$ROBINHOOD_CHAIN
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BREAKING: Anonymous White House insider with the best Polymarket record on earth reveals all [Spoken audio]: What's up dick writers it's me BigDick the most profitable trader of all time proud brand ambassador for Go Market and boy do I have a treat for you today I am joined by a living legend one of the few active traders with a track record I truly admire he appeared out of nowhere 12 trades 12 winners every position opened moments before a major White House announcement Mr. Anonymous White House That's Insider, welcome to The Prediction Man! Thank you, I'm a big fan. Right back at you brother, game recognize game! Let's jump right in, please tell me because I don't get it, what is so bad about insider trading? What makes you think I'm insider trading? Oh, I didn't say you were my G, I'm asking generally, because as far as I'm concerned if you've got better information than everybody else, that's winning! An edge is an edge, for real! Well, I don't really know anything about insider trading, so I'm not really qualified to- Usain Bolt runs faster than everybody else! Nobody arrests him for using his legs! Me? I'm hung like a moose to death moose porn, baby! Do I have an unfair advantage with the latest? Hell yes! Should that be against the law? Anyway, a lot of people online have been speculating on your Barron Trump. How would you like to respond to these allegations? I'm not Barron Trump. Of course you're not! Anyway, Mr. Knot Baron, let's talk the Middle East. The collapse of the ceasefire has been devastating. My thoughts and prayers to all those poor people trapped in long positions. Now, if somebody happened to have an unusually close understanding of what the president was likely to do next, what market would they be buying? I literally have no idea. Hypothetically, if a person happened to have breakfast with the president every morning. For the last time, I'm Knot Baron Trump. Right. Prove it then, Melania Trump! Beautiful woman, real milk material, right? She is objectively beautiful, yes. So, would you, you know, tap that? Well then, Mr. Insider, if you're not Baron Trump, what are you gay?
