# $USELESS Catalyst Posts & Social Intelligence Recap — April 02, 2026

> **Asset:** $USELESS  
> **Date:** 2026-04-02 (April 02, 2026)  
> **Canonical URL:** https://cryptitalk.com/tokens/useless/2026-04-02  
> **Token Profile:** https://cryptitalk.com/tokens/useless.md  
> **Market Rankings:** https://cryptitalk.com/rankings.md  

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## Curated Viral Posts & Community Evidence


### Post #1 by @theunipcs
> **Author:** Unipcs (aka 'Bonk Guy') ([@theunipcs](https://x.com/theunipcs))  
> **Metrics:** 501 likes · 111 retweets · 132 comments · 124.2K views  

> **Posted:** 2026-04-02T10:51:47+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/theunipcs/status/2039657037039075739](https://x.com/theunipcs/status/2039657037039075739)  


> 
> "just a few weeks ago, a $3.2 billion net worth real estate tycoon talked about $USELESS on US national TV

now, one of the world’s biggest football clubs has just posted that USELESS will be featured on its jersey in a game vs Barcelona in a few days (on April 4)

that’s one of"


### Post #2 by @CryptoCowboy_AU
> **Author:** Straya Cowboy ([@CryptoCowboy_AU](https://x.com/CryptoCowboy_AU))  
> **Metrics:** 276 likes · 54 retweets · 172 comments · 38.6K views  

> **Posted:** 2026-04-02T07:46:32+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/CryptoCowboy_AU/status/2039610419623743957](https://x.com/CryptoCowboy_AU/status/2039610419623743957)  


> 
> "Are we cooked? 

One of the biggest teams in Laliga (Spain) posted $USELESS coin and the chart went down - 7% 

12 months ago this would be trading above 100mill after an announcement like that"


### Post #3 by @rutradebtc
> **Author:** Alex RT₿ ([@rutradebtc](https://x.com/rutradebtc))  
> **Metrics:** 110 likes · 3 retweets · 5 comments · 14.1K views  

> **Posted:** 2026-04-02T16:50:10+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/rutradebtc/status/2039747227938431220](https://x.com/rutradebtc/status/2039747227938431220)  


> 
> "Keep an eye on memes or utility gems that are refusing to go below certain levels

They are most likely to give you good Xs once the market reverses and volume returns to the overall market

$USELESS is one of them, I will be sharing more from my list

Give me enough comments to"


### Post #4 by @CryptoThannos
> **Author:** Thanos ([@CryptoThannos](https://x.com/CryptoThannos))  
> **Metrics:** 80 likes · 11 retweets · 51 comments · 10.3K views  

> **Posted:** 2026-04-02T20:04:46+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/CryptoThannos/status/2039796202569646432](https://x.com/CryptoThannos/status/2039796202569646432)  


> 
> "Some bags with 4–5x inevitable gains if the bulls return:

$PUNCH
$TROLL
$WOJAK
$B******N
$NPC
$APU
$USELESS
$DRB
Anything else you’d like me to add here?"


### Post #5 by @Yakuza_Crypto_
> **Author:** Yakuza ([@Yakuza_Crypto_](https://x.com/Yakuza_Crypto_))  
> **Metrics:** 100 likes · 0 retweets · 21 comments · 8.6K views  

> **Posted:** 2026-04-02T16:44:34+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/Yakuza_Crypto_/status/2039745816974258629](https://x.com/Yakuza_Crypto_/status/2039745816974258629)  


> 
> "If this post was made in 2024, $USELESS would be sitting above ATH right now.

but look at it still in red."


### Post #6 by @blockchainbob
> **Author:** Blockchain Bob ([@blockchainbob](https://x.com/blockchainbob))  
> **Metrics:** 61 likes · 0 retweets · 20 comments · 8.1K views  

> **Posted:** 2026-04-02T08:00:28+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/blockchainbob/status/2039613926426435601](https://x.com/blockchainbob/status/2039613926426435601)  


> 
> "How did we get here??

