna lose we could have fat green candles but crypto is being sold out to baldy greed @Coinbase = anti consumer

BSCN @BSCNews · 2026-03-28T17:40:00+00:00

JUST IN: DETROIT BACKS MICHIGAN IN COINBASE LEGAL FIGHT Detroit moves to support state regulators in court. Lawyers will file an amicus brief in the case. The dispute centers on prediction market oversight. Coinbase argues federal regulators should take control. It claims

YQ @yq_acc · 2026-03-28T08:44:15+00:00

If you want to know @stripe @mpp vs @coinbase x402, this is a must read. The CN version of x.com/yq_acc/status/ …. Agents don't click on ads. They have no attention to harvest. They don't make impulse purchases, don't form emotional bonds with brands, and won't watch

based.slavic @basedsnipez · 2026-03-28T15:08:49+00:00

my day so far: - lost 1k on @base because someone shilled me a token with french dev - filled my car @ $3.10 diesel in germany (my life is ruined) - bought 30$ flowers for my gf - earned 50 new followers (thanks to @loshmi ) - waiting for @coinbase to hire me - going to

DeFi Warhol @Defi_Warhol · 2026-03-28T07:49:28+00:00

Bitcoin was supposed to be peer-to-peer electronic cash. No middlemen. No trusted institutions. Now @Coinbase is spamming users with college basketball prediction markets while the industry trust is in free fall. This isn't crypto moving toward open rails and self-custody.

Chris wise @wiswyman · 2026-03-28T23:37:40+00:00

COINBASE UPDATE COINBASE PRICE IS STILL FALLING ACT NOW SPREAD THE WORD BEFORE ITS TO LATE STAND UP AGAINST THIS ‘commission charging SCUM’ BE PART OF HISTORY

santosa @0xSantosa · 2026-03-28T00:57:40+00:00

It should be a great pipeline. Good projects launch on Base, then listing on Coinbase.

ghostman @defidaddy23 · 2026-03-28T07:37:09+00:00

Hey @brian_armstrong , how much did Jamie Simon give you to jinx the clarity act? You corrupt piece of shit. #boykottcoinbase

Jacek @jacek0x · 2026-03-28T11:43:23+00:00

I’m always fascinated by how people frame Coinbase as the white knight, while Pump and Hyperliquid get treated like the black sheep of crypto. I like all 3, but the reality is the same: most traders lose money on all of them. Retail has lost billions on Coinbase too, that’s just

eric @defyneric · 2026-03-28T22:48:04+00:00

Brian replied to my tweet and now the replies are full of people shitting on him for the Clarity Act is this warranted? he has every reason to want it passed as it helps him, Coinbase, and Circle what am i missing?

tehMoonwalkeR @tehMoonwalkeR · 2026-03-28T06:15:41+00:00

This is the only way to make them feel the pressure! #boycotcoinbase

David Duong @DavidDuong · 2026-03-28T13:00:02+00:00

My latest interview with @MilkRoad and @LgDoucet to discuss the new SEC taxonomy for digital assets, the latest on what's happening in Ethereum, and what we learned from our @CoinbaseInsto 2026 Institutional Investor Crypto Survey

Oakleaf @OakleafEU · 2026-03-28T20:21:12+00:00

The irony of @shahh ’s post about the Coinbase memecoins where he left out $TROLL (on purpose?) being at the top of an X article about Coinbase highlighting $TROLL as the top memecoin gainer. Can’t make this shit up

MANYUSTRATEGY @nwaGeorgie · 2026-03-28T23:00:30+00:00

I’m accumulating every dip. Quietly. Patiently. Because in crypto… anything is possible. And we are here. daily accumulation #MANYU #ManyuArmy @RealManyu @binance @HTX_Global @coinbase

PHOENIX - Crypto News & Analytics @pnxgrp · 2026-03-28T16:01:31+00:00

@coinbase and Better introduce crypto-backed down payment loans #Coinbase has partnered with #BetterHomeFinance to allow homebuyers to use cryptocurrency holdings as collateral for down payments. The program enables customers to take out a separate loan against assets such

Self Made @madenotgiven · 2026-03-28T15:28:42+00:00

195th Day Blue Carpet Program @coinbase "Long Term Success" First, lets get past "Application — October 2025" The end $DOG

Bitcoin.com News @BitcoinNews · 2026-03-28T14:43:36+00:00

Fannie Mae is moving into crypto mortgages, allowing borrowers to use assets like $BTC as collateral instead of selling. Partnering with Coinbase, the move brings digital assets deeper into housing finance, letting buyers keep exposure.

Cryptobless589 @Cryptobless7070 · 2026-03-28T01:38:28+00:00

Drama clarity act because coinbase is a joke!!

Eric Cartman @KylesastupidHue · 2026-03-28T23:22:06+00:00

Fuck Coinbase. Eat another d**k Brian.

Marco Manoppo @ManoppoMarco · 2026-03-28T00:00:14+00:00

Fannie Mae is set to accept crypto-backed mortgages for the first time, allowing homebuyers to use digital assets as collateral instead of liquidating them, in a product developed with Better Home & Finance and Coinbase. > Supported assets will initially include bitcoin and

Ron Sovereignty Swanson @RonSwanonson · 2026-03-28T02:41:24+00:00

Why do people use any version of Coinbase? Both gay and retarded