# $USELESS Catalyst Posts & Social Intelligence Recap — March 09, 2026

> **Asset:** $USELESS  
> **Date:** 2026-03-09 (March 09, 2026)  
> **Canonical URL:** https://cryptitalk.com/tokens/useless/2026-03-09  
> **Token Profile:** https://cryptitalk.com/tokens/useless.md  
> **Market Rankings:** https://cryptitalk.com/rankings.md  

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## Curated Viral Posts & Community Evidence


### Post #1 by @cryptorover
> **Author:** Crypto Rover ([@cryptorover](https://x.com/cryptorover))  
> **Metrics:** 489 likes · 227 retweets · 118 comments · 297.9K views  

> **Posted:** 2026-03-09T05:03:33+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/cryptorover/status/2030872092766503313](https://x.com/cryptorover/status/2030872092766503313)  


> 
> "JUST IN: Bonkguy.sol launched $OILLESS, the new $USELESS coin on BONK.

10% is locked for 8 years.

CA: DoBAMMqcedjoWV3m7JEU1pAzZjkQqeQzbdLUA2etbonk"


### Post #2 by @remindooormeme
> **Author:** Remindooor ([@remindooormeme](https://x.com/remindooormeme))  
> **Metrics:** 175 likes · 45 retweets · 29 comments · 74.9K views  

> **Posted:** 2026-03-09T05:04:55+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/remindooormeme/status/2030872438175924470](https://x.com/remindooormeme/status/2030872438175924470)  


> 
> "Solscan don't lie. See it urself 

10% has been locked for 8yrs bros.

THIS IS THE NEW USELESS COIN.

$OILLESS > $USELESS"


### Post #3 by @theunipcs
> **Author:** Unipcs (aka 'Bonk Guy') ([@theunipcs](https://x.com/theunipcs))  
> **Metrics:** 243 likes · 38 retweets · 67 comments · 25.6K views  

> **Posted:** 2026-03-09T14:57:01+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/theunipcs/status/2031021444163891706](https://x.com/theunipcs/status/2031021444163891706)  


> 
> "also:

if you do not think crypto is done for good, i'm not really sure what to tell you if you're not gobbling up $USELESS here tbh

it is the one memecoin to rule them all"


### Post #4 by @pinkprintersol
> **Author:** pink ([@pinkprintersol](https://x.com/pinkprintersol))  
> **Metrics:** 163 likes · 29 retweets · 64 comments · 25.0K views  

> **Posted:** 2026-03-09T07:57:06+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/pinkprintersol/status/2030915767751876635](https://x.com/pinkprintersol/status/2030915767751876635)  


> 
> "Why does this lowkey feel like $ useless all over again"


### Post #5 by @spetsnaz_3
> **Author:** $0uL ([@spetsnaz_3](https://x.com/spetsnaz_3))  
> **Metrics:** 180 likes · 14 retweets · 4 comments · 10.4K views  

> **Posted:** 2026-03-09T14:43:50+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/spetsnaz_3/status/2031018126872117741](https://x.com/spetsnaz_3/status/2031018126872117741)  


> 
> "bought $USELESS bag here with my bro 
@theunipcs
, one of the fastest horse!"


### Post #6 by @Degen_Hardy
> **Author:** Hardy ([@Degen_Hardy](https://x.com/Degen_Hardy))  
> **Metrics:** 131 likes · 18 retweets · 38 comments · 10.3K views  

> **Posted:** 2026-03-09T09:16:48+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/Degen_Hardy/status/2030935825140371523](https://x.com/Degen_Hardy/status/2030935825140371523)  


> 
> "NGL fam, why is $OILLESS giving me $USELESS vibes?

Loading....

DoBAMMqcedjoWV3m7JEU1pAzZjkQqeQzbdLUA2etbonk"


### Post #7 by @iruletrenches
> **Author:** Miyamoto ([@iruletrenches](https://x.com/iruletrenches))  
> **Metrics:** 95 likes · 7 retweets · 20 comments · 9.0K views  

> **Posted:** 2026-03-09T21:56:59+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/iruletrenches/status/2031127132223480117](https://x.com/iruletrenches/status/2031127132223480117)  


> 
> "i can't express how bullish i am on $lobstar, i haven’t had this level of conviction in a play since $useless at 4m before ripping 100x.

if u've been around last ai meta, you know how crazy these plays can go, $goat 1.5b, $zerebro 900m, $aixbt 900m, $ai16z 2.5b, $bully 250m etc"


### Post #8 by @theuselesscoin
> **Author:** useless coin ([@theuselesscoin](https://x.com/theuselesscoin))  
> **Metrics:** 51 likes · 7 retweets · 14 comments · 2.0K views  

> **Posted:** 2026-03-09T19:12:00+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/theuselesscoin/status/2031085611646595265](https://x.com/theuselesscoin/status/2031085611646595265)  


> 
> "1 useless coin can ruin your life."