The most $USELESS token being shilled by Atletico Madrid against Barca

A news like this would’ve have sent $USELESS at least 2X; yet it seems it even dumped more 

Sickkk promotion tho"


### Post #7 by @dogeofficialceo
> **Author:** Sir Doge of the Coin ([@dogeofficialceo](https://x.com/dogeofficialceo))  
> **Metrics:** 20 likes · 6 retweets · 7 comments · 8.0K views  

> **Posted:** 2026-04-02T20:11:00+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/dogeofficialceo/status/2039797768382758913](https://x.com/dogeofficialceo/status/2039797768382758913)  


> 
> "The Feed 4/2/26 with 
@SizeChad
 

00:17 - Useless token to be on Atletico Madrid Jerseys
01:53 - Massive Drift Hack, $280 million stolen
07:17 - New COVID-19 variant 'Cicada' spreads rapidly
11:07 - Chocolate recall due products spiked with Viagra
12:56 - Palm Beach Pete merch"


### Post #8 by @StalkHQ
> **Author:** Stalkchain ([@StalkHQ](https://x.com/StalkHQ))  
> **Metrics:** 77 likes · 10 retweets · 17 comments · 7.2K views  

> **Posted:** 2026-04-02T20:59:15+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/StalkHQ/status/2039809910540800242](https://x.com/StalkHQ/status/2039809910540800242)  


> 
> ".
@theunipcs
 just bought $86k worth of $useless 
@theuselesscoin
 

Wallet:5M8ACGKEXG1ojKDTMH3sMqhTihTgHYMSsZc6W8i7QW3Y"


### Post #9 by @MartiniGuyYT
> **Author:** That Martini Guy ₿ ([@MartiniGuyYT](https://x.com/MartiniGuyYT))  
> **Metrics:** 24 likes · 2 retweets · 8 comments · 6.7K views  

> **Posted:** 2026-04-02T09:49:16+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/MartiniGuyYT/status/2039641303479120206](https://x.com/MartiniGuyYT/status/2039641303479120206)  


> 
> "$USELESS COIN HAS SECURED ITS SPOT ON ATLETICO MADRID'S JERSEY AFTER WINNING THE KRAKEN TRADING COMPETITION!

The limited edition kit will be released for their HUGE match against FC Barcelona!"


### Post #10 by @EagleEye_Crypto
> **Author:** Eagle Eye ([@EagleEye_Crypto](https://x.com/EagleEye_Crypto))  
> **Metrics:** 44 likes · 3 retweets · 57 comments · 3.1K views  

> **Posted:** 2026-04-02T15:29:18+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/EagleEye_Crypto/status/2039726878194532584](https://x.com/EagleEye_Crypto/status/2039726878194532584)  


> 
> "Which Memecoin could reach a $1B market cap? 

Punch 
B******n 
Troll 
Useless 
Testicle 
Wojak
Whitewhale
Fartcoin
War
HODL
Penguin

Be honest!"


### Post #11 by @AltsDaddycom
> **Author:** AltsDaddy ([@AltsDaddycom](https://x.com/AltsDaddycom))  
> **Metrics:** 53 likes · 23 retweets · 9 comments · 2.8K views  

> **Posted:** 2026-04-02T11:59:51+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/AltsDaddycom/status/2039674168724398438](https://x.com/AltsDaddycom/status/2039674168724398438)  


> 
> "Thursday’s Top Posted #Altcoins 

 $SUI
 $DOGE
 $RIO
 $USELESS
 $FLOKI
 $PENGU
 $NPC
 $GCOIN
 $PROPS
 $PUNCH
 $VELO
 $ANYONE

Runner ups: $ARK, $ADI, $HOLO, $SHIB, $BONK

#Altseason2026 #Altcoins $DDY"


### Post #12 by @kingprodi
> **Author:** PRODIGY ([@kingprodi](https://x.com/kingprodi))  
> **Metrics:** 49 likes · 10 retweets · 27 comments · 2.0K views  

> **Posted:** 2026-04-02T18:15:28+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/kingprodi/status/2039768695715537343](https://x.com/kingprodi/status/2039768695715537343)  


> 
> "I hit a 100x on $MLG, I hit a 100x on $USELESS

I am about to do it again."


