# $USELESS Catalyst Posts & Social Intelligence Recap — August 09, 2026

> **Asset:** $USELESS  
> **Date:** 2026-08-09 (August 09, 2026)  
> **Canonical URL:** https://cryptitalk.com/tokens/useless/2026-08-09  
> **Token Profile:** https://cryptitalk.com/tokens/useless.md  
> **Market Rankings:** https://cryptitalk.com/rankings.md  

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## Curated Viral Posts & Community Evidence


### Post #1 by @whalewatchalert
> **Author:** Whale Watch by Moby ([@whalewatchalert](https://x.com/whalewatchalert))  
> **Metrics:** 2 likes · 0 retweets · 0 comments · 4.2K views  

> **Posted:** 2026-08-09T12:23:02+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/whalewatchalert/status/2086428036962869445](https://x.com/whalewatchalert/status/2086428036962869445)  


> 
> "A USELESS whale just bought $10K of 
$USELESS
 at $38.72M MC"


### Post #2 by @theuselesscoin
> **Author:** useless coin ([@theuselesscoin](https://x.com/theuselesscoin))  
> **Metrics:** 36 likes · 0 retweets · 2 comments · 1.9K views  

> **Posted:** 2026-08-09T08:47:00+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/theuselesscoin/status/2086373668754534787](https://x.com/theuselesscoin/status/2086373668754534787)  


> **Visual Note:** This is a headshot of Xi Jinping, the leader of China, standing in front of Chinese flags. The image likely accompanies the post's message to suggest that China's economy or currency is strong, making the US dollar "useless."  

> 
> "We told you.

The dollar is USELESS."


### Post #3 by @EnochsDegenCrib
> **Author:** Enoch Kinda Crazy ([@EnochsDegenCrib](https://x.com/EnochsDegenCrib))  
> **Metrics:** 28 likes · 0 retweets · 1 comments · 1.2K views  

> **Posted:** 2026-08-09T23:28:43+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/EnochsDegenCrib/status/2086595561499570209](https://x.com/EnochsDegenCrib/status/2086595561499570209)  


> 
> "Its 
$Useless
 to fade 
$Render
 and 
$Near"


### Post #4 by @fern__3
> **Author:** fern ([@fern__3](https://x.com/fern__3))  
> **Metrics:** 50 likes · 6 retweets · 7 comments · 1.1K views  

> **Posted:** 2026-08-09T20:09:16+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/fern__3/status/2086545367349256214](https://x.com/fern__3/status/2086545367349256214)  


> **Visual Note:** The image shows a cryptocurrency tracker display for "Useless Coin" ($USELESS) priced at $0.03823, with a notable 54.92% gain indicated by the green badge. This supports the accompanying post's bullish sentiment, visually highlighting the coin's low price point (under 4 cents) and strong recent performance as evidence that it's still cheap and worth buying before a potential return to all-time highs.  

> 
> "$USELESS
 literally is absolutely free at these levels it’s actually crazy how cheap this is 

When this back at ATH and beyond you would have wished you bought more lol 

Fade the most 
$USELESS
 coin at your own risk"


### Post #5 by @funtokio
> **Author:** FunTok ([@funtokio](https://x.com/funtokio))  
> **Metrics:** 16 likes · 3 retweets · 6 comments · 936 views  

> **Posted:** 2026-08-09T07:15:02+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/funtokio/status/2086350523620315178](https://x.com/funtokio/status/2086350523620315178)  


> **Visual Note:** Screenshot of the Funtok website showing a grid of numbered meme token icons under a 'TRENDING' header, including tokens like Trollface, Wojak, and various other meme characters.  

> 
> "Top 10 Trending #Solana  

 
$TROLL
 @troll_
 
 $WIWIWI  
 
$ANSEM
 @blackbullsol
 
 $LMAO! 
@theLMAOcoin
 
 $PIPPIN
 @pippinlovesyou
 
 $FRAGGLE 
@fragglethedolph
 
 $TASSHUB 
@tasshubcrypto
 
 $WYNN
 @WYNNCommunity
 
 $BODEN 
@boden4pres
 
 $USELESS
 @theuselesscoin"


### Post #6 by @samdip01
> **Author:** Sam ([@samdip01](https://x.com/samdip01))  
> **Metrics:** 0 likes · 0 retweets · 1 comments · 82 views  

> **Posted:** 2026-08-09T10:38:58+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/samdip01/status/2086401845199855865](https://x.com/samdip01/status/2086401845199855865)  


> 
> "Is it over for 
$USELESS
  ? 
@aixbt_agent"


### Post #7 by @Zenitsuhiro1
> **Author:** Zenitsuhiro ([@Zenitsuhiro1](https://x.com/Zenitsuhiro1))  
> **Metrics:** 0 likes · 0 retweets · 0 comments · 4 views  

> **Posted:** 2026-08-09T05:59:51+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/Zenitsuhiro1/status/2086331604138627548](https://x.com/Zenitsuhiro1/status/2086331604138627548)  


> 
> "Fw7ehKc2fJkRvbSnYopeqaqUwRPAdyc9ANMdD8QQHTt9
$useless
 on pumpfun"




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