### Post #9 by @Sashawright_1
> **Author:** Sasha ([@Sashawright_1](https://x.com/Sashawright_1))  
> **Metrics:** 71 likes · 17 retweets · 60 comments · 1.8K views  

> **Posted:** 2026-03-09T16:03:08+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/Sashawright_1/status/2031038084016427253](https://x.com/Sashawright_1/status/2031038084016427253)  


> 
> "The loudest memecoin communities on the timeline right now:

$MOMO
$AURA
$WOJAK
$SACHI
$USELESS
$PENGUIN

Which one are you buying??"


### Post #10 by @Cloudd
> **Author:** Cloud ([@Cloudd](https://x.com/Cloudd))  
> **Metrics:** 77 likes · 22 retweets · 82 comments · 985 views  

> **Posted:** 2026-03-09T17:10:20+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/Cloudd/status/2031054994015756798](https://x.com/Cloudd/status/2031054994015756798)  


> 
> "How to Become Rich in 2026:

Buy more $WHITEWHALE
Buy more $aura
Buy more #SPX6900
Buy more $MASK
Buy more $SACHI
Buy more $WIF
Buy more $MANYU
Buy more $PFP
Buy more $GIGA
Buy more $USELESS
Buy more $WOJAK
Buy more $MOMO
Buy more $PENGU
Buy more $TROLL

What else should I add?"


### Post #11 by @Frostt
> **Author:** Frost ([@Frostt](https://x.com/Frostt))  
> **Metrics:** 53 likes · 18 retweets · 55 comments · 440 views  

> **Posted:** 2026-03-09T21:44:47+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/Frostt/status/2031124060524978492](https://x.com/Frostt/status/2031124060524978492)  


> 
> "Most underrated cult right now?

$USELESS
$MANYU
$PENGU
$GIGA
$MASK

I feel like some are missing…"


### Post #12 by @ZYPREXW
> **Author:** Zyprech ([@ZYPREXW](https://x.com/ZYPREXW))  
> **Metrics:** 11 likes · 1 retweets · 2 comments · 231 views  

> **Posted:** 2026-03-09T17:04:13+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/ZYPREXW/status/2031053456098623619](https://x.com/ZYPREXW/status/2031053456098623619)  


> 
> "Bonk will likely have two big runners in the bull run:

$Useless and #1coin.

Both could reach the billions and help Bonk regain market share.

Once those major runners take off, million-dollar (1,10,100M) runners will start spawning daily."


### Post #13 by @BeamWeb3
> **Author:** Beam ([@BeamWeb3](https://x.com/BeamWeb3))  
> **Metrics:** 42 likes · 16 retweets · 45 comments · 195 views  

> **Posted:** 2026-03-09T00:16:00+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/BeamWeb3/status/2030799728749752504](https://x.com/BeamWeb3/status/2030799728749752504)  


> 
> "Who has the MOST active community rn?

- $YAO                       - $MIDTERM
- $USELESS              - $MOMO
- $BULLISH                - $AURA
- $WHITEWHALE       - $TROLL
- #SPX6900                - $MASK

Any others?"


### Post #14 by @theuselesscoin
> **Author:** useless coin ([@theuselesscoin](https://x.com/theuselesscoin))  
> **Metrics:** 8 likes · 0 retweets · 1 comments · 140 views  

> **Posted:** 2026-03-09T08:01:00+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/theuselesscoin/status/2030916749085081702](https://x.com/theuselesscoin/status/2030916749085081702)  


> 
> "New week

No intentions"


### Post #15 by @whalewatchalert
> **Author:** Whale Watch by Moby ([@whalewatchalert](https://x.com/whalewatchalert))  
> **Metrics:** 0 likes · 0 retweets · 0 comments · 46 views  

> **Posted:** 2026-03-09T18:41:50+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/whalewatchalert/status/2031078019884888284](https://x.com/whalewatchalert/status/2031078019884888284)  


> 
> "A $USELESS whale just bought $6.12K of $testicle at $2.98M MC"


### Post #16 by @Solana_Emperor
> **Author:** Emperor.SOL ([@Solana_Emperor](https://x.com/Solana_Emperor))  
> **Metrics:** 0 likes · 0 retweets · 0 comments · 7 views  

> **Posted:** 2026-03-09T22:16:24+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/Solana_Emperor/status/2031132019724312963](https://x.com/Solana_Emperor/status/2031132019724312963)  


> 
> "$Useless
It's obviously in the name"


### Post #17 by @CryptoThro
> **Author:** CRYPTO THRO ([@CryptoThro](https://x.com/CryptoThro))  
> **Metrics:** 0 likes · 0 retweets · 0 comments  

> **Posted:** 2026-03-09T20:56:26+00:00  


> **Source Link:** [https://x.com/CryptoThro/status/2031111892580618646](https://x.com/CryptoThro/status/2031111892580618646)  


> 
> "How to Become Rich in 2026:

Buy more $WHITEWHALE
Buy more $aura
Buy more #SPX6900
Buy more $MASK
Buy more $SACHI
Buy more $WIF
Buy more $MANYU
Buy more $PFP
Buy more $GIGA
Buy more #Drovertoken
Buy more $USELESS
Buy more $WOJAK
Buy more $MOMO
Buy more $PENGU
Buy more $TROLL"




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