### Post #13 by @MaxamedCrypto
> **Author:** MxCooks ([@MaxamedCrypto](https://x.com/MaxamedCrypto))  
> **Metrics:** 7 likes · 0 retweets · 5 comments · 1.6K views  

> **Posted:** 2026-04-02T21:27:54+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/MaxamedCrypto/status/2039817123510575165](https://x.com/MaxamedCrypto/status/2039817123510575165)  


> 
> "What happened to $useless

Not even bots are trading it"


### Post #14 by @theuselesscoin
> **Author:** useless coin ([@theuselesscoin](https://x.com/theuselesscoin))  
> **Metrics:** 58 likes · 8 retweets · 5 comments · 1.3K views  

> **Posted:** 2026-04-02T08:03:00+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/theuselesscoin/status/2039614561255322029](https://x.com/theuselesscoin/status/2039614561255322029)  


> 
> "GM Useless people."


### Post #15 by @spencedyor
> **Author:** Spence ([@spencedyor](https://x.com/spencedyor))  
> **Metrics:** 26 likes · 2 retweets · 40 comments · 1.1K views  

> **Posted:** 2026-04-02T12:20:03+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/spencedyor/status/2039679251926974528](https://x.com/spencedyor/status/2039679251926974528)  


> 
> "Top cult energy right now:

• $AURA
• $MOMO
• $SACHI
• $WAGMI
• $GIGA
• $USELESS
• $MASK
• #SPX6900
• $PENGU
• $WIF

Drop your ticker if it deserves to be here"


### Post #16 by @BullsUnited3
> **Author:** Bulls United ([@BullsUnited3](https://x.com/BullsUnited3))  
> **Metrics:** 31 likes · 9 retweets · 6 comments · 1.1K views  

> **Posted:** 2026-04-02T13:42:07+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/BullsUnited3/status/2039699905724240091](https://x.com/BullsUnited3/status/2039699905724240091)  


> 
> "Everyone saying crypto is cooked because the #USELESS chart didn’t pump after this announcement. I see people blaming scammers and extractors that scared retail away. 

While this may be partially true, you also have to realize with BTC at $65k and 6 consecutive red months on"


### Post #17 by @kale_abe
> **Author:** Kale Abe ([@kale_abe](https://x.com/kale_abe))  
> **Metrics:** 19 likes · 0 retweets · 9 comments · 911 views  

> **Posted:** 2026-04-02T19:35:03+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/kale_abe/status/2039788721877246119](https://x.com/kale_abe/status/2039788721877246119)  


> 
> "Why are my USELESS bags up I thought they were useless (genuinely this time)"


### Post #18 by @whalewatchalert
> **Author:** Whale Watch by Moby ([@whalewatchalert](https://x.com/whalewatchalert))  
> **Metrics:** 1 likes · 1 retweets · 0 comments · 802 views  

> **Posted:** 2026-04-02T15:46:33+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/whalewatchalert/status/2039731216392319451](https://x.com/whalewatchalert/status/2039731216392319451)  


> 
> "A $TROLL whale just bought $7.15K of $USELESS at $31.18M MC"


### Post #19 by @whalewatchalert
> **Author:** Whale Watch by Moby ([@whalewatchalert](https://x.com/whalewatchalert))  
> **Metrics:** 2 likes · 0 retweets · 1 comments · 780 views  

> **Posted:** 2026-04-02T20:19:45+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/whalewatchalert/status/2039799972267250166](https://x.com/whalewatchalert/status/2039799972267250166)  


> 
> "KOL atom_xyz just bought $4.98K of $USELESS at $32.78M MC"


### Post #20 by @broskisol
> **Author:** broski ([@broskisol](https://x.com/broskisol))  
> **Metrics:** 8 likes · 1 retweets · 2 comments · 742 views  

> **Posted:** 2026-04-02T16:00:17+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/broskisol/status/2039734674637885453](https://x.com/broskisol/status/2039734674637885453)  


