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some crazy stats about xStocks: - distributed asset value is over $700M - RWA count 182 - holders over 250k - in the last month the transfer volume was well over $6B and there were over 100k active addresses from what I can see xStocks are the best platform for tokenized stocks
AI visual note: The image is a xStocks statistics dashboard showing: Distributed Asset Value of $701.43M (+58.63%), RWA Count of 182, 253,576 holders (+8.91%), Monthly Transfer Volume of $6.46B (+32732%), and 106,734 Monthly Active Addresses, which visually confirms the post's claims about xStocks being a leading tokenized stocks platform with substantial growth metrics.
PTSD is a show about you, the crypto degen, the trench survivor [Spoken audio]: So they're occurring dream from a hell. I'm up like 8,000% in a matter of seconds. Now I fucking nailed the Pico bottom to a T, and I'm on the five second chart right. So it's like this insane cascade of green dildos straight to Valhalla. Now I know this is a rug, it has to be, so I need to get out ASAP. But when I go to hit sell, my hands have turned into spaghetti. Like literally, and they're all floppy and shit, and I try to grab the mouse, but I can't because my hands are made of fucking pasta. And then the chart starts to reverse, but my body won't respond. And then I hear this laughter. I look behind me and Alex Becker's there. But he's fat, like humongous, with a huge set of jugs. And he's holding a baby. It's Elio, but it's not. And it kind of looks like BitBoy. And it's sucking on Alex's boob. And then out of nowhere, this big ass centaur appears. But this is no ordinary big ass centaur. It's a fucking yatsu big ass centaur. And get this, he's playing the fucking cello. the fucking cello. And then the baby looks me dead in the eye and gives this diabolical laugh. Just as I'm about to get liquidated. That's when I wake up at my computer having just opened a 100x leverage position in my sleep. So yeah, shit's gotten real. And how do you feel after these dreams? Terrified? Like I've lost my fucking mind? mind? The symptoms you're describing are typical for a condition called PTSD, post-trench stress disorder. A post-trench stress disorder? That sounds about right. What are the other symptoms? Compulsive chart checking, hopium addiction, cognitive dissonance during down trends, and in your case, acute nocturnal somo-cryptosis. Well, that doesn't sound good. What's that? sleep trading thank christ i thought you're gonna say i have age or something is it treatable it is but it's complex and to help you i need to understand how you got here so where do you want to start at the beginning i guess i was in college but i was home for spring break that means march 2021 i first heard about crypto for my half retarded cousin dick Allow me to blow your heaven's mind. Meow, meow, meow! He just hit the motherload on a shiny new gaming token called... Act the infinity, bro! Then the Akangmofos know how to fuck shit up! Now, you have to understand, this may be the single dumbest human being alive. He once got lost in his own living room. Where the fuck is he? He spent a whole day staring at the sun because he thought it'd give him night vision. He even once stuck his pecker in a pencil sharpener. Why did he do that? Because he's dick! Point is, I had no idea how he'd done it, but if Richard could make it, anyone could. So I became a sponge, consuming everything I could on the subject. Um, yes, John Maynard, king. Turns out the best professors in the world, hands down, can be found- Exactly as I have been predicting. On YouTube. I was hooked. I'd never been this interested in anything in my life before. Everyone around me was having a good time because they were completely clueless. They had no idea that the entire monetary system was a sham, a fucking Ponzi. They had no clue that the system itself was fucked, and that I had found the life raft. Crypto. Why in the world would I spend the next three years stacking student debt when the greatest wealth transfer in history was staring me right in the face? This was it! A generational opportunity to make multi-generational wealth. My one true shot, and I wasn't about to fuck it up. So I liquidated my beanie babies and old Pokemon cards, and with $1,800 of starting capital, I was now only two 100Xs away from my first million. Success was right around the corner. I just needed a few months of hustle and grind with zero distractions. So I dropped out of college and moved back in with mom. The plan was in motion. My destiny was in my hands, and nothing was going to stand in my way. If only I knew what was coming.
Drake private mainnet, July 13th, 2026.