# $USELESS Catalyst Posts & Social Intelligence Recap — August 28, 2026

> **Asset:** $USELESS  
> **Date:** 2026-08-28 (August 28, 2026)  
> **Canonical URL:** https://cryptitalk.com/tokens/useless/2026-08-28  
> **Token Profile:** https://cryptitalk.com/tokens/useless.md  
> **Market Rankings:** https://cryptitalk.com/rankings.md  

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## Curated Viral Posts & Community Evidence


### Post #1 by @whalewatchalert
> **Author:** Whale Watch by Moby ([@whalewatchalert](https://x.com/whalewatchalert))  
> **Metrics:** 2 likes · 2 retweets · 0 comments · 3.6K views  

> **Posted:** 2026-08-28T15:25:55+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/whalewatchalert/status/2093359428401512517](https://x.com/whalewatchalert/status/2093359428401512517)  


> 
> "A USELESS whale just bought $11.75K of 
$neet
 at $46.1M MC"


### Post #2 by @whalewatchalert
> **Author:** Whale Watch by Moby ([@whalewatchalert](https://x.com/whalewatchalert))  
> **Metrics:** 0 likes · 0 retweets · 0 comments · 3.3K views  

> **Posted:** 2026-08-28T16:32:23+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/whalewatchalert/status/2093376155390816753](https://x.com/whalewatchalert/status/2093376155390816753)  


> 
> "A USELESS whale just bought $9.44K of 
$USELESS
 at $60.68M MC"


### Post #3 by @whalewatchalert
> **Author:** Whale Watch by Moby ([@whalewatchalert](https://x.com/whalewatchalert))  
> **Metrics:** 0 likes · 0 retweets · 0 comments · 2.1K views  

> **Posted:** 2026-08-28T13:01:59+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/whalewatchalert/status/2093323206488719550](https://x.com/whalewatchalert/status/2093323206488719550)  


> 
> "A USELESS whale just bought $6.09K of $BULLSHIT at $6.15M MC"


### Post #4 by @1GoodPlay
> **Author:** Soon ([@1GoodPlay](https://x.com/1GoodPlay))  
> **Metrics:** 14 likes · 1 retweets · 3 comments · 930 views  

> **Posted:** 2026-08-28T16:51:16+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/1GoodPlay/status/2093380908573245925](https://x.com/1GoodPlay/status/2093380908573245925)  


> **Visual Note:** Two article headlines on Bonk: 'Bonk Guy Credits Christian Faith for Sharper Crypto Trading' (5 hours ago, 306 posts) and 'Bonk Guy Shares How Faith Guides His Crypto Trading' (7 hours ago, 505 posts).  

> 
> "Interesting. 

Bonk guy is going to make a generational run soon as 
$USELESS
 runs to deca billions."


### Post #5 by @theunipcs
> **Author:** Unipcs (aka 'Bonk Guy') ([@theunipcs](https://x.com/theunipcs))  
> **Metrics:** 14 likes · 1 retweets · 2 comments · 805 views  

> **Posted:** 2026-08-28T08:08:33+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/theunipcs/status/2093249361606029675](https://x.com/theunipcs/status/2093249361606029675)  


> 
> "patience bro

we're gonna bullpost 
$USELESS
 to multi-billions

soon"


### Post #6 by @roroCLB
> **Author:** roro ([@roroCLB](https://x.com/roroCLB))  
> **Metrics:** 4 likes · 0 retweets · 2 comments · 469 views  

> **Posted:** 2026-08-28T01:24:02+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/roroCLB/status/2093147563641716747](https://x.com/roroCLB/status/2093147563641716747)  


> 
> "i miss when unipcs would bullpost useless that shit got me so riled up"


### Post #7 by @BonkCapitalSOL
> **Author:** BOBONK ([@BonkCapitalSOL](https://x.com/BonkCapitalSOL))  
> **Metrics:** 9 likes · 2 retweets · 3 comments · 450 views  

> **Posted:** 2026-08-28T10:11:30+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/BonkCapitalSOL/status/2093280305209647159](https://x.com/BonkCapitalSOL/status/2093280305209647159)  


> 
> "Wrong! 
True = $Brodie is 
$Useless"


### Post #8 by @MickeyXviruS
> **Author:** Mickey Virus ([@MickeyXviruS](https://x.com/MickeyXviruS))  
> **Metrics:** 1 likes · 1 retweets · 0 comments · 37 views  

> **Posted:** 2026-08-28T00:07:46+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/MickeyXviruS/status/2093128370867552341](https://x.com/MickeyXviruS/status/2093128370867552341)  


> **Video Content:** The video displays a static image of the word "useless" written in a simple, handwritten-style font centered on a plain white background. Across all four keyframes, there is no visual change or movement—the scene remains completely motionless with the text in a fixed position. The accompanying post context references the "$USELESS" token, visually reinforcing the stagnant, "useless" nature of the market through the unchanging display.  

> 
> "Its 
$USELESS
 market !!!"




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