> 
> "Athletico Madrid will featured solana token $USELESS and the token dipped -9%

Nothing can us again ngl"


### Post #21 by @thesolanapost
> **Author:** The Solana Post ([@thesolanapost](https://x.com/thesolanapost))  
> **Metrics:** 21 likes · 3 retweets · 3 comments · 742 views  

> **Posted:** 2026-04-02T15:08:42+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/thesolanapost/status/2039721692474327208](https://x.com/thesolanapost/status/2039721692474327208)  


> 
> "Atlético Madrid will feature Solana memecoin $USELESS(
@theuselesscoin
) on their jersey ahead of their match vs FC Barcelona"


### Post #22 by @NG8602865567146
> **Author:** Marco (Kori arc) ([@NG8602865567146](https://x.com/NG8602865567146))  
> **Metrics:** 28 likes · 2 retweets · 2 comments · 676 views  

> **Posted:** 2026-04-02T14:10:48+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/NG8602865567146/status/2039707120740778120](https://x.com/NG8602865567146/status/2039707120740778120)  


> 
> "Tops up the $Useless legacy.

Your meme coin is just ai slop pictures of anything with a dumb story behind that convince people to buy it?
Sorry bro it's garbage. 

$Useless makes itself a name as a brand with those catalysts! How you want to vamp it now? It's impossible! 

I"


### Post #23 by @whalewatchalert
> **Author:** Whale Watch by Moby ([@whalewatchalert](https://x.com/whalewatchalert))  
> **Metrics:** 1 likes · 0 retweets · 0 comments · 524 views  

> **Posted:** 2026-04-02T18:25:23+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/whalewatchalert/status/2039771190915375614](https://x.com/whalewatchalert/status/2039771190915375614)  


> 
> "A $USELESS whale just bought $5K of $neet at $19.55M MC"


### Post #24 by @0xRichNormie
> **Author:** Rich Normie ([@0xRichNormie](https://x.com/0xRichNormie))  
> **Metrics:** 19 likes · 2 retweets · 10 comments · 402 views  

> **Posted:** 2026-04-02T06:10:12+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/0xRichNormie/status/2039586173597737038](https://x.com/0xRichNormie/status/2039586173597737038)  


> 
> "$USELESS wins Kraken trading competition and earns a place on Atlético Madrid’s special limited edition jersey for the Barcelona showdown"


### Post #25 by @PhilOnChain
> **Author:** Phil ([@PhilOnChain](https://x.com/PhilOnChain))  
> **Metrics:** 8 likes · 0 retweets · 4 comments · 374 views  

> **Posted:** 2026-04-02T14:13:00+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/PhilOnChain/status/2039707674825084938](https://x.com/PhilOnChain/status/2039707674825084938)  


> 
> "One of the biggest teams in soccer (football) posted $USELESS coin and the chart went down -7%.

1 year ago this would've 3x'd on this announcement.

The trenches are finished."


### Post #26 by @whalewatchalert
> **Author:** Whale Watch by Moby ([@whalewatchalert](https://x.com/whalewatchalert))  
> **Metrics:** 1 likes · 0 retweets · 0 comments · 348 views  

> **Posted:** 2026-04-02T20:17:02+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/whalewatchalert/status/2039799288939565186](https://x.com/whalewatchalert/status/2039799288939565186)  


> 
> "A $TOKABU whale just bought $3.29K of $USELESS at $32.59M MC"


### Post #27 by @whalewatchalert
> **Author:** Whale Watch by Moby ([@whalewatchalert](https://x.com/whalewatchalert))  
> **Metrics:** 2 likes · 0 retweets · 1 comments · 283 views  

> **Posted:** 2026-04-02T20:23:10+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/whalewatchalert/status/2039800831763980345](https://x.com/whalewatchalert/status/2039800831763980345)  


> 
> "KOL atom_xyz just bought $9.96K of $USELESS at $32.91M MC"


### Post #28 by @AndreWGMI
> **Author:** AndreWGMI ([@AndreWGMI](https://x.com/AndreWGMI))  
> **Metrics:** 42 likes · 13 retweets · 7 comments · 234 views  

> **Posted:** 2026-04-02T17:06:00+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/AndreWGMI/status/2039751211805540773](https://x.com/AndreWGMI/status/2039751211805540773)  


> 
> "Why is a major La Liga sponsorship failing to save a token's price? 

