$BDAG
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i'm the only one who can keep your money safe, bc - cold hardware wallets because a shipping partner's data leak could expose your info - cex might go bankrupt or freeze withdrawals - hot wallets because your laptop might get hacked - defi because it gets hacked every single
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AI visual note: A cartoon security guard named "BALD" wearing a red "SECURITY" hat points at a man using an ATM, with the bold caption "I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN KEEP YOUR MONEY SAFE." The meme humorously uses the guard as a satirical spokesperson for crypto self-custody, suggesting all standard options—hardware wallets, exchanges, hot wallets, and DeFi—are vulnerable to breaches, bankruptcies, or hacks.