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This slow clap has to go to those folks who reinvent the "guaranteed-profit formula" every bull market cycle. Last year they said buying anything would go up; this year they claim they just temporarily misread the market. They study 300 indicators, only for their final trading
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AI visual note: A purple cartoon bird character sits alone in a spotlight among empty purple theater seats, with bold white text reading "THE SLOW CLAP" in the lower left—visually representing the sarcastic, half-hearted applause directed at market "experts" who constantly shift their explanations after each bull market cycle fails to deliver as promised.