Despite Atletico Madrid wearing USELESS token on their jerseys for the Barcelona match, the token's market cap still dropped over 4%. 

It is a clear reminder that mainstream marketing is just expensive exit"


### Post #29 by @Daivik555
> **Author:** CZ ([@Daivik555](https://x.com/Daivik555))  
> **Metrics:** 12 likes · 4 retweets · 2 comments · 168 views  

> **Posted:** 2026-04-02T04:43:25+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/Daivik555/status/2039564335408992403](https://x.com/Daivik555/status/2039564335408992403)  


> 
> "$LOL  CA: 34q2KmCvapecJgR6ZrtbCTrzZVtkt3a5mHEA3TuEsWYb

just showed why it's the king of memes. If $LOL hits $Fartcoin  ATH MC: $2.41 (262x)
$Useless? $0.44 (48x)
$TROLL? $0.32 (35x)
Even Nietzschean Penguin? $0.18 (19x) While others are farting around or feeling useless, $LOL is"


### Post #30 by @Wezx777
> **Author:** Wezx ([@Wezx777](https://x.com/Wezx777))  
> **Metrics:** 5 likes · 0 retweets · 0 comments · 153 views  

> **Posted:** 2026-04-02T18:56:44+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/Wezx777/status/2039779080980086887](https://x.com/Wezx777/status/2039779080980086887)  


> 
> "$USELESS vol increasing, I will come back to this post in some weeks"


### Post #31 by @NG8602865567146
> **Author:** Marco (Kori arc) ([@NG8602865567146](https://x.com/NG8602865567146))  
> **Metrics:** 5 likes · 0 retweets · 1 comments · 135 views  

> **Posted:** 2026-04-02T13:46:15+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/NG8602865567146/status/2039700945097896196](https://x.com/NG8602865567146/status/2039700945097896196)  


> 
> "Fir real it tops up the legacy of $Useless regardless.

Thing no other meme coin will reach in it's Lifetime are valuable."


### Post #32 by @AlphaWhalesX
> **Author:** Alpha Whales ([@AlphaWhalesX](https://x.com/AlphaWhalesX))  
> **Metrics:** 1 likes · 0 retweets · 0 comments · 133 views  

> **Posted:** 2026-04-02T00:24:18+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/AlphaWhalesX/status/2039499127474774269](https://x.com/AlphaWhalesX/status/2039499127474774269)  


> 
> "A $USELESS whale just added $68.23K of $WBTC at $262.59M MC

 Hotness Score: 4.0/10
app.alpha-block.ai/transaction/Zs
…"


### Post #33 by @AlphaWhalesX
> **Author:** Alpha Whales ([@AlphaWhalesX](https://x.com/AlphaWhalesX))  
> **Metrics:** 1 likes · 0 retweets · 0 comments · 85 views  

> **Posted:** 2026-04-02T01:31:05+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/AlphaWhalesX/status/2039515933342093321](https://x.com/AlphaWhalesX/status/2039515933342093321)  


> 
> "A $USELESS whale just added $63.50K of $xBTC at $1.69M MC

 Hotness Score: 6.0/10
app.alpha-block.ai/transaction/Dc
…"


### Post #34 by @OgLoc0571514001
> **Author:** Og (Kori Arc) ([@OgLoc0571514001](https://x.com/OgLoc0571514001))  
> **Metrics:** 1 likes · 0 retweets · 0 comments · 53 views  

> **Posted:** 2026-04-02T13:51:37+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/OgLoc0571514001/status/2039702294271287776](https://x.com/OgLoc0571514001/status/2039702294271287776)  


> 
> "+ for the $Useless legacy! Sometimes things happen that are making me proud of meme coin."




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